A Walk in Your Shoes

Chapter 7: Mom's Friendly Robot Company

The members of Planet Express got back on to the shape. Everyone re-stapled themselves to their seats, for Fry was going to be flying, again. Amazingly, Fry flew away from the Nimbus, leaving no damage except for the gaping hole in the shower room.

The crew was busy talking about what they did on the Nimbus. They noticed the Professor had an evil grin on his face, much like when he mentioned controlling the government. The crew became worried when they saw a shape under a blanket behind the professor's chair.

"Professor," Leela said, "What did you do while we were on the Nimbus?"

"I was in the hologram room," the professor responded.

"Were you waiting for Kif?" Amy asked very excited, hoping he really did care about Kif.

"No," Professor Farnsworth said. "I was gathering things for a new experiment with the Mind-Machine." He got up from his chair and walked over to the blanket. He pulled it off and showed everyone his test subject. It was Evil Lincoln.

Leela was about to ask why the Professor needed the evil, reincarnated form of a president wearing a top hat, but the ship started coming close to Earth, so the crew had to get ready in case Fry crashed again.

Fry was concentrating very hard on landing perfectly. He didn't have to worry too much though; the hole he left last time was big enough to fit through without any problems. Fry landed the ship and turned off the engine.

"Very good Fry," Leela said, "I'm impressed."

"Oh, it was nothing," Fry said as he waved his hand in the air. He accidentally hit a switch and turned on the engine. The heat that escaped out of it incinerated the wall behind the ship.

"Let's just get out of here before anything worse happens," Bender said.

With that, Evil Lincoln got up. He looked around and pulled an ax of the wall of the ship. He started cackling evilly, which gave the crew enough time to hit him on the head and knock him into unconsciousness.

Mom was in the lab. She was trying to artificially create anchovy oil. She just needed to add one final ingredient, one that would create an oil to make her billions of dollars. She needed complete silence, if she messed up, she wouldn't be able to get replacement ingredients. She added just the right amount.

"I did it!" Mom exclaimed happily. Just then, the Planet Express Ship flew through the wall of Mom's Friendly Robot Company.

"Noooo!" Mom shouted as her priceless oil fell to the floor. She watched angrily as the crew stepped of.

"Hello Mom," Amy said. It was decided before they left, that Amy would do the talking for the crew, because she was in the professor's body. "We need to borrow a generator for an hour. We have the money to pay for it."

"You worthless piles of decaying brain matter," Mom screeched, "You destroyed my anchovy oil! It was worth far beyond the money you have! The only way you'll ever use my generators is if you get me anchovy DNA!"

When Mom mentioned anchovies, Fry thought back to his first few days in the future. He remembered the $4.3 billion he had in the bank. He then remembered the $50 million anchovy can he bought. Fry then remembered what happened to the anchovies. He gasped. "Zoidberg ate the anchovies. Let us use the generators and we'll give you him!"

"Wai-," Dr. Zoidberg began to say.

Before he could argue, Mom shouted, "Deal!"

So the crew was allowed to use the generators for an hour. Mom got Zoidberg as soon as the crew had switched back. Everyone was happy. Bender brought harm to Zoidberg with alcohol. Leela didn't have her body seduced by Zapp. Fry wasn't seduced by Zapp. Amy was still with Kif. The professor used the remaining time with unlimited generator power to make a portable Mind-Machine. Zoidberg wasn't very happy, but no one really liked Zoidberg.

A few weeks later…

It was another normal day at Planet Express. Leela was trying to stop Nibbler from eating the bowl his food was in. Dr. Zoidberg was trying to start a conversation with Amy, who was trying very hard to ignore him. Fry and Bender were sitting on the couch, drinking beer, and watching, for some weird reason, the news.

"We now have the winners for the Presidential election of 3004." Morbo reported.
"Introducing the new President and his Vice-President, Evil Lincoln and Hubert J. Farnsworth."

Evil Lincoln cackled as the Professor twisted some knobs on the portable Mind-Machine.

The End