HOLIDAYS HOLIDAYS! WE ALL LOVE HOLIDAYS!

Disclaimer: never have, never will, no siiir I will never own my sanity. And….no unfortunately I will never EVER own yu-gi-oh, so now that that is all hunky-dory, on with the fic!

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in the spring time the wind has a tendency to be most unkind. It rips up plants without mercy, making little places for the animals to……give birth……. To the little happy creatures, but this is no life skills lesson, so on with the stuff that really matters!

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the scientists around the table were a bit ….unnerved…. by Tea's proposition

but none of them really new how to tell her that what she proposed was absolute codswallop and it could not possibly be proven, one of the reasons being that teapots do not in fact have any ,……discharge……… except the ttea, but if you really thought of ttea as having discharge that would be enough to put one off ttea for life. And well the teapots would have no power then. Now you see what I am on about we will have to wait till later to see whether our young and ambition hero's figure it out.

"…….uhm, Tea, not meaning any disrespect- " begun one of the scientists.

"if you mean no disrespect call me: Miss Tea Gardner, now what were you saying?"

"…..ahem, well…..you see there is a slight problem with all of this…."

Tea turned sharply on her heel in those annoyingly big boots that come up past her knee's. the brown ones.

"and what, may I ask, is it?"

"…well you see, teapots are a man made thing….. not something that came with the world….."

tea looked at the scientist with a bore on her face.

"may I ask you something?" she asked sternly.

"…..go ahead…"

"in the rule of English, I comes before e except after c, correct?"

"…y-yes…"

"in which case would science be spelt wrong?"

well that most certainly shut up the scientists….

"……that has nothing to do with anything….."

"oh de contraire!" said Tea. "it means that you are wrong and I am right!"

"and how did you come to that conclusion?" asked one of the scientists jumping up in protest.

"I have another question." Tea said staring at the scientist.

"fine, ask me."

"how would you like to be, SUDDNELY UNEMPLOYED?"

the scientist stared at her. Nay, not just one, but all of them, looked at Tea,

"VIVA LE WEEKEND!" shouted all the scientists and left the room screaming for joy.

"……well that went better than expected" said Tea sitting down.

"what do you mean miss?" asked the tea lady (ha, you know who you are!)

"well that got rid of all the idiots!" said Tea throwing up her hands.

"….that got rid of all of them miss…." Said the tea lady.

"nay, there is still you and me! Together we shall triumph!"

at that point the tea lady sheeted herself.

"…..no p-point my lady! I am nought but the tea lady!"

and with that she left.

"……..damn"

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serenity was sweating, what had she undone? What, what was this thing that she want meant to undo but did?

The hatch which she had undone was opening, slowly….. and what was outside scared the living day lights out of her.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"oh come now, I don't look that bad do i?" asked Seto.

"OMG! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP TALKING TO ME!"

"…..oh hey serenity, its you, so how have ya been?"

and with that serenity passed out.

"…..wow, not too good hey?"

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okay this is a REALLY short one! I am sorry, but hey, I intend to drag it out! No I don't, actually I am gonna be kicked off soon, but expect and update pronto!

ANSWERS TO REVIEWS:

Umichi: i aint no where good enough to make up stuff like that, sorry mate, i heard it from some-where, just like: constiparted people dont give a crap.
oh i love that saying!

shiekgoddess: i reviewed your story! i am sorry to hear about Tamara...

mika of the shadows: holidays at long last!

ALL OF YOU I AM UDATING LIKE, EVERYDAY! if you have any questions, please, do ask, and i shall... oh bum that formality, just ask away!

OH and R&R