Kousuke: Ok I think there will be like…..13 or 14 chapters instead of 12. Sorry to you damn people that hate my story! T.T…..just kidding.
Disclaimer: Don't own
Rated t for language and yaio
Pairing: YXH
WARNING: Heavy cussing in this chapter.
BLACK TAIL
Chapter 10: Much Fun
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Hiei through a katana at Yusuke's feet. He picked it up, smiling at the fact that he could clearly see his reflection in it.
Hiei and Yusuke's held there sword raised, the tip of each entwining together.
"Lets paint this land red……Your choice of use?" Yusuke chuckled a bit, making his stance.
"Your blood." Hiei stated as if this was a joke.
"…no no no…" Yusuke rocked his sword back and forth. "I think yours."
The two of them charged at eachother. Hiei slashed his sword at Yusuke's stomach. The blade on Hiei's sword tore through the clothes, only missing his skin.
"Ha! That's the BEST you can do!" Yusuke laughed; he swung forward and left a mark on Hiei's cheek.
"Why…." Hiei jumped at Yusuke and dug his sword through his stomach. "not at all."
Yusuke fell back against a tree, Hiei's sword through his body.
"what…." Yusuke coughed up blood, trails of it down his neck. "why…"
Hiei bent down at him, removing his sword.
"Not only am I better…." Hiei smirked. "I'm hotter."
Hiei laughed at his retarded joke and through the sword through Yusuke's skull. Walking away leaving his limp body.
XXX
"HOLY SHIT!" Yusuke screamed as he shot up from his sleep.
"Just….a dream…" he panted as he climbed from the bed, scratching his head.
Yusuke walked down the winded stairs of his house. He walked to the kitchen grabbing a beer to wake him up.
In the living room Kuwabara was watching one of Japan's most famous shows, MXC.
"Yusuke! Morning! Guess what, I got three tickets so we can go to an MXC tournament!" Kuwabara added his stupid laugh.
"I just woke up…." Yusuke slumped on the couch next to Kuwa. "Can you just tell me later?"
"No, its awesome! We got to go qualify right now!" Kuwabara sounded eager.
"For a MXC tournament?..."Yusuke scratched his head.
"YES! Now go get Hiei and get dressed!" Kuwabara clicked the t.v off, heading for his room.
"Sure." Yusuke walked to Hiei's room. He clearly didn't have no clue what was really happening cause he just woke up from a nightmare.
"Hiei? You awake?" Yusuke yawned and knocked on his door.
"What?" Hiei slammed open the door.
"Were going somewhere."
XXX
The three of them entered the doors of the MXC studio. It is a place where you enter your info for the following day, where your tournament takes hold.
"Ok, sirs, Mr. Kazuma Kuwabara and Mr. Yusuke Urameshi will be on the same team by the name of….'Tables.' And Mr. Hiei Jaganshi, you will be with other people on the team 'Forks.'" The counter guy handed them each a ticket. "Your tournament will star at 9 in the morning tomorrow. I wish you good luck for the 1 million dollar prize!"
They all exited the studio.
"I don't even want to star in this stupid show anyways." Hiei complained, eyeing his ticket.
"Too bad Hiei. Its not at night so you don't have to worry about it." Yusuke corrected his little….mistake.
"Sigh…"Yusuke patted his friend on the shoulder. "Me and Kuwa are gonna beat your teams ass tomorrow!" Yusuke laughed at Hiei's face.
XXX
Yusuke, Hiei and Kuwabara sat around in a big circle with tons of other people. The 'main guy' of the show was infront of them in his little black suit, basically explaining the random rules.
He raised his white stick in the air. "Are you all ready?"
"YEAH!" Everyone yelled, ofcourse not including Hiei.
"Lets GO!" The man pointed his stick away from him and everyone ran to the show.
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"There will be only 2 face-offs today due to delays! The tables versus the forks!" The announcer announced.
"First up, the pink dolphins of deeeeath! You must stay on the surfboard that is in the air, jumping onto or over anything until the end! GO!" He announced again.
"First up, Miyazaki Hoya!"
This 'Miyazaki' didn't make it. Instead he fell into the water.
Many minutes later Yusuke and Kuwa were the lasts to go. Hiei already went with his team.
