Black Knight (Part 3)

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I was running like hell, leaving Nicole behind! Shit, why did I leave that hot chick behind in the first place? I spun around and sprinted like crazy back to the house. Oh! Before I reach the front door of the house, I'd like to introduce myself. I am Leo Lead (Yeah I know, me and my strange name.) And I am a professor in a mercenary training school named Balamb garden, teaching SeeDs is my living. Of course, I'm 32! What kind of stupid question is that? What? Do you want to know everyone? Hell no, I think you only need to know just me, only me, Leo. But let's get back to the story, shall we?

Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, I had to save Nicole Heartilly from the viciously cruel looking Eric Lionhart now. Eric must be loco or something because he is attacking the girl he has a deep crush on! I took out my one-handed gunblade (Yeah, compared to Zack's, which he wields two-handed, complicated? I know,) and I slowly walked in… I could feel my legs shivering and I didn't know when I'd actually wet myself! This was a scary situation, you bet. But then I heard some clashing of metal. Nicole and Eric! Oh my gosh! I ran into the living room, but only found the front door wide open! I was confused, were they fighting outside? I jumped out of the front door and did my Chinese scream! "Whoa!" I was shocked to see Nicole and Eric fighting in the front lawn. I stopped my screaming, and set my sight towards Eric. "Eric, you're mine!" I yelled in a squeaky voice. Oh I wish sometimes I could actually shut up since now, Eric noticed me and came rushing at me like the wind. He must have elbowed me or kicked me because I fell with the wind knocked out of me. I coughed (well who wouldn't?) and quickly got up. I countered with my own slash, which barely hit him. "Leo, I told you to leave this to me!" cried Nicole. But I couldn't let her hot body get pulverized by this maniac! Both of them were my students, and they were my top five in the class. This time, however, it seems like I'm the scrawny student. Eric violently lashes out at me with a lot of combos that made me dance in order to dodge all of them. "Whoa, hey, watch it will you Eric?" I teased him, "You'll kill someone with that!" "I don't care," he muttered loudly. "Well, ok Mr. Hotshot, but I'm warning you!" I used Meltdown on him. He turned pink, and that was a sign that his defense was down. I smiled at that sign. Nicole took that opportunity to attack Eric in the back. "Urgh!" Eric cried when Nicole hit him in the back real hard. I welcomed him with another slash (from me of course.) He staggered back and held his right arm, which must be the place I hit. Then I spun my gunblade around in my hand and used fire on Eric. It burned him and that gave me a chance to use Hell's Cross (my move that I taught myself.) I jumped in the air and fired a cross down at Eric. It must of done a lot laugh since he fell to his knees. This was it, "Eric, you must stop this!" begged Nicole. "Nicole, I know you care, but Eric's possessed." I responded to her. Now wasn't the time to be getting weak. However, before I could finish it with Flare, but Nicole got in the way. "Nicole, get out of my way!" I yelled at her. She was hot, but now wasn't the time to use your body as a shield. "But Leo, he will be better." I shook my head and with that, Eric jumped on his motorcycle and drove off. "Shit…" I was pissed off and slammed my fist to the ground (Ouch!)

We (as in Nicole, Tiny, Asuka, and me,) did not hear from Eric or Zack the next day. Nicole looked worried; Tiny was watching football (well, maybe because he looks like one,) Asuka was cleaning the dishes for us, and me? Well, I was in my room on the Internet looking at some…um-interesting things. "Leo!" someone called my name. Suddenly I had a flashback about my wife, Sepia dying… "NO!" I screamed. Nicole peeked in, "Leo, are you ok?" Huh? "No, I'm just…freaking out." I murmured. Oh Sepia, if I was only faster. I could just picture her face before he killed her. I began to cry (oh man, in front of Nicole?) Damn you Helio… But now he was dead from the hands of the Garden's top student, Zack. But somehow, I still had the guilt that I couldn't do anything. It was our first anniversary, we were gonna have a baby girl… But both of them died. "Leo, please, tell me what's in your mind?" Nicole spoke gently. Oh Nicole, you're only 23, and you are so young, good-looking, intelligent, and athletic but you have never experienced death of a loved one, especially the one you were meant to be with. However, then again, she lost Zack back there… "Nicole, I guess you'll need to know this…" and with that, I told her about my past…

