Thanks for all the reviews! And for that one person who sent me that review, no. It's not that I don't feel uncomfortable about it its just that if I get caught saying the actual word and going into detail I would be grounded for life. But thank you for your concern! Now on with the fic!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Never have and never will.
"Dare," Kankuro replied.
"I dare you to burn all your dolls!"
"WHAT!"
"You heard me."
"B-but!"
"Or would you rather spend the night with Gaara?"
Gaara looked at his brother and glared.
"You better burn those dolls. And don't even think about choosing that option or you'll die a slow death."
Kankuro didn't want to die but he also didn't want to burn his precious dolls. What's a sand ninja to do?
"Sigh anybody got a lighter?"
"I do," Neji said.
Neji gets a lighter from his pocket and tosses it to Kankuro. Kankuro then took the dolls he had on his back and sat them on the ground. He waved goodbye and as he lit them on fire. Kankuro had to restrain himself from crying out and running away. As Gaara watched them burn his psycho side started to kick in. His eye started to twitch as he reached for a shuriken. Suddenly I pop in.
"Gaara, you kill anyone and I'll turn your room pink and fill it with Barney stuff!"
"You wouldn't."
"Oh, I would. I would."
Gaara let out a low growl and put the shuriken back. Then I disappear.
"Gaara actually listened to someone? That's a first," Naruto said.
"I didn't feel like having my room turned baby-fied. Besides, the authoress said that if I don't kill anyone she'll get rid of Shukaku."
"Oh, you'll crack eventually," Temari said.
"Well, it's only been a day since I last killed someone so this is a new record for me."
"Okay then. Back to the game," Lee said.
"Okay. sniff sniff Sakura, truth-or-dare?"
"Dare."
'I will keep picking dare until someone dares me to kiss Sasuke-kun!'
"I dare you to ask Kakashi-sensei out."
Her jaw dropped and her eyes become the size of dinner plates.
"NO WAY!"
"Do it."
"NO!"
"I said do it you &()!."
"What did you call me?"
"You heard me. Now do it."
She started to approach Kankuro but he didn't move. Suddenly my voice could be heard.
"Sakura, if you touch him I will make you spend an eternity with Lee!"
She froze to her spot. (If you haven't noticed I hate Sakura.) She quickly turned around and went to their sensei's house.
"Kakashi-sensei! Are you home?"
Then door opens.
"Yes, Sakura?"
"Uh, w-would you g-go out w-with m-m-me?"
Kakashi looked at her strangely for a second but then smiled. Or, what looked like he was smiling.
"Sure!"
"Inner Sakura WHAT! HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY YES! KAKASHI-SENSEI YOU PERVERT!"
"Uh, g-great! Well, umm..."
"How about I pick you up at 7 tomorrow?"
"Sweat drop sounds great! Bye then!"
"Bye!"
Sakura runs back to the group.
"What'd he say?" Lee asked.
"That pervert said yes!"
"HE DID WHAT!" Lee and Naruto shouted.
"I got a date with him tomorrow!"
"Sucks to be you then," Sasuke said.
"Anyway, my turn. Neji, truth-or-dare?"
"Truth."
"Hmm, let's see. Oh! Is it true that you sleep with a nightlight?"
"I most certainly do not!"
Though by the way Neji was blushing and veins were started to pop out of his head it was true.
"But Neji-san, I could have sworn I saw one when I spent the night at your house a few days ago," Hinata said.
"Waves arms frantically it was dark! How could you have seen it?"
"Umm, because of the light shining from the nightlight."
"Hinata!"
"You are pathetic Neji," Sasuke said.
"Shut your mouth Uchiha! My turn. Lee, truth-or-dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to tell Kakashi-sensei that you are the one who took his book."
"No way! I would like to see my next birthday if that's all right with you!"
"Hmm, nope. Go tell."
"Gulp."
Lee stood up and started walking but suddenly stopped and turned around.
"Please remember me as I am and not how will be in a few minutes: dead. I love you Sakura!"
He turned around and started to Kakashi's house.
"Think he'll live?" Naruto said.
"Probably not," Sasuke said.
With Lee...
"Knocks on door Kakashi!"
'Oh please let me live! If I do I'll never hurt or trouble anyone ever again!'
"Opens door yes?"
"Umm, Kakashi-san. I have something to tell you."
"What is it?"
"I, uh, took your "Make Out Paradise" book."
Kakashi's eyes widened.
With the others...
"Think he's still alive?" Temari said.
"LEE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Kakashi's shouts could be heard from way over there!
"He's dead," Naruto said.
Everyone nods. Suddenly a rumbling sound was heard.
"Hey, you guys hear something?" said Kankuro.
"Yeah. Sounds like a stamped or something," said Naruto.
Everyone looks to see that it's not a stamped but Lee. And it looks like Kakashi is right on his heels.
"Somebody help!"
"LEE!"
Kakashi started to throw shurikens and stars at him.
"Yipe!"
Lee runs past them and so does Kakashi.
"Well, lets continue. I'll take over for Lee. Gaara, truth-or-dare?" Naruto said.
Questions please! I didn't write down the one's you requested so I apologize. Please give me more questions. And also request questions for other characters to. R&R and I'll see you next time-