Phoenix: Hiydee ho, reviwerinos!

Crystal: Ignore her she's nutty.

Phoenix: I'm not nutty, I'm chunky! .

Crystal: (Sweat drop)

Phoenix: (Smiles happily.)

Disclaimer: We do not own Inuyasha or Family Guy if we did Lois would be dead and Chris would rule the world.

Inuyasha meets Stewie

One beautiful, sunny day Inuyasha was walking to well to yell at Kagome when Crystal popped out of nowhere.

Crystal smiled, "Hi 'Yasha! I was wondering. Do you like daisies? I prefer roses or tulips but you know I wanted to know yours for a special occasion!"

Inuyasha looked at her like she was crazy, which she was. "What are you blabbering on about?"

Crystal blinked innocently. "Nothing really, just distracting you from this," and hit him on the head with a rubber mallet, knocking him out. "I kinda feel sorry for him…………….oh well, I'll get him some flowers later." She quickly dragged him away.

In the Family Guy home

Phoenix silently crept to Stewie Griffins room and opened the door. "Awww, he's sleeping! You almost wouldn't know he's psychotic if he wasn't mumbling death threats in his sleep. Well, here goes nothing, Stewie, wake up. I got some plutonium for you."

"Plutonium! Where!" Stewie jumped up seeing Phoenix, "You woman, I demand you tell me where this plutonium is!"

"Man, you got a bad attitude! I won't feel sorry for doing this," She hit him on the head with a wooden cane, "I should give this back to that geezer lying in the street……oh well."

The Unknown place (Oooooooh)

"Where am I," cried an upset Inuyasha.

"Crystal here; Now Inu-boy do you really think we'll tell you that?

"Phoenix dude; Yeah, so anyway we'll tell you why you're here!"

"Crystal; But first welcome your "opponent"………Stewie!"

A door opened revealing a tied up Stewie.

"Crystal; You tied him up?"

"Huh, oh yeah, Vincenzo, go untie him."

A Spanish muscle builder untied and took off his gag.

"Where did you get a muscle builder?"

"……………"

"Forget it, I don't want to know."

Stewie looked at Inuyasha. "Not another talking dog! I don't want to deal with another flea bitten mongrel!"

Inuyasha growled and picked up Stewie by his "jammies" and said. "Listen brat, I don't need this. I won't hesitate to kill you!"

Stewie looked at him and raised array gun, "Say bye bye……….dog!" He froze Inuyasha in carbonate. (Got no clue what that is.)

"Crystal; I thought you emptied his pockets?"

"Phoenix; Remind me to fire Vincenzo. Stewie, you unfreeze Inuyasha right now!"

"Crystal; Yeah or we'll sick Shippo on you again!"

Stewie shuddered at the thought and begged. "No, please! I'll be good!" He unfroze Inuyasha and cowered in the corner.

"Phoenix; Anyway, we have brought you here to…………….fight to the death!"

"Crystal; Hey, you never mentioned death, only maiming!"

"Phoenix; (Sigh) Fine no death but we keep the bloodthirsty hounds, alright!"

"Crystal; Make them less bloodthirsty, I'll give them some of Vincenzo's blood."

"Phoenix; Vincenzo isn't allowed out of his cage unless I say so!"

Inuyasha looked at Stewie. "Do you think we'll be able to escape before they stop yapping?"

Stewie shook his head. "Those girls, if you can call them that, have lined every with poison…look." Stewie pointed to a window. There was a policeman try to break through it…..that is until he collapsed.

"Crystal; YEAH, Die coppers!"

"Phoenix; I knew the poison was a good idea."

Inuyasha gaped and sweatdropped. "O….Kay. You, brat, use one of those thingies you have in your clothes to blow this place up."

"You idiot, that would blow us up too!" Stewie hit the not-so-smart dog boy on the head.

"…..Oh…."

"Crystal; Do you wonder why we love these guys so much?"

"Phoenix; I'm starting to."

Stewie pulled out a ray gun and aimed at the door, "Bombs away!"

"Crystal; Hey, don't do that! Oh, hold on…pizza's here!"

"Phoenix; Really," Soon,the sound of steps walking away was heard.

Inuyasha and Stewie climbed out of the hole in the door. Inuyasha grabbed the baby and ran down the hall. "There, the door out!"

Suddenly, they were stopped by an old man. "Have you seen my cane? A young girl took it a little while ago…" The geezer hobbled off.

"What the deuce?" Stewie said.

Inuyasha shook his head and continues running and just before he touched the door bars covered it. "NOOOO!" Stewie cried as he ran into the bars again and again and again.

Soon, Phoenix and Crystal appeared. Phoenix laughed happily. "Ah, it's so great to do that to people."

Crystal joined in on the laughter. "Yeah, to let them think that they're home free, then trap them!"

Inuyasha pointed an accusing finger at them. "You…you're evil, evil girls!"

Phoenix gave him a deadpanned look. "You just figured that out?"

Crystal pulled out a cell phone. "Vincenzo, come here and dispose of some trash we need to have taken away…good."

"NOOOO!" Stewie and Inuyasha screamed as they were dragged off.

Crystal: YAY! .

Phoenix: YAY! .

Crystal: YAY! .

Phoenix:…….Shut up….

Crystal: No, you shut up! .

Phoenix: No, you shut up! .

Crystal:…….monkeynutter…. .

Phoenix: RANDOM!

Crystal: YAY!

Phoenix: YAY!

Crystal: YAY!

Phoenix: WOOT!

Crystal: WOOT-NESS!