I was born in September 14, 1979 in Annapolis, Maryland. It's ok, I betcha didn't know this. Anyways, I had a good childhood; I was an honors student throughout middle and high school. And in college, I owned everything! You could probably say that I was a great student. Ha, well that's where you're wrong. You see, I met my best friend, Moe Cleanen, who's 36 now, back in 10th grade, and we were very mischievous. Moe and I usually played pranks on the neighbors and teachers! We were the best; I'd have to admit. But we always get into trouble. Trust me, you don't want to play a trick on Zack, he'd skin you in seconds (I've been there!) After college, I went into the Garden as a SeeD student. However, I was probably the best fighter in the class of 1999. Therefore, in 2002, I became the teacher in fighting class. I have taught everyone here, from Zack to Nicole. Everyone loves my class because maybe I'm the easiest and friendliest teacher out there. I'm also lazy (Why do I admit everything to you people?) I was married to Sepia Hopkins in 1998. However, it didn't last long (as you all may have known,) all because of Helio, who must have found out about me. And ever since, I vowed to avenge her death, but that has been done. Now, I was hoping to move on (hey, I'm the most popular bachelor on Earth now) and let's just say that I had a lot of fun. However, Sepia's death will always be in my head.

Enough about me, Nicole looked worried. "I just can't understand why Zack would do it for me?" she wondered out loud. I spoke as gently as I could, "Nicole, he promised to be your knight, and you are the most powerful character in this generation right now." She looked at me with tears in her eyes, "What about Eric?" Eric? Oh him… "Well, he will find us again, and hopefully, we all can bring him back to us." I tried to cheer her up, and it probably did the trick! "Oh Leo, I'm glad you understand." she was bawling and hugged me. Oh my! That felt good. After that, when she left. I shut off my computer and thought about my new life. I sighed and walked outside to my newly shined Honda S2000. It was time for me to take a drive…

About ten or so minutes later, I was going over a bridge until I saw something familiar. Eric's bike! I went into a halt and got out quickly. "Eric!" I called out to him. "Over here…" his voice came from underneath the bridge. Huh? Why is he there? I slowly waddled down the steep slope and went underneath the bridge to its platform. WHOA! There was Eric, holding a young, beautiful girl with his sword next to her throat. "Eric, if this is a joke, you're crazy." I snickered. "Oh am I?" he retorted. He held her tighter. "Whoa, hey, why is she in this mess?" I tried negotiating with him.

"What do you think Einstein?"

"Well, you're being a chicken using a 15 or so year old girl as a body armor."

"Shut up."

"What?"

"Shut your kiss ass mouth!"

"Hey, watch your language, we got a young lady here."

He laughed, "I bet you don't even know who she is?"

"Yeah well, I don't, but let her go!"

He shook his head, "No Leo, she is my key to destroy you."

"Destroy moi?" I was flabbergasted.

He nodded, "Yeah."

"Oh how so?"

"She's your new daughter…"

"WHAT!" I nearly cursed, "How, she died a long time ago!"

"I said new…"

"…New?"

"Yeah."

