Yea! Yea! Yea!
Minime: Guess what? We back bitch!
Inuyasha: I hope your talkin to the readers.
Anaru: Naw pimpin!
Minime: We don't be talkin about our reada's like dat!
Anaru: Yo Tasha!
Both: PEACE UP! A-TOWN DOWN!
Inuyasha: Piece what up?
Anaru: Dis piece in yo mouth! -puts a gun in Inuyasha's mouth-
Minime: Here da fic pimp's and pimpet's!
Chapter Four: Shopping! But Wait! Is It A Girl Or Boy?
They went to the first baby store they came across, which was 'Babies R Us.' They went to the cloth's isle first.
"Momma! What about this! It is so cute!" Kagome squealed holding up a pink shirt, that had a baby Tweety in the middle hugging a yellow blanket. Ad it read 'Do Wou Whave My Bottle?' "Please momma! This would look so cute on-" she stopped. "Wait a minute, is it a boy or is it a girl?" she asked looking at Sakiyo.
"Come to think of it Dr. Rachel never told us." she answered.
"It's a girl." Inuyasha said looking at a pink, and red glitter rattle. They all looked at him.
"How do you know?" Kagome asked.
"I know!" Shippou squealed jumping on Inuyasha's head. "You can tell if it's a boy or girl by his stomach!." he said. Kagome looked at him with a blank expression. Sakiyo put her finger on her chin, and thought back to when she worked with demon children. She thought for about two minutes, before finally saying something.
"He's right! When a demon is caring a baby you can tell if it's a boy or girl by looking at their stomach!." she said.
"And how can you tell by looking at their stomach?" Kagome asked confused. (she's always confused, ne?)
"Easy." Inuyasha began. "When it's a boy your stomach starts to show sings of swelling, and if it's a girl a lump will appear in ten days of the thirty day pregnancy." he explained.
"Um... How did you know all of that?" Kagome asked.
"I guess demons are born knowing how babies are born and how to tell a boy from a girl, without the story of the birds and the bee's or test to see if it's a boy or girl." Sakiyo explained.
"The birds and the bee's? Can you tell me the story momma?" She asked.
"Maybe when you get older sweetie. Now let's get back to shopping! I saw some cute baby booties over there." she said walking off.
"Booties?" Shippou repeated.
"Not that kind silly! The little shoes babies wear!" Kagome answered quickly, before Shippou got the wrong idea.
"Oh." Was all he said.
"So Inuyasha! What do you want to get next? So far we have the shirt I picked out, and that rattle." she said holding the stuff up.
"I guess we should get four more shirts, with five pairs of pants, and some bottle's and toys. Mom said she was getting the shoes, so that leaves us with the rest." he said looking at some more toys.
"Okay! Come on Shippou you can help me look for some more cloth's!" she chirped, pulling Shippou off of Inuyasha's head, and going in a different direction of the hanyou.
They went down every cloth's isle in the store, instead of picking out four shirts she picked about ten. And pants she picked twelve. The ones she thought were the cutest. One was pink with bright blue glitter letters on it that said 'I'm A Angel Baby' and the other one was purple with an necked angel baby sitting on a cloud sleep. And it said 'Momma's Little Angel' She really didn't think Inuyasha would like it since it said "momma's' little baby. But what the heck. She had Shippou carry everything since he was the boy.
"Kagome ... can we... meet with Inuyasha ... and your mom now?" he asked trying to balance all the cloth's.
"I guess we have enough stuff, so we can go." she said walking off. But stopped when she noticed Shippou wasn't following, so she turned round.
"What's taking you so long!" she called to him.
"I... can't... move..." he said still trying to balance the cloth's. (this wouldn't be a problem, but remember how small Shippou is!)
"I forgot how small you are, here." she said taking half of the cloth's. "Can you walk now?" she asked.
"Yeah thanks." he said.
"Now prob!" she chirped. "Let's go." she said and they went to meet up with Sakiyo and Inuyasha. They walked for about ten minutes, before they saw Sakiyo and Inuyasha getting in line. They hurried and ran over.
"Inu! Momma! We got the cloth's and stuff!" she yelled stopping in front of them. Their sweat dropped.
