Phoenix: Hey! I just want to say that-

Crystal: WOOF, WOOF!

Phoenix: Yeah, she's been like that all day.

Crystal: (Runs around on all fours) Pant, pant. Food, food, I smell food! Pant, Pant!

Phoenix: I should never have let her have those dog treats! They were on store for Inuyasha!

Crystal: (Perks up and runs to door) I smell FOOD!

Phoenix: Huh? (Opens door) Jaken?

Crystal: FOOD! (Attacks and chews on him)……….EWWWWW! PICKLES!

Phoenix: Pickles?

PS: Major Spoiler!

Bloopers

Phoenix smiled into the camera. "Now our first blooper comes from the episode called Secret of the possessed princess."

(Start)

The demon head screeched as Inuyasha sliced its face. "My face, you've scarred my beautiful face!"

Inuyasha gasped, "Oh, I'm so sorry! I'll buy you some plastic surgery! They're a girl's best friend." He giggled happily.

Crystal sighed, "Cut! Inuyasha you're supposed to want to kill her!"

Dog-boy grimaced, "But I'll get icky!"

Kagome groaned, "Shut up and work, you idiot! Some of us need the money! You're such a prima donna!"

"Shut up!" Inuyasha began slapping his hands in the air as if trying to hit her.

"That's it, I can't work like this!" Shippo screamed, walking out of the studio.

Crystal turned to Phoenix, "Why are we doing this?"

"We're doing it so that we can get heart attacks at the age of twenty."

"….Oh."

Take 2

The head sighed and put on its game face. 'I could've been a co-host on MTV but nooo I had to be an evil head.' "My face, you've scarred my beautiful face!"

Inuyasha got ready to say his line when Kikyo walked through the door. "Has anybody seen Naraku? I've been trying to give him back the underwear he left in my dressing room."

Shippo screeched and ran away.

"Too much information," Kagome sweatdropped and coughed

Phoenix looked at Crystal. "Hey, doesn't it hurt to hit your head like that?"

Many Takes Later

"My face, you've scarred my beautiful face!"

A delivery man walked in. "Okay, who ordered the meat lover, hold the pepperoni?"

Phoenix raised her hand, "Over here! There better not be any pepperoni or you got to explain it to my mom. And it won't be pretty." As she bit into the pizza she looked at Crystal. "What?"

Crystal glared and Phoenix shivered but slowly took a bite of her pizza. She never saw it coming.

Take 100043

"My face, you've scarred my beautiful face!"

Inuyasha stared at his fingernails. "I should really buy a nail clipper."

Crystal screamed and ran out the door.

"What's wrong with her?" Inuyasha asked.

Phoenix shrugged, "I don't know. Let's move onto the next episode. I'll send Sesshy-babe to go get her."

Phoenix smiled creepily again. (Phoenix: I don't smile so much! Crystal: That's right, she sneers!)

"This episode is about Koga and his love for Kagome. But a lot of us have wondered how deep that love is."

Episode: The man who fell in love with Kagome

Koga stood on the mountain. "I'm in love with Kagome!"

Kagome giggled and jumped onto the obviously fake scene. "I love you too!"

Koga paled and screamed. "I was just joking…. …..uh, uh, I got to go!" And he sped away.

"Why do they always do that?" Kagome pouted.

Crystal remained calm.

Phoenix shivered, "Crystal, what's wrong?"

"Get Sesshomaru and tell him that there's been a re-write in the first episodes he came to."

Sesshomaru's Episodes

Sesshomaru ran to Kagome and killed her. He grabbed Tetsusaiga and laughed maniacally.

Phoenix sweatdropped, "Crystal forgot to take her pills that day."
Episode: Return to where we first met

Inuyasha hugs Kikyo and the cameras zoom in on Kagome, who is cleaning her fingernails and singing. "Raindrops keep falling on my head, but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red! Crying's not for me"

Crystal growled, "You're supposed to be crying!"

Kagome looked up, "Huh?"

Phoenix just clapped, "You have just mastered a new form of stupidity. I congratulate you."

"Damn Kikyo."
The night in Dougenkyo

Kagome giggled as she was hurled into the air again.

Crystal and Phoenix walked into the studio and Phoenix pulled a face as she watched the screen. "How is she being bounced so high?"

They went into the recording studio and were surprised by what they saw, Kagome using Tougenkyo's stomach as a trampoline.

"Yeah, don't ask."
Night in Dougenkyo part two

Kagome gasped as Inuyasha was hurled off the cliff. "Is he really gone….YAY!" She jumped happily and grabbed Shippo. She danced around and laughed.

Inuyasha climbed back up and glared at her. "I'm still alive."

"…..Oh….."

Crystal lay on the ground.

"What are you doing?" Phoenix asked.

"Waiting for death to come."

(End)

Phoenix: That's it!

Crystal: woo hooo!

Phoenix: …..

Crystal: Oh no! We're out of after chapter material!

Phoenix: Let's check the book! (Looks at book called How to get more funny material for dummies)