-Wow! Lots of people reviewed for this one! Well, since I don't want to disappoint anyone I've divided it into two sections, which will be shown in the end. (And to the person who asked about the pink and stars thing, I got that from Digimon cause Mimi had pink hair with stars in it.) I hope you enjoy-
Disclaimer: (Forgot about it) I do not and never have owned Naruto but I wish I did cause Gaara would be mine!
"Can I think about it?"
"I guess. I'll choose someone else while you think of a way to scar yourself for life."
'Very comforting Temari.'
"Okay, let me see. Sakura, truth-or-dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to lap dance Naruto."
Her eyes became the size of dinner plates while Naruto had hearts in his.
"Please no! Please!"
"Would you rather, you know?"
"NO! NO! NO!"
"Just hurry up and get it over with."
"Aww."
She got up and went over to Naruto and started to lap dance him. (I'm not really sure what that is but I have a very vague idea. And no, I don't need you guys to tell me what it is.) Suddenly music started from nowhere to go along with the dare. Everyone looked around to see where it was coming from but couldn't find it. When Sakura was done she sat down in a fetal position and started rocking back and forth.
"Hmm, hmm. Nightmares, images, scared, nightmares…"
She went on like that for a little while.
"All right Sasuke! You've had plenty of time to think!"
"Sigh, okay. I've chosen."
(This is for the people who chose the flash)
Sasuke gulped and grabbed his pants and pulled them all the way down plus his underwear. (I think that's a boys flash. Sorry if I'm wrong!)
"Aaaah! It burns!" Naruto said while covering his eyes.
Gaara had a sickened look on his face as he quickly turned his head and shuddered. Lee had already fainted and Kankuro had the swirly eyes. Sakura and Temari were giving him a piercing glare while Hinata blushed and giggled and covered her eyes. Sasuke quickly pulled his pants back up and sat down.
"That was the best thing to ever happen in my life," Sakura said.
"Hmm," Temari said.
"My eyes burn," Naruto said.
"I'm scared for life. My life is over," Sasuke whined.
(Now this is for people who chose the other one.)
Before Sasuke could answer someone was up in a tree with a dart gun in hand.
"Heh heh. This will make Sasuke fall for Naruto. Sasuke and Naruto rock!"
(Yep. It's all you authors out there. Yes, this is you doing this.)
She took a deep breath and blew into the tube making the dart fly out and hit Sasuke on his behind.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked.
"Something pinched me. Whoa, I feel dizzy."
"Is something wrong?" Kankuro said.
"I know what to do," Sasuke said while looking at Naruto.
Naruto did not like the look he was being given.
'Oh no! Oh please no!'
Sasuke smirked while walking up to Naruto who started to back up until he hit the tree and gulped. Sasuke quickly kissed him. (I can not and will not go into detail so just use your imagination.) Naruto pushed him away and wiped his mouth.
"You frenched me!"
Sasuke just nodded.
"I didn't want you to go that far!" Temari said.
"Oh well," Sasuke said.
"HELP ME!"
Naruto started running away with Sasuke quickly behind him. After a few minutes of running Sasuke suddenly stopped and shook his head.
"Why am I chasing Naruto?"
"You tried to- mmf!"
Sakura put a hand over his mouth.
"You were just trying to kill him like always but now you're done so lets go on!" Sakura said while sweat dropping.
"Hn."
Sasuke sat down on the rock and waited. Sakura took her hand of Naruto's mouth and sighed.
"That was close. You got a death wish or something?"
"But he did it! Why wouldn't he know? Ick! I am thoroughly disgusted."
"Why couldn't it have been me?"
(Back too regular.)
"Okay, Kankuro. Truth-or-dare?"
-Okay! I really, really, really, need more questions! And just a little note, I don't write yaoi stories. Sasuke was drugged so that doesn't really count. I think those type of stories are okay as long as it's not shameful and disgusting. So please no yaoi stuff. Please RR and I'll see you next time-