I was confused, but he had a hostage, and she came first. I upholstered my gunblade and looked into his fiery brown eyes, and then looked at the frighten hazel eyes of the girl's. She's my new daughter? Don't I have to do paper work first? I grinded my teeth together and could only think of one thing against Eric. He wasn't the greatest mage I know… I summoned my hand forward and let out a bolt of lightning against Eric. "…" He let go of the girl and she came running towards me. We hugged at first, but Eric came for her in rage. "Run!" I told her quickly. She nodded and ran off. "Will you be ok?" she looked back before she went into my car. I nodded and grinned… She was really pretty and kinda reminded me of my wife, Sepia. I sighed and blocked Eric's attack with ease. "How dare you use a hostage?" I questioned his actions. "Do I care?" he coldly retorted. That sent chills down my spine! He jumped back and ran at me again, but this time I sidestepped and sideswiped Eric across the head. He did a back-flip and fell face first. Ouch! I laughed, "You're so predictable." So I stuck my tongue at him, and then I could see steam flowing out of his head. Whoa! Freaky… I got ready again, and then, Eric launched his magic, Firaga. I was burning! "Ow, hot," I yelled in pain, "hot!" That was really hot! My rear end must have been on fire or something, since I smelled smoke. Oh no! I jumped up and ran around! I even did stop, drop, and roll! That was smoking. I got up angry. I summoned my hand forward and used Ultima! My most powerful magic blew up in Eric's face, and he went flying back. I smiled in approval. But Eric recovered quickly and disappeared after the smoke. He just disappeared! In thin air? How? I shook my head in disbelief and walked back to my S2000.

In the car ride, the girl sat along with me. "So where you from?" I asked. She thought about it for a bit, "I don't remember!" What? How could you not know where you are from? "Um, ok…" I must have made a face or something since she giggled. "What!" I questioned. She laughed, "You remind me of someone very dear to me." Huh? "Who?" I kept my eyes on the road. "My father, I think." WHAT? I skidded to a halt on the side of the road. "Look, I'm not your dad, and I saved you back there from a friend of mine!" I exclaimed.

"A friend?"

"Yeah, but now he's possessed by someone you don't want to meet."

She quietly spoke, "I was scared."

"Well no duh you were, who wouldn't with a long sword against them?"

"You?"

"Me?"

"Yes you!"

"Um…no…"

"You'd be scared too?"

"Even heroes have a right to cry right?"

"Oh?"

"Yes, I'm human so get use to it."

She laughed, "You're funny."

"Uh, thanks." I smiled a bit.

"I really like you." she randomly came up, "and you are kinda like my dad, if I had one."

"Had?" I was confused.

"Yes, I was orphaned when I was 6." She began to cry.

"Oh, that sucks a lot."

But she kept crying. A family less girl who was nearly killed by an enraged Eric! "It's ok," I softly spoke to her and hugged her. She cried in my arms… She brought me the times I spent with Sepia… I was serene and happy again, finding someone who was like Sepia thirteen years ago. "Oh, I forgot to introduce myself." I suddenly jerked away. "Oh?" She looked at me with her really pretty hazel eyes (It kinda made me melt!) "I am Leo Lead, but you can call me Leo," I grinned a big one. "Well, thank you Leo for rescuing me." She also smiled, "My name is Emma, but that's all I know." She began to have her eyes water, and I tried to cheer her up. I made jokes (mostly blonde jokes) and faces. She laughed and I sighed in relief, not having a crybaby in my car, or else I would be soaked! We laughed our way home, and I gotta admit, Emma has a good sense of humor!

When I got home, Nicole and Tiny got up from the couch and looked at me, waiting for some new news. "Hey guys," I came in cheerfully. "Ok Leo, stop acting, spill it." Urged Tiny.

"Ok, well I met Eric."

"What happened?" Nicole suddenly became tense.

"Well, we got into a small fight."

"Oh really?" Tiny looked at me sarcastically.

"Yeah, and I nearly beat his rear end out of here."

"And?"

"Well, he escaped…"

"Oh." Nicole drooped down.

"At least I got great news!"

"Geico?" pronounced Tiny stupidly.

"No you idiot!"

"Then what?"

"I saved someone's life!"

"Wow, we all have."

