A/N: And thus my stomach hurts, I've been laughing too much now-a-days, I mean not that it's bad or anything… laughter is good! It's like a medicine! And it's like a disease, very contagious…. So its good and bad! Just like chocolate!

One of the things science will never be able to find out is why a 1kg chocolate bar can make you gain 2kg.

Warning: Tea is evil and likes killing people. So there, got a problem? So do I actually… I misplaced my insanity…again….

Disclaimer: lets see, I own….. ((eyes look at sheet of paper)) damn….. well anyway….

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And no for the people who are wandering that is not my phone number.

The wind sweeps in from the west, and that is why it got the name: "westerly wind" and then obviously if it came from the south it would be called southerly wind.

And the one from the north is oddly enough named: "northerly wind"

Any-one else confused?

Good.

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it was tea job to put people through there trials and she was nice. She gave them two ways in which to die.

(Kaiba thus watching from a seat in which he was chained to. It's a long story. Flash back might come next chappie)

A man walked to the front of the room in front of Tea.

"ah I see," said Tea staring down at her notes. "you're the one who though it would be amusing to graffiti the walls of st. teapots cathedral did you?"

"pretty amusing yeah." Replied the guy not quite catching the sarcasm.

"I see. Well I am going to give you two options in which you shall die." Said Tea enjoying the look of shock on his face.

"a-and they are?" the man stuttered.

"they are, you can either be squashed by a tonne of feathers, or a tonne of bricks. Which one do you choose?"

"the tonne of feathers because they are lighter!" replied the man.

"…lighter?" Tea looked at him in confusion. "yes. Yes they are"

"well I mean look it's a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks and a tonne of feathers is li-…no…it's the same…. DAMN!" said the man.

Too late for him because he was being dragged away by the tteapot patrol.

"NO! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" the man shouted.

"ah Kaiba, don't you just get a thrill when you see people being dragged off to there doom?" Tea asked Kaiba sweetly.

"no actually I don't" Kaiba replied.

Tea laughed in that annoying girlish way of hers.

"now, now, Kaiba, you don't mean that… do you?" tea asked with a venomously sweet smile on her face.

"….no I don't…." said Kaiba.

"good, good!" Tea said. "because soon, very soon. Once you have out lived your usefulness we shall ….dispose…of you."

Kaiba frowned. "I look forward to it" he said that with as much sarcasm as possible. Which was, for him, not much at all. In fact it was so little that even the little dust mite in the corner believed him.

"well then, I'll have to think up an extra special way to destroy you." Tea said gleefully.

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sign: All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

This sign was found outside the old building on 5th street. Avenue the 9th yet it was located directly opposite the 90 street lamp road.

Honestly whoever thought up street names are weird.

This was ishizu's new hiding place. Because her house had been turned inside out and upside down, (quite literally actually) in search for any persons not found.

Ishizu of course didn't quite understand this because they were at Yugi's house when they had been taken.

However she did note that all her pictures of Yami's had been stolen.

FLASH BACK:

Ishizu walked over to her old house. It was….wierd… all the rooms were outside and the the garden was inside. She walked over to what she recognised as to be her room, and found that some-one had taken away all her pictures of Yami.

END FLASH BACK

Ishizu still couldn't get over the fact that her pictures had been taken.

So as she was sitting in that mouldy old building she was thinking….

THINKING OF WHO STOLE HER PICTURES!

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Joey was glaring at Marik.

Marik was somewhat annoying Joey.

Which would explain why he was glaring at him.

FLASH BACK yeah another one…

"I have a reputation Joey, you don't!" Marik shouted at joey.

"yeah, its being an arse hole!" Joey shouted back just as angrily.

"WELL ATLEAST I HAVE ONE!" Marik shouted back.

"SO DO I! I AM A MUTT!" Joey shouted back even louder at Marik.

"….." every-one looked at Joey.

Marik smirked.

END FLASH BACK.

"I am like the mighty eagle soaring through the air, and you are naught but a weasel." Marik said to Joey.

"eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Joey replied angrily.

"…" Marik turned away angrily, they were still waiting for the guard to leave.

Only problem was that he was still asleep.

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serenity stood up,

and fell over again,

then stood up again,

then fell over again.

She couldn't quite figure out why that was happening, I mean it wasn't like she was-

Oh…riiight…. That explains it…..

Serenity stared at the chains around her.

"damn…" she muttered

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Pegasus was standing in line waiting for his arm to be bandaged.

But he didn't take priority over any-one.

Well not the doctors at any rate.

Infact they all believed that broken bones took time to heal so what was the point in bandaging it up fast?

Pegasus was annoyed. Money doesn't get you anywhere now-a-days…

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OKAY! Yeah sorry about the long wait….. uh…I was…..busy….?

Well R&R or if you like you can review THEN read. Although there is really no point in doing that….

Because you wouldn't know what the story was about…..