Disclaimer: I do not own Calvin and Hobbes

At the running track:

"Wow, you're doing great. You got 5 minutes." said Hobbes.

"Good. How fast did your dad go?" Calvin asked.

"1 second." said Hobbes.

"Darn, I wanted to beat your dad's record." said Calvin.

"Oi! You are supposed to be asleep!" said a guard.

"Did he say I'm supposed to be dead?" said Calvin.

"No, that came from New Groove." said Hobbes. Then the guard put Calvin and Hobbes on his back.

"A horsy ride!" said Calvin. Then Calvin pulled his hair for the rest of the ride. When they got to Cabin 4, the guard was almost bald!

At Cabin 4:

Somebody punched Calvin 3 times. "Ow! Stop it Hobbes!" said Calvin.

"It's not me! Moe put me in your bag!" said Hobbes.

Punch. Punch.

"Stop it Moe." Then Calvin tripped Moe with his leg.

"WWWAAAAHHHHHH!" said Moe.

"Wow, this is the first time I ever saw him crying." said Calvin. Then he took out Hobbes. "Hobbes let's go to breakfast." said Calvin.

"HEY! You kid! Have you been causing trouble again?" The almost bald guard shouted.

"Hey! Moe punched me first!" Calvin said back.

"No! You punched me first!" Moe lied.

"No! You punched me first!" Calvin shouted. "Even ask Hobbes! He saw the whole thing!" He glanced at Hobbes. "Right, Hobbes?"

"What, you're asking your teddy? He's a stuffed animal! He can't play witness!" Moe shouted back.

"Okay, that's enough. Now, you will both go to Bob and face the consequences." The almost bald guard said. Then he took them on the way to see Bob.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Calvin screamed. He grabbed Hobbes and jumped out the window.

"You're not escaping again, buddy!" The almost bald guard said. He blew his whistle.

Calvin ran and ran until he ran into a faraway cabin.

"What are YOU doing here?" Bob asked.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Calvin screamed again. He took Bob's car. "Do you know how to hotwire the car, Hobbes? Because his keys are somewhere else."

"Okay. I'll try." Hobbes pulled some wires.

"Self destruct in ten seconds. Ten…nine…eight…"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Let's get outta here!"

Bob tried to get to his car. When he got to his car, it exploded. When Calvin saw him, his hair was sticking out like a mad scientist.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Calvin. He ran into the woods.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Calvin as he ran out of the woods. He ran out because he ran into a bear. But the guards were waiting for him.

"AAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Calvin. Then he ran into the woods. He ran into the bear.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Calvin. Then he ran out.

"AAAAAAAAH!" said Calvin as he ran into the guards.

"Get him!" a guard said.

"AAAAAAAAH!" Screamed Calvin. He ran into the woods. The guards followed him. Then Calvin ran out a different way.

"AAAAAAAAHHH!" said all the guards. They all got eaten but Bob stayed alive. Then Calvin went to breakfast.

At breakfast:

"Gross, its oatmeal. I'm never going to eat this." said Calvin.

"Remember, the race starts today." said Hobbes.

"How do you know that its today?" asked Calvin.

"I sneaked to the guards cabin and pulled up there underwear and then looked at the things to do." said Hobbes.

"All of the guards are dead. Bob doesn't count as a guard." said Calvin.

"I saw it before they died." Then they fought until people threw their oatmeal at them.

"Everybody, the race starts at 9:00 am. The time is 8:45. Now please change and go to the racing track." said Bob on the loudspeaker. Then everybody went and changed and went to the racing track. But Calvin brought his water gun so he spray the other kids.

"5, 4,3,2,1 GO!" Then everyone ran. Calvin attacked everybody so he got the bike.

"I can't believe I got the bike!" said Calvin. "Hey, you again! Were you attacking the other kids?" said Bob.

"Attack Bob, Hobbes!"

"I don't want to." said Hobbes. "We tigers don't obey other people. They only obey them when we tigers are not tired."

"Grrrrrr." said Calvin. Then he made the bike attack Bob.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Bob like a girl. He ran into the woods so fast he made smoke come out. Then he never came back.

"Too bad for him, but at least I got the bike. Hurray!" said Calvin.

A/N: Sorry if I took so long.