Phantom Erik sat in Box Five,
Few thought Erik was alive,
And all the police and owners' men,
Couldn't bring Erik to justice again.
Diva Carlotta opened her mouth and spoke,
Diva Carlotta let out a great croak,
And after all of her great opera days,
The croak put upon her record a haze.
Daroga Nadir had a hunch,
That Erik could eat Raoul for lunch,
So with great wisdom and no apple pies,
He recommended hands at the level of your eyes.
Madam Giry lost her job,
Madam Giry joined the mob,
And all of the phantoms and French men,
Couldn't bring the dame to justice again.
(Muahahaha.)
Ballet Rats like to gab,
Ballet Rats tend to blab,
And if they annoy the great Opera Ghost,
That is what they will regret the most.
The Viscount of Paris had a crush,
Christine turned his heart to mush,
Though when she died his life went on,
He became sad and his beauty was gone.
(Poor Raoul)
From the junk business they wanted to branch,
But in the opera they did blanch,
With mysterious notes and the diva's fits,
They think their new job is the pits.
Christine had to make a choice,
Chose the man who gave her her voice,
Or her sweetheart would be dead,
The decision weighed on her like led.
Meg was a ballet rat,
In Box Five she never sat,
Whenever she would see the ghost,
She would be the one to scream the most.
Thanks to my reviewers I am quite glad,
There are many ideas to be had,
And though I may not thank you anymore,
Still all of you I adore!
