A/N: DAMN IT! why is it that I make a fool of myself when I get asked to do something really good? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

((Hits head on the wall))

Okay then

Disclaimer: thus she laid down her sword and stated: thy own nothing unless thy specify it.

Got it?

WARNING: weirdness. So don't say I didn't warn you.

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Téa was pacing backwards and forwards trying to figure out a way to get Kaiba. The teapots weren't big on kidnapping unless it was big. And I am talking BIG big.

No, she had to take him in because he had made a mistake and the tteapot patrol could bring him in……

But what…?

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the wind swept over the snowy mountains in new Zealand, causing avalanches on unsuspecting snowboarders.

And the significance of that to the story?

None. Nada, zip, zilch, nothing.

Somewhere in one of the many buildings at Kaiba corp's building.

The guy sitting opposite of Kaiba reminded Kaiba of kuriboh.

When the man said: "ahhh, I just exmeteorated"

The men around the table looked around in confusion.

"no, no my man!" cried one in a pommy accent. "one should not use that term! It should be: exogust"

"nay, ye be wrong!" said another in a scottish accent. "Iey believe that iet should be flatulate."

(anyone not know what I am on about?)

"nah mate," said the aussie " it's boomerate."

Kaiba is now staring around the room in utmost confusion. Although being a brilliant mastermind, he had no idea what these old guys were on about.

That was until they started singing about whatever it was they were on about.

"green beanz the musical fruit,

the more you eat, the more you toot.

The more you toot the better you feel,

So eat green beanz for every meal!"

Although Kaiba still fully know whether they were talking about green beans or….passing wind….

Until they suddenly started yelling other words, it then became apparent that they were talking about farting.

"GO OFF!"

"LET OFF!"

"MAKE A SMELL!"

"SHOOT A FAIRY!"

"BUM BURP!"

"DROP A BUNDLE!"

"CUT THE CHEESE!"

"BRAFF!"

"BREAK WIND!"

"DROP YOUR GUTS!"

"LET IT RIP!"

Kaiba was staring around the table in shock. Old people do NOT talk like this. Then he decided to join in.

"LET FLUFFLY OFF THE LEASH!" said Kaiba.

"disgusting." Said one of them shaking his head.

"way over the line." Agreed another.

And in come the tteapot patrol.

"Kaiba YOU WENT WAY OVER THE LINE! WE ARE TAKING YOU BACK TO HEADQUATRES!"

and with that Kaiba was dragged off to headquarters.

"excellent" murmured Téa.

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sitting on the floor of the jail cell Marik had just finished timing how long the guard had taken to go to the toilet.

It had been half an hour.

Marik blinked. That's an incredibly long time to spend on the toilet.

"yo guys!" he whispered to his comrades " that guy just took half an hour on the toilet."

Bakura & Joey & Tristan laughed.

However the others looked thoughtful.

"if they go away for half an hour each day we might be able to escape" said Ishizu.

"yes but how?" asked Yami.

"LETS GO HAVE TURKEY SANDWICHES!" Joey said.

"well think about it," said Ishizu ignoring Joey "they leave for half an hour each day, we could steal the keys and get out of here!"

Ryou was rocking back and forward.

They all started to discuss it.

So what did they decide to do?

Knock out the guard.

Baka's

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pegasus is sitting in his arm chair when croquet comes out.

"your red wine spritzers sir." Croquet said.

"merci croquet" said Pegasus taking it.

HOWEVER IT TURNED OUT TO BE A TEAPOT CUNNINGLY DISGUISED AS A RED WINE SPRITZER!

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serenity opened her eyes and looked around.

"where am i?" she asked.

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the chickens at the store house for KFC were clucky. Then in came one of those workers and one of the chickens sadi to the other:

"trust me, this guy isn't interested in our personalities, he's only interested kin our legs and breasts."

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hey I warned you all this was gonna be weird!

R&R!