Hello to all! 1st thing, I reallly wanna say sorry to my readers because I haven't updated any other chapter since I posted the first chapter, but I can explain! (Looks frightened by sudden angry mob of readers) My internet connection was disconnected by my dad ('Cause my bro and I use the same one for writing fanfics, and his grades have been dropping) and I couldn't write anything in the meantime because the computer went along with the privileges of web surfing. SORRY! PLEASE, oh, please don't kill me! Another thing is that my teachers have been giving everyone truck loads of homework because everybody my age in my country had to go for a major exam that just ended last week.
Thanks To:
llyrantirge —My first reviewer! I'm happy that you think it's great. I know that the thought of Holly wanting vengeance on Artemis is strange, but I actually got the idea of this ficcy after I read the first book where this idea would make sense. Now, since I've read the other books, I'm making Holly think of it more as a prank and not as... um... Evil as vengeance.
The Dark Empress of Eternity —Heh. Glad you think it's cool. I'll try to update faster for the later chapters. LOL. You just go a head in trying to start your own bussiness.
Zarroc —Yea I know that Holly likes Artemis after O.D., but as I mentioned to llyrantirge up there, I got the idea after the first book when Holly was still angry with Artemis for kidnapping her. Just think of it as pranks and not revenge.
yamapi —Thanks for saying that it's cool!
rebellinggurl1 – HAH! I finally know who you are now! Only the most interesting girl I know would mix POP and POP2 with Artemis and Co. Thanks for liking my story! P/s: It's funny if you think of Arty using recall. XD
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Chapter 2:Executing Orders 1-2
Artemis Fowl the Second sat infront of his computer, playing a round of ChessMaster 9000 for what seemed to be the millionth time that morning.
He sighed.
Yup. You got it. He was bored.
Artemis switched off the computer in frustration and mentioned to the man standing by his study's door.
"Butler?"
"Yes, Artemis."
"Do I have any conferences or appointments for today?"
"No, sir."
Artemis sighed. "Bring out the keys to the Bentley, old friend. Go out and have some time to yourself."
"But Artemis-"
"No buts, Butler. You deserve a day out. Mother and father are both home. Nothing will happen. It is not likely that a few men will suddenly rush in without triggering the alarms and physically hurt me in anyway. Go. That is an order Butler."
Butler hesitated for a mere second before responding to the command. "Yes, Artemis." And with that, he left the room.
Soon after Artemis heard the car leave the manor's driveway he got up and chose a book from his bookshelf and left for the manor grounds.
A day rereading Lord of The Flies in the garden would do him good. Nothing would happen, right?
Artemis didn't know how wrong he was.
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"RedReaper, the pigeon has left the roost. I repeat, the pigeon has left the roost. Order number one may be executed."
"Roger, BlueBottle. The subject is in sight. Have you hacked into their security sistem, George?"
"Yeap. RedReaper, you are good to go. Subject is making way towards the east side of the garden. You have exactly two minutes to execute order."
Claude smiled. "I can do it in less."
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Holly was perched in a nearby tree as, she eavesdropped on Claude and Georges' conversation and smirked at the thought of Artemis getting punched. This was deinately something she had to see.
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Artemis sat himself against a large fir tree in the garden. He opened the book.
The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, the manor's fountain was making sounds of flowing water, the sky was blue, a bush was moving, a man wearing a ski mask was coming out of the bush and moving towards him, he felt a throbbing pain to his nose...and, the world went black.
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"Send a messege o Miss Cohne please, George. Order number one has been executed."
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Artemis opened his eyes to feel a horrible pain coming from his newly bandaged nose run through him. He seemed to be lying on his bed in his room back in the manor. What exactly had happend again?
His eyes widened in shock as he recalled the incident in the gardens. Someone punched ME? I will have to speak to father about upgrading the security system...
His mother walked through the door.
"Arty! You're awake! Oh thank goodness you're alright! I was utterly shocked when Butler walked in with you over his shoulder saying that someone had managed to get past the security system and hurt you. Is your nose still hurting?"
"No, mother. I'm fine. I am just pondering the thought of someone getting past our security system. Maybe we should sue the company."
Artemis' mother sighed. "Always with the sophisticated tone of yours. Your father is calling up the security company now. With our lawyer, the company might as well close down now instead of paying a fine."
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Holly steadied herself from falling out of the tree. Seeing Artemis Fowl Junior getting punched was just TOO funny. Her laughter was cut short when her phone started ringing.
"Hello?"
"Miss Cohne? This is George from VIM Inc. We are pleased to inform you that order number one has been executed. You may now send the payment to our bank account."
Holly smirked. "Very good. I shall make a trip to the bank now. Please execute order number two tomorrow."
"With pleasure ma'am."
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Artemis shifted around on his bed later the next day. He couldn't get to sleep. The pain of his nose had come back and he didn't want to disturb any members of the house at such a late hour to give him the appropriate medication. The same afternoon, his father had sent their last security system's company out of bussiness.
A gush of wind softly grazed his cheek.
Wait, he hadn't left the window open...
Suddenly a man was crouching over him. Artemis, too shocked to speak, only managed to let out a small squeak before unconsciousness drifted over him once more.
(A/N: Who out of all of you guys out there think Artemis can squeak? Heh. LMAO. Lol. Damn funny when you think about it. XD)
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"Miss Cohne, we are happy to announce that order number two was just executed."
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Artemis Fowl Senior walked into his son's room to see that Artemis' right eye had been blackened. He sighed and went to make two phone calls. One to the newer security company that they had started using less than twenty-four hours earlier.
And the next call, was to a person who could get aid for Artemis Junior's black eye.
The butcher.
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