Jack, Daniel, and Teal'c were very annoyed with Sam. They had gone over the whole base and found around 50 pictures of them in the cave, with nothing on. They each grabbed 1/3 of the 50 pictures and in sync they ripped them up and threw them in the bin. Then grabbing a match Jack lit it and set the bin alight.
"Hopefully that should be the last we see of them." Daniel said as he watched the flames slowly rise up from the bin. Only a few seconds later a warning light suddenly sounded and sprinklers from the room were activated, spraying water all over the place.
The fire in the bin was doused and the flames fizzled as they were put out by the drops of water.
"You should have remember Colonel O'Neill that there are smoke detectors throughout the base." Teal'c said looking at a rather annoyed Jack.
"Thanks Teal'c. Didn't think they would detect this." He pointed at the bin… the pictures were only half burnt, but at least there were less of them than there had been. "Let's go." Jack pointed a finger down the corridor and they all moved away from the burnt bin.
"Any ideas on how we can get our own back?" Jack asked his two friends.
"Not a thing. I was trying to think of someway but nothing came to me." Daniel replied looking back over his shoulder at the bin to make sure there weren't any flames.
"People are gonna start talking about this." Jack said as he sat down at a table in the Commissary. Sitting opposite him were Daniel and Teal'c, each with a drink in front of them.
"If they do, you could always say that they could be punished seeing as you are a higher rank than most people here." Teal'c said stating the obvious.
"When I get my hands on Carter, there'll be hell to pay."
At that moment General George Hammond walked in. "Afternoon gentlemen." He said, moving over and standing one side of the table.
"General." Jack said with a smile nodding his head slightly and quickly standing to attention. Daniel gave a slight wave of his hand at the bald man. Teal'c just stared at him blankly slightly looking at the man as he spoke.
"At ease Colonel." Jack sat back down in his chair as Hammond grabbed another one from the next table and sat down where he stood. "What was gong on earlier with you and Major Carter?"
"Just a bit of disagreement sir. So we won't be able to go on our mission cause we're down to three people."
"I know, so I'm sending SG7 out there instead." Jack just nodded. "I have contacted SG6 and I have been informed that Major Carter is helping them in their search on P3X – 815."
"That's good to hear." Jack said. Hammond stood up and replaced the chair where he had found it. He then looked at the three men, all of them looking deep in thought. Jack now had his arms crossed over his chest. He was deep in thought trying to think of someway to get revenge on Sam.
'Taking photos of her while she was in the shower! --- No. No one would do that, men aren't allowed in the female's changing room, and that has already happened before – to me.' Jack thought to himself. Thinking about the photos made him glare at nothing.
'Swapping her normal shampoo for a hair dye! --- Now that is an interesting idea, but not really enough as pay back.' Daniel thought running a hand through his hair.
'Throw doughnuts at her. Doughnuts are nice, that would be a waste of good food.' --- Teal'c thought, he had never tried to get revenge on anyone before so he didn't really know what kind of things would be effective after the humiliation they had received from Carter.
"Well, we'll have to try and think of something before she comes back through the gate." Jack finally said. Teal'c and Daniel looked at him from their cups of coffee.
"Colonel?" Jack had completely forgotten that General Hammond was standing there next to him.
"Sorry sir. It was nothing." Jack said with a smile. Even though Hammond didn't really believe him he decided not to question it any further. He had seen one or two of the posters around the base before the trio had ripped them down.
"Well please keep your personal life separate from life here at the base."
"Understood sir." Jack stood up as Hammond left. Once the general had left through the doors jack sat down again.
"That was close." Daniel said after taking a sip from his drink.
"Have you had any ideas?" Jack's eyes darted between his two friends hoping for an answer.
"None." they both chimed together.
With a big sigh Jack tucked his hands behind his head and rocked back in his chair.