"Next up, Yusuke Urameshi!"
Yusuke did rather well, making it to the end.
"Score 1 for the tables!" The announcer scored.
"Last, and maybe even the least….Kazuma Kuwabara!"
Kuwabara stood on the main platform, waiting for the surfboard to come around. When it appeared he jumped for it, but only missed. He smashed his head against the wall, falling deeply unconscious.
"OoOoOoH!" The announcer told people to get him out of there.
"Kuwabara will no longer be qualifying…."
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"Next Face-Off and also the last! The hand slapping question thing!"
There were big human size cards spread out all over a huge mat. The announcer would ask a question and everyone, who was dressed up like a white hand, would fall flat onto the card, and if they get the right answer they win.
"Question 1! How many days are in a week?"
Hiei started to run around. Some one not seeing was he was going pushed Hiei and he unfortunately lack on his back….on the right card.
Yusuke looked over at him, seeing Hiei on his back, his head sticking out of the face-hole. He smiled and jumped down on Hiei.
Yusuke's face was inches away from Hiei's. "Fuck. Looks like you win…..Hiei." He smiled.
Hiei smirked and pushed Yusuke off of him. "Ofcourse."
XXX
Yusuke and Hiei walked into the door of their home, 1 million dollars in hand. Kuwabara already came home earlier.
"Shit! Hiei its almost dark!" Yusuke cried out, looking outside.
Hiei took the money and put it in a safe upstairs.
"Lets wait outside."
XXX
"How did you catch this thing?" Yusuke said, chewing on a leg of the wildebeest Hiei caught.
"I have my ways." He responded, sinking his teeth into the blood of the dead animal.
"Hey……do you see that light over there?" Yusuke looked ahead in the woods.
"Is there a house over there?" Yusuke added.
"Lets go check it out." Hiei dropped the animal from his mouth and he and Yusuke walked to the light.
"This is that Bitch's cabin!" Yusuke gasped.
"What bitch?"
"The one that did this to us!"
"There she is!" Yusuke growled as he seen her through the small window.
"Lets kill her. Then eat her." Hiei said.
"What if…..we kill her and the spell breaks? Fuck yes! Lets go!"
Yusuke and Hiei jumped through the open window, startling the witch.
"Huh? Oh its my two favorite…..people." She laughed, her long blonde bangs curled over her eyes.
"Im sick of being cursed……that's all I have to say." Yusuke growled and jumped atop the witch, sinking his teeth into the flesh on her neck.
Hiei joined, causing her to bleed all over.
She was screaming as loud as she could. You would think she could do something about it, but ofcourse she wasn't afraid to die.
"Let the curse go!" Yusuke and Hiei backed off to watch her live a few more seconds.
She coughed up a load of blood. "Undoing a curse….will cause the person to only have 7 days to live….."
"7 days of freedom is fine." Hiei nodded.
"Akamahey…..ashavu…return their form…that is true." There was a big flash of light, and Yusuke and Hiei were standing on two legs.
The lady smiled at them….then died.
XXX Next Day
"Lets go on a boat trip!" Yusuke suggested as the three of them gathered around the kitchen table. He was still joyful for his freedom. But sad he would end in 7 days.
"Really?" Kuwabara said.
Hiei growled. "What the fuck for?"
"Im bored, and we can afford it!"
The three of them were packed up days later. Then made sure all the lights were off, locked the door and headed to the Boat.
The three of them boarded the boat. They were signed to a room together.
"Bye Bye! See you later!" Yusuke laughed as he and his friends stood on the end of the boat, waving to all the people that didn't board.
XXX Later that night
Yusuke stood near the front of the boat. This was the first time in long years that he was able to experience a night as a human.
"It's a beautiful night….isn't it Yusuke?" A man with long silver hair walked up to Yusuke.
"Um yeah…..how the fuck do you know my name?" Yusuke turned to him confused.
"Oh well….I knew you for a while." He smiled.
"Well then who in the fucking world are you?" Yusuke's bangs feathered at his eyes.
"Me?" He flashed his pale gray and green eyes.
"My name is Yoko."
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Kousuke: God! I hated that chapter. But a twisted cliffy. Updating soon.