"No I mean someone…special…"

They both looked at me bewildered. "Who?" they both said simultaneously. I nearly laughed, but kept my stern face (with a few close calls.) "This is who." I stepped aside and let Emma walk into our huge mansion or castle, whatever you call it. Huh? You wanna know what is so special? Well I'll tell you, Emma is my daughter! Don't believe me? Ask her! She'll tell you! God, now can we get back? Okay…

Anyways, yeah, Emma walked into our huge house, and both Nicole and Tiny were astonished by her presence. "What?" she asked them confused also. Tiny looked her over, and Nicole was speechless. She looked so much like me and Nicole combined! Emma giggled at the faces they made. I also nearly let out my burst of laughter, but I knew better. Tiny had a legendary short temper like Eric's, but he was more like the muscular eighteen-wheeler ramming into you. I brushed my long hair and looked at the three people in the living room. "Emma, let me show you to your room." I finally spoke out after the two-minute introduction. Huh? What do you mean where is she gonna stay? Well my room of course! Anyways, as I got into my room, she ran and jumped into my bed! "Hey!" I yelled! "What?" she looked at me with puppy eyes. Oh! "Nothing…" I muttered to myself. I got my sleeping bag ready after a few minutes, but Emma refused to sleep in the bag! "Oh come on," I begged, "I sleep in that soft bed!" "Oh?" she exclaimed, "But can't I just sleep here for while?" I drooped my head in defeat and sighed, "Yeah, sure…" HOW COULD SHE WIN? She was so much like me, in a way! Oh my God! Could she really be? "Do you remember anyone in your family?" I asked abruptly. "Um, I only remember four people, but I don't remember, sorry," she spoke softly. Oh, this sucks; I can't find this girl's real family! I let out another sigh and walked out of the room. She does kinda remind me of Sepia somehow…. I am not sure though.

The next day, at the Garden, I was teaching my students how to handle a staff (yes, a long wooden stick,) and practiced. Eric wasn't there as I thought, since well, he's possessed! Everyone was whacking my dummies I set up. WHACK! That was Mike Harris, Eric's best friend in the Garden. WHAM! Well, there's Rachel Bernier, Carl's little sister. FWAP! Hey! Nicole nearly killed me by whacking me by accident. "Oops," Nicole exclaimed, "Sorry Leo." I moaned, "Oh…my head." I couldn't see much, except a blue figure kneel down next to me. "Leo, are you ok?" Nicole spoke. "What?" My eyes crossed and my head throbbed in pain. How could a hot chick like her whack so hard? By accident? I nearly laughed at that thought, but my jaw couldn't open. "Mike, help Leo up!" someone called to him. I was then lifted and I felt a tingling sensation! Oh my! I could finally see again, seeing Nicole of course. "Huh?" I was bewildered. "I just cured you," she smiled. Oh, the restore magic, Cure. Just then, I remembered something! You know when suddenly a random thought comes into your head? Yeah, like that. Anyways, I remembered about Zack Lionheart. He was still missing! "Oh my gosh," I gasped for no apparent reason. "What?" Nicole looked confused (of course.) "Something just came to me," I spoke with wonder. "Huh?" Nicole was still confused (again?)

"Yes!"

"Leo, what is it?"

"Oh man I can't believe it!"

"Leo, come on, tell me?"

"Holy crap!"

"LEO, WHAT IS IT!" by now Nicole was yelling and shaking me, but I was dazed by the image in my head. Zack is alive? How am I getting this image? Do I have ESP? Holy crap, if I do, then I could get all the girls I want! Oh just kidding, but Zack is alive. "ZACK IS ALIVE!" I exclaimed with joy, jumping too. "What?" she shouted at me, still thinking that I was hallucinating. "Zack, he is alive," I pondered aloud, "he is still out there…." "How?" Nicole questioned. "I don't know…" And with that, I felt a sudden pull, and ran for my life to my car, with Nicole following.