"Um... I thought I only said four shirts and five pairs of pants." Inuyasha said staring at all the shirts and pants.
"I tried to stop her, but when it comes to shopping I think girls are hypnotised." Shippou said putting the cloth's down. (we turn into zombies when it comes to cloth's shopping!) They all laughed.
"Okay put the stuff on the counter, I've already gotten a crib and everything that we will right now." Sakiyo said.
"Mom are you sure this isn't to much stuff?" Inuyasha asked not sure if she should buy all of this stuf for him. She looked down at him, and smiled.
"Yes I sure! This isn't for a birthday party or something. Your going to bring life to this world, and I want to make it as comfortable for her, and for you." she said as the cashier scanned everything.
"Your total is $100.35 ma'am." (we have no idea about japanese money so we put that) she said smiling. Inuyasha's eyes went wide.
"I really can't accept this now! That's to much!" he insisted she didn't buy them.
"It's alright honey." she assured him, and paid the cashier.
"Thank you and have a nice day!" The cashier chirped.
"You to." Sakiyo said as they got their cart, and walked towards the exit.
"She has a nice day because she gets paid." Kagome said under her breath. Shippou and Inuyasha laughed. Sakiyo just looked confused.
"What's so funny if you don't mind me asking." she asked.
"Nothing momma!" Kagome said with a big a smile.
"Hmm... alright if you say so." she said as they got to the car.
"Shot gun!" Kagome yelled jumping in the front seat.
"Hey!" Inuyasha and Shippou yelled at the same time.
"No fair Kagome!" Inuyasha pouted.
"Yeah!" Shippou added
"Aww don't worry Puppy-chan! You'll get to ride next time!" she said smiling.
"Puppy-chan? Where did you get that from?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.
"It's a nickname! You rather pick Puppy-chan or Inu-chan!" she chirped.
"I'll go with Inu-chan." he said climbing into the back seat, along with Shippou.
"And yours." she said pointing to Shippou. "Yours can be..." she thought for a minute. "Foxy!" she finally said. Shippou just stared ay her.
"Foxy?" he repeated. "Thanks but I want to keep the nickname my momma gave me." he said.
"And what was that?" Sakiyo asked closing the car door.
"She use to call me Cub Cub. The kids laughed but I liked it anyway." he said blushing a little from embarrassment. Kagome smiled.
"I like it! It's cute! And you can call me princess!" she chirped.
"Kagome you already have a nickname, grandpa gave it to you before he passed." Sakiyo said pulling out of the parking lot. " It's Miko remember?" she said.
"Miko means priestess, doesn't it?" Shippou asked.
"Yeah, you come from a Miko family Kagome?" Inuyasha asked.
"Yeah I guess you could say that. My great great grandma Kiedae and my great cousin Kikyou were priestess's." she explained.
"And that's why you have to keep that name." said Sakiyo keeping her eyes on the road.
"Okay, okay! That bites big." she pouted sinking into her seat. Everyone laughed. They arrived home in about twenty minutes. They got all of the stuff out of the car, and went into the house to see Souta sleep on the couch along with the babysitter. Sakiyo walked up to her, and shook her gently.
"Wake up Ayume, you can go home now.: she said in a low voice. She stirred and opened her eyes slowly.
"Oh... hi Ms. H. -yawn- I guess I'll see you when you need me." She said getting up, and going out the door.
"Okay! Time to set the crib up!" Kagome yelled trying to open the box. "Stupid box!" she yelled kicking it.
"Let me get." Inuyasha said taking his claws, and easily cutting the box open.
"I could have done that to if I had claws!" she pouted.
(Twenty Five Days Later)
Twenty five days have passed, and Inuyasha's stomach has grown to the size of a watermelon. So he had to take it easy so that he won't cause damage to the baby girl. They were all sitting in the kitchen getting ready for dinner, they sat there in silence before Kagome yelled:
"What are we gonna name the baby!"
And dat's where we stuck at foo's!
Minime: We need some ideas!
Anaru: So if ya'll got some suggestions fo a name fo da baby girl!
Minime: Hit us up!
Inuyasha: Okay you've been talkin like that for two chapters now! What accent are you gonna do next!
Anaru: Wait till next chap bia!