Bonjourno! How are you all? Me? I HAVE HOLIDAYS IN LIKE 3 DAYS!
So that's pretty cool, so yeah, I guess you want to read more about the story than about me. So, on with the story!
Oh and if you are offended by me saying Pom, I'm sorry, but y'know it sounds better than: ENGLISH PEOPLE!
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Tea looked at the gathered people in front of her. A group of men, who were to help her in what she wanted.
"So my dear man, what I want from the world is: a Nobel peace prize. Heck, I'd KILL for a Nobel peace prize!" she said throwing up her arms dramatically.
"But, that totally defeats the purpose of a Nobel peace prize!" protested on of the men.
"What does?" asked Tea.
"The fact that you would kill for one." Said the man.
Tea hit her head angrily. It was hard to believe that these people were the smartest people around.
"Figure of speech." She muttered.
"Oh …..So what do you intend to do for science?" asked one of them men, who had a double chin and looked like an over weight Ned Kelly.
"Well as you know, a couple of scientists got a prize for finding out the connection of the beginning of the universe with pigeon poo" said Tea.
"………….and what is it that you would like to do?"
"I'd like to find out the connection between the universe and Teapots poo" said Tea happily.
"….." all the men looked at each other.
"……this is going to be a long day"
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The wind swept through a tree, high on a hill, that tree was alone, and from that alone tree, fell a single leaf, that leaf, was also alone. So the tree got called the alone tree, and tourists from all around the world came to see that alone tree, making it no longer the alone tree. And the people who own that land were contemplating whether or not to change the name…..
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Serenity had figured out how to untie her hands, well at least she thought she did, but when she tried to pull her hands away, she found that they were still stuck together.
She turned around to see what she undid and she saw a sign: "do not undo this rope if you value your life"
"……….oh……..bugger"
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Ishizu was walking alone along the street, taking in the scenery as she walked. It was going to be a long walk, in fact….she had already forgotten where she was going, AND she was out of money.
And that was when a teapot went passed.
"Ah yes! That's right! I was going to see Tea!" said Ishizu.
So she turned around and walked back the way she came.
The people in the bar were staring at her confused.
"………any-one else lost?" asked one of the blokes.
"……yeah, more beer?" asked his mate.
"Cheers!" said the first guy. Casually sipping on his new glass.
"AND THE POMS HAVE WON THE ASHES!" said the news presenter.
Both of them spat out what they were drinking.
"WHAT?"
"That's it, YO BAR TENDER! MORE BEER!"
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Seto Kaiba woke up and stared around him.
It was a cold dark room.
With a heater.
Seto looked confused.
And thought to him: "what's the point in putting a heater in a room and not turning it on?"
And that was when our brilliant master mind realised: "hey that's not a heater!"
No indeed, it was a cheap impersonation, it was a cardboard box with big words on it saying: heater.
Well come on, any-one could make that mistake!
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Our heroes' (the ones who are in jail) were in a state. Yes it was the state of Tokyo. No sorry, that's a city, wait no, I meant, okay, they were in a terrible….feeling of…..uh………. depression, for there well thought of plan had just gone, well…
Down the drain….
And I meant that quite literally, because there was swearing after the guard had gone.
Flash back:
The guard left, and it was 5 minutes into the potty break when he said:
"OH CRAP! I FLUSHED THE BLOODY KEY'S DOWN THE TOILET!"
End of flash back.
So my dear readers, let that be a lesson to you, don't take any-ting valuable to the toilets, because more often than not it is flushed down the toilet.
Yami was crying.
Yes, for once he had been beaten.
At a game which he was sure that he could win.
And Marik and Bakura really weren't helping with the situation.
"Oh lighten up Yami. Lighten up? GET IT? HE CANT BECAUSE HE'S A YAMI!" said Marik doubling over in laughter.
Bakura joined in slapping high fives with Marik.
"Oh shut it you two" said Yugi irritated.
Both of them shut up.
"…..bully"
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Bon appetite! I hope you enjoyed reading this chappie! Don't worry, this is nearly over! So yeah! R&R!
No offence was meant through this story, if you were reading this, and you were a Pom, well look at it this way, I'm just an angry skip, coz for the first time in 18 years, you finally won, and in doing so, destroyed what little morale we had left!
So yeah, sorry!