We sped off (leaving a lot burning rubber smoke,) and headed for my vision's place, Rush River. As soon as I got to the river bridge, Nicole and I jumped out (leaving my beautiful car going without us. Shoot! I forgot the brakes!) Nicole ran down to the river and there was Zack, all soaked (well, no duh.) Whoa! No blood? How? I ran down, but tumbled down the hill instead (OUCH!) As soon as I got up, I saw Nicole trying to help Zack, who was in there hanging on to a rock in the rushing river. "Zack!" Nicole called out to him. Shit, he's stuck! Plus, he was losing his grip due to his leather gloves (damn them gloves.) In agony, Nicole changed costume in front of me (WOW!) She was now in Trainer costume. Angelo, her big dog, was here! Yes! She summoned Angelo to swim and get Zack out of the heavy currents. I could only watch in horror (and because I didn't want to mess up my beautiful hair.) Angelo got a hold of Zack's jacket and swam back to shore. I helped Zack get back on land too (not just Angelo.) Zack coughed, "How the hell did you know where I am…?" I chuckled, "I don't know, just a little bird told." He didn't look impressed at my little joke. I shrugged and got my car back. Finally, after two minutes of chasing my orange-red Honda S2000 down the road (with people watching me!) and brought it back to the place I left Nicole and Zack. "Hey, Nicole and Zack!" I called out to them with my window down, "Let's go home shall we?" They nodded and go in. However, when I tried to use the power window to roll up the window, I forgot about my head. (Yikes!) The power windows kept slamming my head. "Ow!" I yelled in pain, "Ouch!" My head was banging on the top of the car. Nicole giggled and Zack just looked at me with disgust. Well, sorry Zack, but the S2000 comes standard with power windows. After five minutes of banging and bashing, the windows went back down, and I pulled my head back in. I gripped the steering wheel when they got in, and I rocketed off to our home once again. (Woo Hoo!)

As soon as we got home, I left my car in my gigantic (and I mean GIGANTIC!), and got into the huge mansion. "Hey!" I yelled to the top of my lungs, "Zack is back!" Hey, that rhythms! "What?" Tiny got up quickly.

"Yeah, you heard me, he's back."

"Oh really?" he looked skeptical.

"Yes really!"

"Yeah, you are such a good liar."

"Whatever…" spoke someone behind me.

"ZACK?" Tiny was shocked.

"Yeah, so…?"

They both looked at each other for a few seconds, and then Asuka came running upstairs. She must have said something in Japanese since Zack only nodded and looked up at my new daughter. "Hi…" he muttered. "Oh?" Emma kinda looked a bit scared of Zack, "hi?" Zack chuckled at her nervousness and walked into the kitchen to get a snack. "How the hell did he survive that damn hit?" exclaimed Tiny. I shrugged. Zack lived though many things. It kinda makes me think that he is immortal or something extraordinary! Wow, I envy that a lot. Zack came back into the living room with some Sprite, which I detest a lot (no caffeine!) "Emma, introduce yourself to Zack!" I urged. She looked at Zack who was glaring with his icy cold eyes. Well, I would be scared too! "Hello…" she whispered. Zack smirked, "Well, hi…the name's Zack." Emma smiled (well since Zack was being nice!), and walked back into my room. "So, Leo," Zack looked at me, "How are we gonna get that maniac?" I thought about it for a second. No that wouldn't work… Nope, not that one either. "Well, we can always do the lure and kill move." I suggested. "No…" Zack spoke coldly, "I'll challenge him…" WHAT! I looked at Zack as if he was some lunatic! "Are you crazy man?" I questioned that motive, "He'll clobber you!" Zack only chuckled at my warning. "We'll see about that…" and then he rushed off to his awesome red Dodge Viper RT-10! And somehow, I still envy that too.

