WELL! I warned you about weirdness.

So ((pokes out tongue))

NO I'M SORRY!

Person: can I please talk to the owner of the house?

Me: uh sure… just let me get the dog…..

Warning: eh… well heres a warning so be prepared…..

All facts in the last story are completely true. and the ones in this story are aswell. Yeah, more weirdness….

Disclaimer: if any-one actually bothers with these just tell me…. NO I DON'T OWN IT! IF I DID THERE WOULD BE RANDOM CHICKENS APPEARING EVERY WHERE! Yay! Chickens!

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okay so you have to understand this, at school whenever we talk about Seto Kaiba something bad happens. So I incorporated that into the story.

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weather forecast:

well tomorrow the weather shall be sorta like today only not quite the same. There will be similarities but there will also differences. There might be some rain and I'm pretty sure there will be clouds, it might be sunny. And it could snow in cold places.

And around the world, somewhere it will rain, somewhere it will snow and there will also be some sunshine!

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Pegasus saw the teapot coming towards him.

It was most luckily for him that he did karate when he was younger.

However it was a while ago when he was younger.

So now he's bones were old and rickety.

And he wasn't as quick as he used to be.

And he fell over.

And good thing for him though, he landed on the teapot.

And broke the teapot.

And his arm too.

While croquet was staring at them open mouthed.

And then he brought out a ball and hammer.

And started playing croquet.

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"you ready?" asked Bakura.

"SHHH! Stop talking! SHHH! STOP IT! WHO SAID THAT? SSHHHHHHHH! Oh… it's me…" said Marik.

Every-one looked at Marik eyebrows raised

"…"

the guard had fallen asleep waiting for his shift to end.

And Bakura was angry.

He had wanted to hurt the guard, cause blood to flow.

But nooo, that sissy had to fall asleep.

So Bakura was pissed off.

And what did they decide to do then?

"lets wait till he wakes up" said Marik.

"sounds like a good idea to me"

"yeah that's sounds good"

every-one else agreed.

Except for Ishizu.

"why don't we just take the keys now?" she asked.

Every-one looked at her.

"well I'll do it then."

Every-one just shrugged and let her.

So Ishizu took the keys from the guard, opened the door, got out and then looked at every-one else.

"are you gonna come?"

every-one shook there heads.

"we're gonna stick to the original plan." Said Yugi.

"yeah." They all agreed.

"er right… so shall I put these back then…?" she asked gesturing to the keys.

Every-one nodded.

Ishizu sighed.

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"Kaiba, Kaiba, Kaiba." Said Téa.

"what?" asked Kaiba.

"Kaiba, Kaiba, Kaiba." Said Téa.

"WHAT?" yelled Kaiba.

"oh I just like saying your name!" said Téa.

"…"

"Seto Kaiba."

The lady pouring out the ttea slipped and burnt herself.

Kaiba looked at her in confusion.

"damn.." said Téa.

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where is the teapot king I hear you asking.

Well he is right here.

"well you see Australia has been the hardest place to take over! Not because of the fact that there are rustyspoons every where but the fact is that we can't live with such high green house gas!" said one of the teapots around the table

"I see, and what causes this excessive amount of green gas?" asked the teapot king.

The other teapot winced.

"well?" asked the teapot king.

"well… gas…. You see… they have sheep and cattle there…and they….fart….…. And that makes up 15 of all green house gasses….."

"well easy. We chop off there gluteus maximus then!" said the king.

"uh, that will work for the sheep but…"

"but what?"

"uh… cows er- fart – through there mouths…."

Every-one on the table looked at him.

"ah I see. That's a bit of a problem…"

the teapot nodded.

Well it rocked backwards and forwards but any-one could tell that that was a nod….

Well most people anyway…

"then we need to think of something smarter…"

all the teapots nodded in agreement.

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A/N: yeah it's the end of the chapter again!

And if you want more chapters you have to R&R.

And incase you didn't know, I made a new evil laugh! It goes:

KWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

a K instead of an M.