At the SGC all the men were gathered with their weapons ready and the Iris was closed.

"It's an SG1 code sir!" Called Davis down into the microphone to the waiting General.

"Open the Iris" he called back and the iris opened. A couple of seconds later Sam came darting through the gate and immediately the men readied their weapons, a second later and Jack ran through shouting…

"You get back here now Carter!" but as soon as he saw General Hammond he stopped. "Hello sir." He said cheerily. A few seconds later and Daniel and Teal'c walked through the gate, calmly, and it deactivated. All men stood down.

"Was there a problem?" General Hammond asked as he looked between his officers standing before him on the ramp leading up to the gate.

"Yes." Daniel said.

"No." Jack very quickly said. He didn't want anyone to know what had happened.

"Debriefing in half an hour."

Daniel stepped forward slightly, raising one hand to show he was going to say something. "Err... General. Could you make that one hour?" Daniel asked. He still really needed a shower with soap.

Hammond looked at him and nodded. "Very well. De briefing in one hour." And he left the gateroom.

"Carter!" Jack called, slight anger lingered in his voice.

The Major stepped away from Lieutenant Siler as he turned to leave the gateroom. "Yes sir?"

As Jack approached Sam he held out one hand, palm upwards. "Give it to me." he wiggled his fingers back and forth.

"Give you what?" Sam was looking innocent and Daniel just smiled. All Teal'c did was to raise his eyebrow.

"The camera. Give me the camera."

"Oh that. I don't have it any more. I gave it to Lieutenant Siler."

Jack's face grew wide with horror. "You did what?" And Jack quickly ran off to go and find Siler. Sam laughed. Daniel, noticing her reaction moved towards her.

"You didn't really give it to Siler did you?" he asked, waving his finger around in the air.

"No. I gave it to Connor." Sam replied with a smile. Daniel shook his head and went off to follow Jack.

The next day Jack was on his way to the changing room, SG1 had been called to travel in half an hour. As he passed a room he noticed a poster, but didn't take much notice of it… until he suddenly stopped and walked backwards to the poster again. He instantly realised it wasn't a poster, but an enlarged copy of the men, naked, with their backs to the camera. Daniel and Teal'c came along.

"Have you two seen this?" Jack called as he beckoned his two friends over and pointing to the wall.

"What is it?"

"This." Jack pointed to the photo. Teal'c and Daniel stood either side of the colonel, staring at the photo. All three of them stood in silence.

Sam came round the corner, heading towards her room, but stopped as soon as she saw her team-mates gathered together. Jack sensed she was near and turned his head to look at her. Daniel and Teal'c did the same.

"CARTER!" He suddenly screamed, his shout echoing down the nearby corridors. Immediately Jack went into a run, heading straight for Sam. She turned on her heels and sprinted away from the angry Jack.

As the two of them continued their chase they crashed into other airmen knocking them down to the floor and dropping what ever they were carrying. Daniel and Teal'c followed slowly, helping those knocked over back up to their feet and apologising in advance for Jack's behaviour.

However the airmen knocked down had already seen the enlarged photo down in the Commissary, the lift, the gateroom, the control room, and along several corridors. They were everywhere around the base.

Sam quickly rounded a corner and ran into the gateroom where the gate was activated and saw SG6 disappear through the event horizon. Looking behind her she saw jack advancing quickly and without a second thought she headed up the ramp and through the event horizon. Jack, Daniel and Teal'c quickly entered just as she disappeared, they ran for the gate… but it deactivated before they could get through.

"Dammit. I want you to scour this base and see if there are any more of those pictures and destroy them before too many people see them."

"Yeah there are more."

"Destroy them!"

"With pleasure." The three men walked off in different directions. The soldiers in the gate room and the people up in the control room all just looked at the SG1 men, as soon as they had all gone everyone began to giggle.