Zack left behind Nicole, Tiny, and me. We looked at each other. "What the F do we do now?" asked Tiny in a pissed off mood. "I have no clue." spoke Nicole. I was freaking out. Eric wouldn't survive Zack's attacks since Zack is like a killing machine! So I thought about it for about…7 seconds, then decided that I should go along (Hey, it's not my fault I'm worried.) I ran back to my garage (which is full of car junk,) and hopped into my Honda Civic (coupe.) Nicole came into my garage can tried to say something, but all I heard was "…Leo…join…Zack…?" What? I rolled down my window and yelled back, "WHAT?" She came closer. Oh my. I couldn't help but stare at her…um…chest. "Leo, can I join you and Zack in this fight?" she asked nicely (I nearly melted hearing her voice and couldn't help stare at her.) "Leo?" she repeated. Oh! I must have dazed off (not really.) "Yeah, sure Nicole." I smiled with my shiny white teeth showing. "Ok, thanks." and then she got into the passenger side. Tiny came running out, (man, it was like watching a huge TV running at your newly shined car!) "Leo, take care of Sis," he yelled over the engine (even though I never put it into first gear yet!) "And if I find her hurt, you're gonna have to say hello to my Fing fists." I gulped, "Uh, ok Tiny, no problem." Then I peeled out of the garage (with the garage door open of course,) and headed after Zack.

We got to Cicno Beach, but found Zack's Metallic Black Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX parked (with a lot of tire marks,) and I stopped my car within five feet from his car (I still need to work on my brakes.) Nicole and I jumped out and ran to the beach. We found Eric and Zack duking it out in a major duel! Metal clashed and sparks flew. Eric (with his scary dark face,) was hit severely before, I could tell! Zack, however, was only cut up a bit. Nicole rushed down to try to help out Zack. "Nicole!" I screamed, "Don't!" It was a duel, not a two against one attack. She didn't listen to me (the usual,) so I just shrugged and ran down the beach. I pulled out my gunblade, and got next to Nicole, (who was in her sexy black skimpy clothes, which I love to see.) She also pulled out her weapon, which was the legendary sword (Soul Caliber, and I'm not kidding!) Eric looked at all of us in defeat, yet he still had the spirit to keep going (like fight to the death, which is kinda stupid!) Damn… "You better give up," I ordered Eric (and it was probably a smart thing to do!) Eric only smirked and responded with only a spit to the sand. My temper flared (literally!) I guess Zack and Nicole could see a vein pop on my forehead, but I didn't care! He threatened too many people including Emma! My fury was more than I could handle! I started at him, but he quickly rushed by me. A burst of immense pain shot through my right side. I held my right side, and saw blood! Red, crimson blood! I staggered a bit. "Leo, are you all right?" Nicole asked with concern. "I'll be fine (not,) but just take care of Eric!" I looked back at the duel with Eric, Zack and Nicole. Blades went flying around and there were a lot of contact between metals. However, for me, my precious gunblade fell to the ground. Whatever Eric did, this pain was too much for me! I fell to my knees and whimpered (shameful, I know.) It was like poison through my veins. Suddenly, a gigantic snow-white beam came out of nowhere and blasted into the heavens above! What the? I could hear Eric scream in agony and as soon as the beam died down, Eric fell back on the beach. Damn, I got none of the action. "What the hell happened?" That white beam bewildered me. "It was Nicole…" Zack muttered with her in his arms. Whoa! That was her? How? I staggered over to Eric who looked normal now (no possessed features.) Nicole, she looked so hot when she is asleep! Zack used Curaga (one of the most powerful restore magic,) on both Nicole and Eric. Eric groaned and Nicole whimpered (with their eyes still closed.) "Aww," I purred, "Isn't this nice?" "Shut up Leo…" Zack murmured. Oh ok, whatever Mr. Knight.

All four of us came home around 8 pm with Tiny waiting in the front door. "Hey dudes!" he called out to us (even though we are only 6 meters away!) "What's up?" I asked the usual conversation. Eric groaned as he go out of my car, and Nicole was asleep in Zack's sporty muscle car. "Not much," Tiny said as he walked past me to check on his little sister. I stumbled into the house and crawled up to my bed. It was a tiring day, and I had a migraine. I took some Tylenol (Extra Strength!) and fell fast asleep. snooze

"Leo, wake up!" called a voice from a distance. Huh? I got up quickly and found myself back at my old home in Maryland. Sepia? I saw her standing there, on my porch with the wind blowing her beautiful light brown hair east. There was a smell of pancakes and BACON! "Oh, Sepia, where have you been all my life?" I rushed to her and gave her my biggest bear hug. She and I laughed and walked into the house. I must be dreaming! I loved it so much! But instead, my world just fell apart as soon as I walked into the kitchen. What the hell is going on? I turned to Sepia, only to find her missing and Sephiroth took her place! Sephiroth? "What did you do to my wife!" I screamed in agony. He only snickered and took out his blood stained sword. NO! Please, not again! I cried "NNNNOOOOO!"

