Harry woke up early to see the dursleys staring at him.
Harry:WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE STARING AT?
Uncle Vernon:Well...Ummm...How shall we put this? Umm...
The Aunt Monster:You're a wizard.
Harry:So?
Dudley:YOU ARNT GOING TO HOGWARTS!
Harry:Whats a
hogwart?
Uncle Vernon:A school for stupid wizards.
The Aunt Monster:DUDLEY SHUSH! You will go to hogwarts dear...
UncleVernon:NOT!
Soon they were dancing around with pride at the dumb trick they just did.
Harry:You dumb people...I shall kill you when I get back.
Uncle Vernon:You arnt going anywhere. Dudley is going!
Dudley:Im better at it than you Potter!
Harry:Look...Im going...He isnt even one.You made it up!
The Aunt Monster:Well...Hes going too if you are!
So soon Dudley and Harry went into Diagon Alley,not knowing what would happen between Harry,Ron,Hermione,Dudley,and Draco...
Dudley:Tell me potter.
This is your 7th year isnt it? What do I get to pound you with at
this cruddy school?
Harry:Dont call the school cruddy.
Dudley:You're right...ITS REALLY CRUDDY!
Harry started to storm of but Dudley followed.
Dudley:It must be bad. And the headmaster...Dumbledore? What a old dumb-
Harry:SHUT UP!
And with that He stormed off in the direction of the leaky cauldron. Harry couldnt beleive what Dudely said. Not to mention Dumbledore was thought to be killed by Snape. Harry almost cried as he saw Dudley coming up behind him.Harry turned around and started to talk.
Harry:You know what? Why
dont you go home! You're a muggle! You cant do magic! You even make
fun of magic! You're unbelieveable!
Dudley:Potter...Im right.
The school is cruddy!
Harry:SHUT UP YOU STUPID FREAKING MUGGLE!
Most people stared as Potter left Dudley. Dudley stood speechless on the road as Harry stormed off for the Hogwarts Express. But Harry didnt know Dudley was more evil than Voldemort himself. And the train would soon be falling off a 100 foot cliff.