Crystal: We have to warn you. This story is VERY strange.

Phoenix: This is what happens when I'm awake at five thirty.

Crystal: It's the story of Phoenix's mind unleashed!

Phoenix: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Warning: Contents may contain OOCness. (Because it was from someone's mind!)

Disclaimer: We do not own any anime characters. Examples are: Inuyasha, Yusuke, Hiei, Kurama and Naraku. This is depressing seeing as four out of five we want for ourselves. (Screw Naraku)

Contents of a mad scientist's mind unleashed

On a hot summer day, Yusuke, Kurama and Kuwabara were dying of heat. So, the trio decided to have some ice cream. But there was none left!

"There's no more ice cream left!" cried Kurama. (We know he isn't the type to freak out)

Meanwhile, Hiei walked into the room. "Waspy yo mama?" Trans: Hn.

Everyone glared at Hiei.

"Don't use my weapon against me!"

"You stole our ice cream, you fiend!" Kuwabara sobbed. (Kuwabara knows what a fiend is?)

Hiei gasped. "I did no such thing!"

"You can't be our friend if you lie to us." Yusuke said.

"I thought we had a connection!" Kurama cried, teary-eyed.

"We do!" Hiei batted his eyes.

"I don't believe you anymore!" Kurama ran out of the room.

"Look what you made him do!" Kuwabara said, running after the fox-boy.

"I didn't know everyone was homosexual!" Yusuke said. He then ran away, screaming bloody murder. (Someone's homophobic)

Hiei cried. A black background fell from the heavens and a spotlight shined on the sobbing demon.

Phoenix: Must….hug….Hiei!

Crystal: (Holds her back) Relax!

Phoenix: But my snicker doodle is in pain! He needs love!

Crystal: (Sweat drop)

Meanwhile

Meanwhile, Yusuke and the others got a call from Koenma about a mission.

"What'cha want, brat?" asked Yusuke.

"I'm not a brat! I pay your checks!" Koenma yelled.

"You don't pay us!" Yusuke yelled back.

"……..I'll live in my fantasy world!"

Kurama interrupted them. "Just tell us what you want! I need to go back to therapy!"

"A demon has been spotted at the center of the Universe!"

Kuwabara cheered. "Yay! We're going to the center of the Universe!"

All of a sudden Koenma began laughing. "Oh god! I really had you there! You're face was priceless! You're going to the center of Tokyo!"

"Fine…."

Hiei wandered around the center of Tokyo. All of a sudden, he burst into song. "All by myself! Don't wanna be all by myself…"

Botan floated down behind him. "……." She gave him a hard smack.

"What the rainbows and butterflies with birdies 'chirp chirp'!"

"Since when did you like butterflies?"

Hiei went all shifty eyes. "I have no clue."

Botan wondered.

All of a sudden Crystal and Phoenix appeared in the sky. "You like butterflies because we made you like butterflies!" They shook their fists angrily and then they disappeared.

"You want to be friends with your ex-friends?" Botan asked.

"You care because……?"

"I love you! I admit it! I have always admired your sexiness!" Botan said, throwing her arms around the demon.

"….Get off….."

"Never!"

"I shall make you get off!" Hiei said, threateningly. (Holy shit, that's a word!)

Phoenix and Crystal appeared once again. "Don't ignore us!" Phoenix reached down and poked Hiei. Crystal smacked Botan.

Hiei growled. "No poking the sexiness!" He shoved the finger.

"Don't you shove Fingie!"

"….It has a name….?" Hiei asked.

Crystal sighed. "It's a long story." Then they disappeared.

"Fine. I won't tell you where your ex-friends went." Botan said, pretending nothing happened.

"Oh God! Fine! Damn blackmail." Hiei said, muttering the last part.

"Say you love me!"

"No."

"Say it!" Botan said, shaking her fist.

"…….Iloveyou." Hiei said quickly.

"Okay then! Your friends are going to the center of Tokyo!" Botan said, happily.

"I'm already in the center of Tokyo!"

"Well……this is awkward….."

Hiei walked away, angrily. "Now, I just have to wait for them!"

Meanwhile

Yusuke and the others walked to the center of Tokyo. They ended up staring at a mansion.

"Soooooooooo big." Kuwabara said, starry-eyed.

"Okay let's talk about the plan. We sneak in and attack!" Yusuke said, proudly.

"Why can't talk it over tea and cookies? We must spread love!" Kurama said.

"Shut up, you gay fox. Urameshi's plan is better but-" Kuwabara started.

"-Thank you!" Yusuke said.

"Shut up, I wasn't finished. But we should get an army of kitties and make them attack!" Kuwabara said.

"No! We need tea!" Kurama sobbed.

"No, sneak attack!"

"Kitties!"

All of a sudden, a lone gunshot was fired. The group turned to see Naraku standing at the doorway of the mansion. "What's all this noise? Get off my property or I'll shoot your cocks off!"

Kurama smiled. "I'm safe! I don't have one!"

Kuwabara took out a rooster. "I have a cock!" The cock was killed. "My cock!"

Naraku smirked. "Get off my property!"