But then again, I found myself in a land full of chocolate! Oh my gosh, Chocolate? I really must be dreaming! I went around and shoved the chocolate into my mouth (I must of looked like a chipmunk!) I walked around and ran into opened a door to the fluffiest chocolate cake I have ever seen! WOW! I ran forward and grabbed the soft, squishy cake (since there were no spoons or forks!) However, then I heard a scream! "AHHH, LEO!" What? I finally opened my eyes (for real.) I pulled my hands back, and when my vision finally came back to normal, I saw Nicole covering herself in her blanket. What the heck just happened? "LEO!" she screamed at me, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" Huh, do what?" I looked around in confusion as Zack, Eric, and Tiny ran into Nicole's Room. "What the hell happened?" questioned Eric. "It's Leo," Nicole pointed.

"Me?"

"Yes you!"

"What did I do?"

"YOU!"

"WHAT?"

"YOU!"

"WHAT?"

Nicole and I kept going on until Tiny finally yelled, "SHUT THE F UP, we need to find out what happened." Both of us quieted down, but kept glaring at each other. "Leo, Nicole, do you two know what time it is?" Both of us looked at Nicole's light blue alarm clock. 1:27 a.m. Whoa! We were awake early! "Leo grabbed me!" blurted Nicole. What? What did I grab? Oh… Oh no… Hell no… DAMN! "Sorry Nicole, I was sleep walking." I confessed. "It's ok Leo, but please don't do that again," Nicole warned me a trembling voice. "Let's just go back to bed…" muttered Zack as he headed back to his room. Yeah, let's…

"Leo, please wake up!" I was being shaken? I peeped open one eye. Emma? I slowly opened both of my eyes, but the pillow was blocking my other eye! I usually sleep with a pillow on my face you know? "Leo?" Drats! She could tell I was wake! "Yeah, I'm awake now, thanks to you," I groaned and slowly go up, but she was on top of me! (Luckily she was light or else I would be crushed!) "Well, I woke up kinda early since I heard some screaming, but decided to go back to sleep," she smiled and jumped off of me. Oh! My BACK! I need some breakfast too. I went downstairs and made my own breakfast since Nicole was asleep (she is usually the chef here!) The usual: Turkey Sandwich, Budweiser, and two pills of Tylenol. After I finished off the sandwich like a savage beast, I gulped down the two pills and drank my beer. Ah… That felt good for my stomach! Someone walked by and I noticed that they seem to be wearing nothing! "Hey, you're naked!" I burped. I couldn't tell who it was, but whoever they were, they rushed at me with a stick. Or what I thought. Before I knew what was going on, I was on the ground with the stick at my neck! Zack? "You better shut up," he threatened, "Cause you made some of us wake up too early…" Oh! "Oh, ok, sorry Zack." He could tell I was drunk though, and shoved me back to my seat. "uh…" I moaned and groaned. I guess I had a big headache.

After 7 minutes trying to find my classroom in the Garden, I got in with every one of my students sitting there waiting for me. "Hello class," I hiccupped, "I'm just lazy now, so no homework (the usual) and no pop quiz, which I was about to give you all…" I laid back in my comfy chair and took out two more cans of beer. I needed something to take care of this headache… What? You want me to give a biography of everyone? Ok, but you're gonna have to hear it from the person themselves, Sucker! Ha, anyways, I better get back to class and stop this mayhem before someone pours gel all over the floor or worse, MY HAIR! (Just like last year!) Leo

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