Erik had a little issue,
Little issue, Little Issue,
Erik had a little issue,
The issue was Christine,
To Buquet he was rather mean,
Raoul made him green.
Raoul had a copious crush,
Copious crush, Copious crush,
Raoul had a copious crush,
Her met her long ago,
And in front of his foe,
He proposed to her in the snow.
Carlotta creaked a tiny croak,
Tiny croak, Tiny croak,
Carlotta creaked a tiny croak,
Ruining the whole show,
And everywhere Carlotta went,
The croak was sure to go.
Christine had an angel's voice,
Angel's voice, Angel's voice,
Christine had an angel's voice,
All but Carlotta'd rejoice,
But there was a love triangle,
And she had to make a choice.
Madame Giry tends the box,
Tends the box, Tends the box,
Madam Giry tends the box,
Where the Phantom stays,
She often collects his notes,
And knows the phantom's ways.
The managers have weird hats,
Have weird hats, Have weird hats,
The managers have weird hats,
And both look like a fool,
This will be pointed-out later,
By the opera ghoul.
The Ballet Rats like to dance,
Like to dance, Like to dance,
The Ballet Rats like to dance,
And are often scantily clad,
I'm not sure if they amuse the Phantom,
Or simply make him mad.
Meg will be a prima ballerina,
Prima ballerina, Prima ballerina,
Meg will be a prima ballerina,
After scandal leaves,
Even now she practices,
As the Phantom grieves.
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