Yusuke leaned towards Kuwabara. "I take it he's the demon."

"Yup."

Kurama ran up to Naraku. "Sorry, we have to kill you now!"

Naraku blinked……before taking off down the road.

"Aw, phooey!"

Naraku kept running. "Damn it! I need nourishment!" He broke into an ice cream shop and stole some chocolate ice cream. "Nummy!" He threw the garbage into the trash can. "Don't litter!" He turns to see Yusuke, Kurama and Kuwabara closing in on him. "No!" He threw out his hands and vaporized them.

Kurama sighed. "I wanted peace….." And then he was gone.

Meanwhile Hiei walked in front of the ice cream store and saw the finished ice cream in the trash. "No! I shall avenge its untimely death!" He then made a funeral for the ice cream.

Naraku appeared behind him. "Hmmmmm……." He then absorbed him. "….Wait….I'm a fire demon now! I shall…..join the circus!" He then ran off.

Ten minutes later

Inuyasha turned to Kagome. "Where are we?"

"I don't know!"

Shippo started to sneak off.

"Where do you think you're going!" Inuyasha asked, picking him up.

"Egads! Put me down! Put me down, I say!" Shippo whined.

"Where are we?" Inuyasha asked.

"I don't know! I'm not Superman!" Shippo yelled.

"You're not?" Inuyasha sniffed.

"Actually I am."

"Yay! I know Superman!" "Inuyasha said, laughing and clapping.

"I have this sudden urge to go to the circus!" Kagome said.

"Okay! Let's sing a song on the way!" Miroku said.

And they sang a song to the circus.

When they arrived at the circus, they saw a clown who looked just like Naraku, a demon that absorbs other demons and likes eating ice cream.

"Hey! That clown looks like Naraku!" Sango said.

"Like, oh my God! You're like, totally like, right!" Inuyasha said.

"Like, let's go talk to him!" Kagome said

"Like, okay!" Shippo said.

So they like, go over to him.

"Hi! I'm Kagome and you look so familiar!"

"Does someone want a balloon?" Naraku cooed.

"I want one!" Inuyasha whined.

"Me too!" Miroku said.

"How about me? Don't I matter?" Sango cried.

"Don't worry I have enough for all of you!" Naraku said.

"Yay!" They all said. And they get the balloons.

But they pop!

And the balloons were filled with Naraku's miasma.

So everyone dies except Naraku.

"No! I wanted to start a new life! Now I have to run from the cops!" Naraku cried.

So running away from the cops he did.

1 hour later

Naraku decided to disguise himself as……. a puddle! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNN! (You know that had to come up at some point. You can't deny it)

While disguised as a puddle, two nasty, stinky, kids found the puddle.

"Oh my God! This puddle hasn't evaporated!" Kid 1 said.

"Let's worship it!" Kid 2 said.

So they decided to make a shrine for the "non-evaporating" puddle. But out of nowhere, a car came and ran over the puddle.

"Why does everything we get obsessed with run away?" Kid 1 asked.

"I guess we should pretend this never happened." Kid 2 said.

"What happened?" Kid 1 asked.

"That's the spirit!" Kid 2 said.

"No, seriously. What happened?" Kid 1 asked.

"Oh God! Never mind!" Kid 2 said.

"Wanna play house?" Kid 1 asked.

"Okay!" Kid 2 said, happily.

So the two nasty, stinky kids got on with there lives.

But what happened to our lovely Yu Yu Hakusho gang?

With Yusuke, Kuwabara and Kurama

"This is all your fault, Urameshi! If we attack with kitties, we would have won!" shouted Kuwabara.

"So you're blaming me for our death? If everyone listened to me, we would have won!" Yusuke yelled. With that said, he punched Kuwabara.

And they fought for a few minutes, until Kurama intervened.

"There's no point of fighting, we're dead. We'll just haunt people to death." Kurama said, smoking some pot.

"Where'd you get that pot? I want some!" Yusuke whined.

"Don't worry I have enough for all of us." Kurama said, airily.

And they spent the rest of their deaths, haunting people and smoking pot.

With Hiei

Hiei was in the back of the back of Naraku's head.

'I got to get out of here. Everyone here is driving me mad!' Hiei thought.

And he was right because he was surrounded by past reincarnations that died. And all of them were playing cards. Hiei walked around the small circular room. Then he noticed a door. A door labeled 'The way out'

"FREEDOM!" Hiei shouted.

Everyone stared.

"Is there something you want to talk about?" Goshinki said, "We'll willingly listen because we're a happy family! Aren't we, Hiei? Yes, yes we are." Goshinki mumbled, and mumbled away while giving people a demented look.

Hiei just 'hned' and walked out the door. But one of Naraku's poisonous insect was outside the door.

"Now Hiei, what are you doing out here at this time of the night? You go back in there and play cards." The insect said with a motherly voice.

"Yes mommy." Hiei said, pouting and then walked back in to the room.

Crystal: Finished!

Phoenix: Yay!

Crystal: And review!

Phoenix: And say happy birthday, even though it was yesterday!

Crystal: You feel unloved, don't you?

Phoenix: Yes.