Crystal: Guess what! Phoenix came over to my house with a homemade comic-
Phoenix: A badly drawn comic!
Crystal: Yes, and now we're making it a fanfic! The sad thing is that I'm not in it. (Glare)
Phoenix: Sorry, sorry! You might get confused but stay with us! You have to guess who the girl we mentioned is!
Disclaimer: We own nothing! (Sobs) Nothing!
Warning: EVERYONE is random!
This story is so random we don't have a title for it.
"WE WUV YOU!" cried the Rabid Fangirls, chasing Hiei.
"Someone save me! Rabid Fangirls scare me!" Hiei yelled, running away.
All of a sudden a hole appeared and Hiei fell. "Ahhh! I'm falling!" Surprisingly he landed on something soft. "I'm so lucky that this mysterious mattress broke my fall!"
The he heard a voice. "You owe me Hiei! I saved your life!" It was a mysterious girl and Hiei was in her mad scientist's lab!
"Ugh, fine. What do I do?"
"Yay, you can be my slave!" the girl cried, happily.
Hiei's eyes popped out. "No! Anything but that!" he gasped.
The strange girl pondered, "We could also rob an ice cream store…"
"Yay! Sweet snow!" Hiei jumped with joy.
"Yay!"
On the way to the Ice Cream Store
"We're off to see the ice cream! The wonderful-'' sang the mad scientist.
"Shut up."
At the Ice Cream Stor
"Give us the lovely sweet snow!" demanded Hiei.
"Or die!" the girl said, cheerfully, holding up a gun.
The ice cream man froze. "…..Meep…."
Back at the Mad Scientists Lab
Hiei and the girl ate their ice cream. "We should do this all the time!" Hiei said, eating the stolen ice cream. "Oops there's a piece of the ice cream man in this one." He took another bowl.
"Ain't I smart?" the girl said, happily.
"Yay!"
"Yay!"
With the YuYu Hakusho Gang
"Where's Hiei?" asked Yusuke.
Kurama shrugged. "I don't know."
"I like kittens." said Kuwabara. (Crystal: He's going to say all the random things! Teehee!)
All of a sudden Hiei and the scientist girl appeared! "Oooh, people…" said Hiei.
"Isn't that Hiei?"
Kurama gasped. "O.M.G. You're right! Hiei!"
"I need the bathroom."
Yusuke looked at the girl, "Who's your friend?" he asked Hiei.
"Where we're you?" added Kurama.
"I'm perdy."
"My name is," cars went by and covered her name. "But everyone calls me, Me!"
"I robbed an ice cream store!" Hiei said, proudly.
"OH." began Kurama
"My." continued Yusuke.
"Hahahaha, Stubby….."
"God!" the shocked two finished.
"I like to smile!" said the girl.
"Ooooooh……"
"Move!" yelled Kurama pushing Yusuke and Kuwabara
"Oooh," said both the girl and Hiei.
"I'm getting the tickle feeling." shivered Kuwabara.
The girl laughed randomly. "……HAHAHAHAHA….tickle...".
"Eikichi!" cried Kuwabara, chasing a cat.
"That was mean!" Yusuke said, angrily.
Kurama agreed. "Yeah, you can't be friends with her anymore, Hiei!"
"Yeah!"
"No!" cried Hiei and the girl. "Why?"
"Child care makes me horny."
"Because of her we're all supposed to stare menacingly at walls!" explained Kurama.
"Yeah!"
"Blah."
Hiei shook his fist. "She saved me from the RFG!" (Crystal: Rabid Fangirls…)
"It's true!"
"You can save people from the RFG?" asked Kurama.
"Yep."
Yusuke stared at her with awe. "Wow…."
"She has a room that no RFG can go in!" said Hiei.
"I'm a tumor."
In the RFG-Proof/Mad Scientists room
"Voila! My RFG/mad scientists room!"
"HOORAY FOR NON-RFG ROOMS!" yelled everyone.
"….My mommy likes toasters…."
With the Inuyasha and Kagome
"My demon senses are tingling…." Inuyasha said.
Kagome burst into tears. "Oh! Inu! Save me!"
Not very far away Hiei got a strange feeling.
"My demon senses are tingling."
"Oh no!" cried Yusuke.
The girl gasped. "Let's go outside!"
"Furbies go moo…"
They all went outside and saw Inuyasha and Kagome!
"Aha!" yelled Inuyasha.
"You vile green wedgies!" added Kagome.
Hiei gave them a look. "Wtf? Who are you?"
"It's Inuyasha!" said the girl.
"Who's he?" asked Kurama, confusedly.
"Wow, a long name…." said Yusuke, who mysteriously lost his legs.
"In the ghetto…" sang Kuwabara.
Inuyasha came to conclusion. "You must die!"
"Yeah."
"Why?" asked Hiei.
The girl threw a fit. "I don't wanna die!"
Battle!
"You shall die!"
"Evil!"
"Die!"
"Why are you fighting?"
"Let's settle this over tea!"
"Let's get this over with!"
"WHOOPEE!"
After a few jabs and a bunch of stabs only one person was dead. It was….
"OMG! You killed Kagome! You bastards!" cried Inuyasha.
"Like tea?" asked Yusuke.
The girl giggled. "That was fun!"
"Couldn't you do something else?" asked Hiei to no one.
"What he said." said Kurama.
"Le gasp! A monkey touched my ass!" Kuwabara said.
"Teehee." Then the monkey ran away.
"You must die!" said Inuyasha, angrily.
"Why?" the girl asked.
Hiei, Kurama and Yusuke sweat dropped.
"I'm anorexic."
"You killed Kagome!" Inuyasha accused the girl.
"Oh, yeah…." The girl said, smiling at the memory.
Hiei, Kurama and Yusuke were still sweat dropping.
"Noddy's house."
"Die!"
"Le gasp!" gasped the girl.
"No!" Hiei cried.
"Why…." asked Kurama.
Yusuke shook his head. "A little extreme don't you think?"
"Ugh, look at what you're wearing." Kuwabara said, insulting the readers. (Crystal: Uh-Oh.)
"She killed Kagome!"
"I thought she was a RFG!" said the girl in her own defense.
"She can make them disappear!" Hiei explained.
"It's true!"
"Noddy noddy dingleburg!"
Inuyasha pondered that. "Good point…"
'He bought it?' thought the girl.
"Let's have sweet snow!" smiled Hiei.
"Yay!'
"Toga! Toga!"
Inuyasha decided to leave. "I gotta go! Bye!"
"Bye!"
"Bye!"
"Bye!"
"Goodbye, mommy!"
Phoenix: Yay! Here is the latest chapter of weird.
Crystal: Confused you, didn't we?
Phoenix: Hehehe.
Crystal: So go ahead and review your guess on whom 'the girl' is!