Extremely short but very funny!

Phoenix: (Playing outside with Crystal) La la la la la! (Feels wet) AHH! I'm melting!

Crystal: Phoenix…

Phoenix: (looks at her and notices she's wet too)

Crystal: It's just rain.

Phoenix: ………..We will never speak of this again.

Crystal: Sure! (Turns around and takes out phone) Hey! Phoenix just…..

What happens when an author can't choose pairings (What a mouthful)

"She's gonna be with me!" Kouga yelled grabbing Kagome.

Inuyasha growled and snatched her away. "No, she's mine!"

"Mine!" Sesshomaru yelled.

"MINE!" Shippo screamed. They all stopped and stared at him before laughing and continuing to fight.

Kagome whimpered, "Mrs. Author? What am I supposed to do?"

The author shrugged, "Why are you asking me?"

"You're the author!"

"Your point is…"

Kagome was about to answer but she was interrupted by a new voice. "She's coming with me!"

They all turned to see Naraku standing there with his black hair billowing behind him. The others nodded. "Of course, she's all yours!" They moved to the background like helpless little mice, murmuring what they'd do to him if they had the courage.

"What! I'm not going with him!"

Naraku tsk'd and put his arm around her. "Don't worry you'll be perfectly happy being my wife. Where all you'll do is cook and clean and have nookie with me every night"

Kagome pretended to considered this before saying, "That sounds……nice. But I don't want to be with anyone who calls 'it' nookie." She walked away to Kaede's hut.

"What's nookie?" Shippo asked innocently.

Almost immediately the crowd dispersed, except Naraku, who put his arm around the boy and said, "I'll explain it to you. But first come with me to my castle where no can here you scream." He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively to the kitsune.

"Pervert," Kagome screeched from Kaede's hut. She threw a shoe at him that hit him in the head.

Naraku sighed, "Why's everyone so against it? It's not like there are laws to stop me."

Shippo looked at Naraku. "Will Kagura be there?'

"Yes, maybe she can join us?"

"Sure. What about Kanna?"

"A little quiet for my tastes, but whatever floats your boat."

"I like boats!"

Phoenix: Just a little something for you to think about.

Crystal: Is Naraku really gay AND a pedophile?

Phoenix: Apparently he is also very...words I cannot say but are very close to 'nookie.'.

Crystal: Cool. REEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIEEEEWW!

Phoenix: You see that pretty button down there? Go press it!

Crystal: You know you waaaannnttt to!