Title: Dreams of Stardom
Fandom: Angel
Rating: G
Written for: The Open On Sunday LJ Crossover challenge
Disclaimer: Not mine; please don't sue. I'm sure this has
been done before, but I haven't seen it. shrug
"Oh, Mandy...you came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away..."
Simon held up his hand. "That's quite enough. I do believe my ears are bleeding."
Paula tried to be kind. "I'm sorry. That was just...awful. There's no other word for it."
"Yes, there is," said Randy. "We just can't say those words on television."
Angel was crestfallen. "So...that wasn't good?"
Simon felt no need to be kind. "That was terrible. Possibly the worst I've ever heard. A humpback whale would be more melodic than you."
"Told you," Wes said to Angel in the hallway.