Disclaimer: I own not a thing. Except for the oddness. Thanks Jeff and Kristi, for letting me use your names. Jeff, thanks for inspiring me to continue this! I know ya probably want to see the commercials but it's all screwed up cuz that's like another document now. Whatever. Sorry for taking up your time. Just read the flippin' thing!

Interview!

Starring:

Madam Giry

Meg Giry

The Phantom

And

A mysterious guy!

With your host, Chelsea Gouin

Deep Voice: Today on Interview! We will be seeing Madam and Meg Giry, everyone's favorite ghost, The Phantom, and…a mysterious guy! Now here's your host, Chelsea Gouin!

Me: (runs out waving) Hey everyone! Sorry about the horrendus ending to last weeks episode. Let's start this show with Madam Giry and her daughter Meg.

Meg and M. Giry: (smiling)

Me: Welcome to Interview!

M.G: Thanks for having us.

Me: Anytime. So why don't you tell us what you do at the Opera House.

Meg: I'm a ballerina.

M.G: And I'm the ballet teacher.

Me: That sounds very pleasant. So, what's your connection with Erik, the Phantom?

Meg: I don't know him personally, but mother talks about him constantly!

M.G: Oh, Meg dear, I do not!

Me: (nervous laughter) Is there a love thing going on?

M.G: Of course not!

Meg: But mother! You're always telling me about how much you wish you were Christine, being so close to him…

M.G: Meghan Giry! Hold your tounge girl!

Me: Um…yeah. Time for a commercial.

(Shampoo Commercial)

Me: Welcome back to Interview! Next we will be interviewing…hm, this is odd. They didn't leave their name. It says next is some mysterious man.

M.M: (False deep voice) Hi. I'm just a mysterious man and NOT anyone else.

Me: Um, okay. Nice to meet you.

M.M: Would you like this perfectly normal can of Pepsi that's NOT poisioned.

Me: Why I'd love some! (angrily) That darned Christine Daae drank the last of Pepsi last time she was here.

M.M: Here ya go. (hands Me can of Pepsi)

Me: (sighs then is about to drink when suddenly she smells it.) Hey! This isn't Pepsi! This is Coke! Disguised as a can of Pepsi!

M.M: (whips off jacket and hat) I'm not a mysterious man either! I'm Christine Daae!

Me: Gasp! What are YOU doing here? You were on last weeks show and stole my Pepsi!

Christine: You fool! You ruined my plan I was planning on poisioning you with the sharp taste of Coca-Cola and getting you back for being a brat!

Raoul: Christine!

C: Yes my darling?

R: I got split ends!

C: I'm coming dear.

Me: So now your Raoul's maid? That's so great!

C: (glares) We WILL meet again. (storms off with Raoul)

Me: Evil Coke drinker! (turns back to audience) We'll be right back

(Pepsi Commercial)

Me: Welcome back! We will attempt to interview The Phantom of the Opera. This time, we hope, won't turn out like the last.

P: (walks out calmly)

Me: Great to have ya back.

P: (opens mouth to speak but Kristi-Ann walks in)

Kristi: Hey Chelsea, what are you doing?

Me: I'm busy. I'm interviewing the Phantom (motions toward P)

K: That's not the Phantom. That's Jeff Oldani, remember he was going to dress up for that thing…(looks into camera.) Oh…

Me: Gah! Cut! I mean…see ya next week. (Nervous smile.)