Many hours later the front door banged open, making Dumbledore jump out of his skin and nearly giving him a heart attack. He whipped out his wand and stayed quiet. "Severus! Severus!" A woman screamed. Dumbledore put his wand away. Obviously it wasn't a Death Eater, they're more reserved. "Severus!" The woman screamed, marching past the living room without noticing Dumbledore. "SEVERUS!" Dumbledore flinched. Merlin, the woman sounds like a banshee. Snape came rushing down the stairs.
"What's happening!"
"Bastard!" The woman screamed.
Snape looked confused. "Who? Me?"
"That bastard!" The woman ranted. "There's always one! One wanker who just has to ruin everything!"
Snape rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Sarah, what on Earth are you raving about?"
"Eddie!" She screeched.
"Eddie?" Snape replied, baffled. "Who exactly is Eddie?"
"Yeah, that's what I said."
"Pardon?"
"Who the fuck does he think he is, ay? Swaggering about, thinking he's so great! 'Ohh, look at me, I'm King of the world.' Arrogant bloody shit-faced…"
Dumbledore decided to leave them to it, and wandered into the kitchen to make himself a nice cup of tea. It looked like Severus was getting angry. Dumbledore decided that later, when things have calmed down a bit, he'd teach Snape the secret to dealing with women. Just do whatever they say, and hope it all works out for the best.
A/N: I know this isn't much, but I haven't worked on this story for a while. Just kind of trying to get back into the swing of it, you know? Might think about continuing Cops and Robbers as well. Umm, I don't know if anyone's been waiting for an update…God I hope not. It has been a while. Sorry.