Phoenix: Hi!
Crystal: moo, moo, moo, moooo!
Phoenix: Trans: I am a smelly, dirty monkey.
Crystal: (Looks angry) MOO! MOO! MOO! MOOOO!
Phoenix: Trans: Sniff me and die, literally.
Crystal: MOOOOOO! MOOOOOO! MOOOO!
Phoenix: Trans: I stink like a smelly sock!
Crystal: Screw it! I'm trying to say this chappie is kind of a spur of the moment. It's a little more sad…and scary. And that there's death in this! But still funny…I hope.
Cinderella….ish
Kagome giggled as she tickled Shippo's stomach. "You give up?"
"Never," Shippo screamed between his laughter.
"Okay, come on, time for bed." Kagome said, patting his tummy and smiling at him.
The kitsune stuck out his bottom lip and pouted. "I don't want to!"
"How about if I read you a story you go to bed?"
Shippo thought for a second and nodded. He jumped into the sleeping bag and cuddled in.
Kagome sat herself beside him and looked to the others, who were obviously listening. "Once upon a time there lived a beautiful maiden who lived with her father. One day her father came to her and told her….."
(Story sequence with the characters of Inuyasha playing the story characters)
Kagome gasped and stood up from where she sat. "You're getting married!"
"She's wonderful darling! She has two lovely daughters I'm sure you'll get along with." her father said, begging her not to argue.
Kagome saw him plead and her eyes softened. "Okay…"
A few days later
Kagome plastered on her fake smile, for her stepsisters and her new mother were arriving today. She inwardly groaned as she saw the carriage make its way down the dirt road. She had hoped they had fallen in a ditch or something.
("Kagome isn't that a little mean?" Shippo asked.
"Yeah, but come on. You have to understand.")
The carriage door swung open to reveal a young woman and two pretty girls. Though there looks were ruined by the matching scowls on there faces. "What is this?" The woman asked.
Kagome's father walked up to her and gave her a very unromantic kiss on the cheek. "Tsubaki welcome to my home! This is my daughter, Kagome."
Tsubaki looked at her and glared at the beauty standing before her, she was obviously angry that she was more beautiful then her and her daughters. "Hum, well these are my daughters. Kikyo," The girl bowed and glared at Kagome, "And Yura." The other girl simply glared without bowing.
"It's nice to meet you," Kagome said, sticking out her hand to the girls. Kikyo raised an eyebrow and slapped it away. Yura screeched and whacked it.
Kagome sweatdropped and smiled. "Well, I'll be heading into the house."
Kikyo stared as if expecting something. When nothing happened she sighed. "Well? Take our bags!"
Kagome gaped, not believing she had expected her to take her bags. But she wanted to get off on a good foot with these people so… "Okay." She picked them up and walked into the house, missing Kikyo grin to her sister.
After they were all settled they met at the dinner table. Kagome's father smiled at them all, "It's wonderful to see us all together."
Tsubaki simply hmphed and Kagome felt a sick feeling grow in her stomach knowing this woman would share her fathers bed like her mother did. "First thing we have to do is get rid of all these pictures of your last wife." Kagome gasped and shook her head at her father, who simply gave her a sheepish smile.
He sighed, "Let's let Kagome keep some. She was very close to her mother."
Tsubaki frowned but nodded.
Kagome felt relieved but also betrayed by her father.
5 years later
Ever since Kagome met the horrible people who would soon be her family she knew her life would be awful. But today was the worst day yet. She sat beside her father's deathbed and whispered comforting words, knowing he wouldn't be with her for long. She was soon shooed out.
A week later the doctor came and shook his head. An onslaught of tears attacked her and she barricaded herself in her room.
More then a month later Kagome found herself cleaning the chimney and a gun fell out of it. (A/N: Here we go!) She smiled and thanked Sango who had an unlimited supply of lethal weapons. She walked into the room belonging to her FAVORITE sister Kikyo.
Kikyo moaned in her sleep and woke up as if sensing her imminent death. She looked to see Kagome standing at the foot of her bed with a gun. "What are you doing?"
Kagome simply cracked a smile before… BANG, BANG, BANG! Kagome sighed happily and walked into her other sister's room.
Yura was putting on her clothes when she saw the door open to a crazy Kagome. "No!"
Kagome laughed manically and shot. "HAHA!" BANG! "HAHAHA!"
Tsubaki ran into the room and screamed. "No, Kagome I'm you're mother, you can't do this!" You know what happened.
The next day Kagome left the house and walked into the woods, cackling and carrying her gun.
A young girl asked her mother, "Mommy, why do we have to be home before five?"
"Because le chubacrazy comes out at that time."
(End)
Kagome finished her story and was surprised to see Shippo cowering in her bag. "What's wrong?"
"Will the chubacrazy be able to get me in here?"
Kagome laughed lightly and patted the bed. "It's just a story Shippo. Come to bed."
Shippo nodded and burrowed deeply into the sleeping bag.
When everyone was asleep Kagome opened up a secret compartment in the hut. Inside were three familiar heads and a gun. She walked out of the hut with the gun and cackled, for the chubacrazy killed again!
Phoenix: Well, did you like it?
Crystal: Ja.
Phoenix: Please review!
Crystal: Ja.
Phoenix: Is that all you can say?
Crystal: Ja.
Phoenix: You won't trick me again!
Crystal: (Takes off mask to reveal Kagome)
Phoenix: AHH! (Runs into moat)
Crystal: (Takes off another mask.) That was fun, Phoenix! Phoenix?
(Phoenix's body floats up to the top, but this time there are piranhas.)
REEEVVVIIIEEEWWW!