To the tune of 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'
Phantom, Phantom on the ladder,

Soon to make the chandelier splatter,

Stupid patrons far below,

Soon to feel a mighty blow,

Phantom, Phantom on the ladder,

Soon to make the chandelier splatter.


Diva, diva in the hall,

We wish you would take a fall,

From your pedestal up on high,

Your hubris a spit in my eye,

Diva, diva in the hall,

We wish you would take a fall.


Viscount, Viscount in Box 5,

Apparently for trouble you do strive,

The Phantom you do taunt,

Your idiot moustache you do flaunt,

Viscount, Viscount in Box 5,

Apparently for trouble you do strive.


Christine, Christine on the roof,

From the Phantom you remain aloof,
How could you fall for the foppish bloke?

Please tell me this is just a joke,

Christine, Christine on the roof,

From the Phantom you remain aloof.


Daroga, Daroga from the East

The Opera you have policed,

Always stuck as the baby sitter,

It's a wonder you aren't bitter,

Daroga, Daroga from the East,

The Opera you have policed.


Dancing, dancing Ballet Rats,

You should stay away from cats,

Talk not of things misunderstood,

Beware the man in opera hood,

Dancing, dancing Ballet Rats,

You should stay away from cats.


Shouting, shouting Madame Giry,

There's more to you than eye can see,

Secrets and prophesies foretold,

From the people you withhold,

Shouting, shouting Madame Giry,

There's more to you than eye can see.


Owners, owners slightly gay,

With you the Phantom shall do away,

If you can't follow his commands,

Or simply do what he demands,

Owners, owners slightly gay,

With you the Phantom shall do away.


Confused, confused little Meg,

For a hint now you must beg,

You have no idea what's going on,

Just that something's very wrong,

Confused, confused little Meg,

For a hint now you must beg.


Baby-Vixen: :) I continued. Thanks for your review. It makes me feel all fuzzy inside. :)

sevenspiders: ILOVE lymrics! My friend actually tried to speak in them for a while. :)

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