Crystal: Hi! Don't ask why we're doing this.
Phoenix: You'll give yourself a headache.
Crystal: So, please read and review
Phoenix: (Shakes fist threateningly) Or else.
"Hey Crystal, are you bored," Asked Phoenix, turning to her partner in crime.
Crystal sighed, "Yeah." She got up from her seat on Phoenix's couch to sit next to her on the floor.
"How about we watch a video?"
Crystal perked up. "Cool! Let's watch America's Funniest Noises!"
"Nah, all they show is people farting." Phoenix said.
"Where's the bad in that?"
Phoenix gave her a look and said, "I think we should watch The Many Reactions to Miroku."
"Of course," Crystal gasped, surprised she hadn't thought of it. After all she is the smarter one. (Phoenix: You wish! Crystal: I know!)
Phoenix walked to the video shelf and pulled out a pink cassette. "I should never have let you decorate this case." She popped the cassette into the VCR. "Here we go!"
Start of movie
"Miroku grinned as an exceptionally beautiful young woman passed by him. "Excuse me, Miss?"
The woman turned around. "Yes?"
"Would you bare my child?" Miroku got on one knee.
"…Finally! An actual MAN has asked me to bear his child! Oh I'm so happy!" The woman sat on his knee.
"An actual man…?"
"You don't know I'm a drag queen?"
Take 2
"Miss? Would you bear my child?" Miroku said, repeating his famous phrase. 'Please let this one be normal.'
The girl glared at him, "Evil, chauvinistic MALE!" She whapped him with her purse and put a sign that read 'Feminist-girl was here' next to his unconscious body. She then put her hands on her hips and said in a patriotic way, "Wherever there is man who hits on woman I'll be there…to kick their ass!" She jumped up and flew away.
Take 3
"Will you bare my child?"
Phoenix looked at him unblinkingly. "You're kidding right?"
"No."
"Well, then." She reached over and put a mechanical baby in Miroku's hand. "How about you carry this around and see how it feels!" She walked away.
"….Why do I get the weird ones?"
Take 4
"Will you bare my child?"
"YAY! I would LOVE to! First we can have a candlelight dinner -which you'll pay for- and then some steak –which you'll also pay for."
Miroku jumped and ran away.
Crystal sighed and sat on the floor. "Too easy. Not even a challenge."
Take 5
"Will you bare my child?"
The hobo blinked. "Really?"
"Well, you're the best candidate so far."
Take 6
"…Will…you…bare…my …child?"
"Sure." The woman said, smiling.
Miroku wavered, "Really? No weird 'I hate all men routine?' or no mechanical baby?"
"No, just this," The woman stepped back and a huge biker guy stepped up. "Meet Mike, my boyfriend."
"…eh heh heh heh…"
END!
Phoenix wiped some of her tears away. "That was hilarious!"
Crystal nodded, "It has a lot of blackmail potential."
"I never thought of that!"
"That's why I'm getting paidthe big bucks!"
"….You get paid?"
Phoenix: REVIEW!
Crystal: Or Barney will come after you!
Barney: I love you, you love me, review or they'll torture Binky!
REEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIEEEEWWWW!