Phoenix: Hiiii

Crystal: I bet I can Hiii better then you!

Phoenix: Can not….Hiiiii!

Crystal: Hiiiiiiiiii!

Phoenix: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Crystal: (Takes deep breathe) HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Disclaimer: We don't own Inuyasha; we only use him for our sick purposes!

Oh, yeah and all the times we comment on something will be in brackets!

A Little Crazy

"Stupid wench can't even be on time getting back!" Inuyasha grumbled as she jumped into Kagome's second story bedroom window. "Where is that wench?" He grumbled when he realized the scent in the room was old. "Damn wench must have gone to that 'skool' thing!" (Do you realize he's said wench, like, three times already?)

Inuyasha looked around the room and snorted setting himself down on her bed. "If she thinks she can get away from me by leaving, I'll wait here 'till she gets back. She ain't getting rid of me that easily!"

It took a whole five seconds until Inuyasha got hungry and bored, he stood up and opened Kagome's door. He looked around and when he saw or smelled that no one was near he went to the kitchen.

"Feh, the whole family is gone." Inuyasha looked at the strange appliances he has seen Kagome use so many times. "They can't be that hard to use if Kagome uses them."

He moved toward the blender and stared inside it. "Kagome put those apples and bananas in there to make that watery thing. I can use this."

Inuyasha rummaged around the room until he found some apples and bananas. He placed them all in the blender and stared at it. "Well, go! Work, you thing" He stared at the blender, waiting for it to work. "Maybe one of these buttons will work." He pressed the red button on the blender and all hell broke loose.

Soon bananas and apples were flying everywhere splattering every part of the kitchen and Inuyasha, "Evil!……….Wait, didn't Kagome use that lid thing"

"Well, if we're supposed to use it, it should be in plain sight!" He looked around for it and found it next to the messy blender. "………Oh……."

Inuyasha grunted and said, "Well, males weren't built to cook anyway!" (God, how macho can you get?) He resumed looking for something to eat.

"What's this? Pu-reee-naaa, (Purina cat chow) looks like food to me." Inuyasha ripped open the bag and heard soft running as Buyo sprinted into the room, flab jiggling everywhere, and sat himself down on Inuyasha's feet, "Meow?" Inuyasha looked down at him with a face full of food.

"Go away, this is my food!" Buyo hissed and lowered his front and hind legs. Inuyasha growled, got on his hands and feet and began barking "WOOF! WOOF! I'll RUFF you if you don't get away from my food!" (What can we say? He's a testosterone filled dog.) Buyo scampered away in fright as Inuyasha smirked and continued eating.

When his hand touched the bottom of the chow bag he realized he was kind of messy and proceeded to clean himself, "It's really hard to get to ass like this. Doesn't Kagome have those fancy soaps in her bathroom?" He went upstairs and walked into Kagome's bathroom.

"There they are." He picked up the soaps but noticed something unfamiliar next to them. A small stick with a large flat end a sharp metal on the flat edge, (razor) he grabbed for it and smelled it. "It doesn't smell like Kagome's soaps so it has got to be food." (This guy is really food orientated, isn't he?) He stuffed the whole thing in his mouth and tried to swallow though he only got a large dosage of pain.

"OW! GODDAMN IT! WHAT IS THAT THING!" he screeched as the razor cut his mouth and he spit it out. "Kagome's time has a lot of dangerous things!" Inuyasha ran back into Kagome's room and sat down again. "What should I do now? If I go outside Kagome will sit me until I reach hell." He shuddered at the thought.

Inuyasha sighed and lay down on the bed until in the corner of his eye he saw a red paper lying on Kagome's desk. He remembered the last time he took something off the desk. That's when he learned that math books weren't just boring, they're heavy. But Kagome wasn't around so he picked it up, sniffed and read it.

"'5 Great Tips To Train Your Dog.' Why would Kagome want that? She doesn't have a dog...shouldn't this mean something to me? Hm...oh, GRRRRR!" (Took him long enough) Inuyasha glared at the offensive paper before opening the window and throwing it out.

All of a sudden Inuyasha caught the sound of the front door opening and people talking. "Kagome's home, I'll give her a piece of my mind. (He shouldn't be quick to share, he wouldn't have anything left) Wait………………………..the kitchen!"

He raced down the stairs and through himself to the floor, licking it. "Must. Get. Clean!" He froze when Mrs. Higurashi entered the kitchen and smiled at him before looking around. "What the hel- I mean heck!" She stared at him and fainted dead away but not before screaming, "I really meant hell, you kitchen-killing ass!"

Meanwhile Souta licked the wall, "Mmm, Banana-y goodness."

Kagome grabbed Inuyasha's ear and pulled him into her room. She sat him down and yelled, "What did you do! My kitchen is a mess!"

Inuyasha gave her his best innocent look with one ear drooping, "I was hungry." He smiled at her and waited for her to gush. (AW! You got to love THAT)

"Oh no, you don't! I don't fall for it when Shippo does it, I won't fall for it when you do it!" (Stupid strong willed girl)

Inuyasha dropped the routine and scowled, "Well, you have weird stuff in this time that I don't like!"

"So you took it out on my kitchen!"

Inuyasha growled and changed the subject, "You're coming back with me right now!"

Kagome closed her eyes and counted, "Ok Kagome, relax and don't do anything drastic even if it'll make you feel a WHOLE lot better….oh what the hell! SIT!"

Inuyasha hit the floor and grunted, "Goddamnit!"

Kagome smiled, "That does feel better." She walked out of the room, pausing at the doorway. "You better be gone when I come back!"

Inuyasha stared at the doorway and walked to the window, he looked at the cars whizzing by the shrine and muttered, "Whatever, like I want to stay in her weird time." He jumped out of the window and onto the well house's roof.

"Inuyasha, Inuyasha, wait!" He turned around to see Souta running towards him. "What's up kid?"

"I got you something!" He held out something small in his hands and gave to him. Souta took off quickly.

Inuyasha opened his hands and sweat dropped at what he saw, a small chew toy. "Does everybody think I'm a dog!" He looked at the toy for a second and looked around before sticking it in his pants and jiggling a little bit, (Um….yeah.) why nobody knows, not even the authors.

Phoenix: Voila mes ami!

Crystal: YAYYY!

Phoenix…………Well, what are you waiting for?

Crystal: We're not gonna waste your time by saying anything witty-

Inuyasha: Like you ever do?

Phoenix: AHEM! So review! Review! REVIEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW please! PLEASE PLEASE- I can do this forever!

Crystal: She really can!

Phoenix: PLEASE!