By some miracle, the girls managed to finish getting ready and were out of the Common Room before the boys. As they headed down to the Great Hall, passing students noticed how much they were giggling. "Okay, so we all know the plan?" asked Lily. Alice and Arabella were about to reply when a voice reached them. "Wait up! I'm still in on it, right?" Tina came flying down the hall at lightning speed. And well, going at lightning speed she was unable to stop in time to avoid crashing into her friends.

The passing early birds of Hogwarts ignored the giggling quartet as best as they could by walking around the mass of limbs. "Yeah," groaned Arabella. "You're still in on it. Now would you get off of me?"

They stood up and straightened themselves out while Lily went over the finer details of the plan with Tina. "You know, I didn't think you three could come up with anything that good. That's a plan worthy of Slytherin."

"Thanks, but I'm not so sure I want to be an honorary member of Slytherin," said Alice.

Tina looked at her, shrugged and said "Suit yourself. I just want to do the next prank."

"What makes you think there'd be anymore pranks?" asked Alice.

"We are pranking the Marauders. The Kings of Pranks! Do you really think we're going to get away with this? They're boys! They will want revenge. They're going to try and prove that they're the more dominant sex." Tina gestured wildly with her hands, surprised that the others hadn't thought up anything other than the plan they were about to carry out.

"In any case," cut in Lily. "They're about to become a part of the smarter sex." The girls continued down to the Great Hall. As they were passing through the doors, all four muttered a charm under their breaths.

Tina sat with her friends at the Gryffindor table, ignoring the usual catcalls and hisses from her own table.

"You'd think they would've gotten lives by now," muttered Lily as she pulled a bowl of porridge towards her.

"Yeah, or at least someone to snog and occupy their time," whispered Alice, digging in to a bowl of cereal.

"Don't you mean girls to snog?" asked Arabella as she put syrup on her short stack of pancakes.

"Yeah, they're guys, but we don't know which way they swing, do we?" asked Tina reasonably. She and Alice high-fived over Arabella's head as Lily and Arabella snorted into their food.

Not long after that, the Gardiners came in and sat with the girls. Tina smiled at Robert to give him a little extra encouragement: he looked unsure of himself as he saw his housemates at the Slytherin table. He gave her a slight grin and returned to his breakfast.

"How's the prank on the boys going?" asked Michelle excitedly pouring herself some orange juice.

"You'll see in a couple of minutes," grinned Lily.

"What's taking the boys so long?" muttered Alice.

"The prank has already taken effect," said Tina.

"It must've. The boys never take this long to come down," said Lily.

"Yeah, they're always harping on to us about how we take forever…" Arabella trailed off and the girls grinned at each other.

Suddenly, the doors to the Great Hall opened and the Marauders trailed in, single-file. First came Peter, who looked unaware of well, anything. Then Remus (A/N: Sorry, I had to do it to Remus too.) who was scanning the table for empty seats. James followed him, scanning the table for Lily. Sirius entered last: he was trying to chat up a Huffelpuff fourth year.

Suddenly, the Huffelpuff let out a shriek and ran to her table. Her scream attracted the attention of everyone in the Great Hall and they all looked to the entrance.

For a moment, everyone was silent. Then, five girls at the Gryffindor table burst out laughing. The Slytherins started next: their laughter was barely heard amongst the catcalls and jeers. Then the rest of the students erupted. The staff did their best not to laugh and looked to their Headmaster. Dumbledore, eyes twinkling merrily, let out a chuckle and everyone else let loose.

Peter became aware that everyone in the Hall was laughing at him and squeaked in fright then tried to cower behind his friends.

Remus spotted the four girls and saw that they were laughing the hardest of all. He swallowed hard. If the girls were responsible, he knew that what happened to the four of them was bad. He looked back at James and Sirius and saw two girls standing behind him with blank expressions. 'That's them,' he thought, turning around. 'Wait!' he thought, whipping back around. 'If they're girls, then I…' Remus reached up to touch his hair. He followed the length and his eyes widened when his hand stopped in the middle of his back. He closed his eyes and took a deep steadying breath to calm himself. He knew not to take Lily and her friends lightly! He stood there, silently deliberating about what to do. He was hungry, and some little prank wasn't going to stop him from eating breakfast! Even though that little prank had turned him into a girl.

"Remus is coming this way!" Alice alerted the girls. They all returned to their breakfasts with renewed vigor. He sat down as Peter scurried out of the Hall.

Remus pulled a bowl of porridge towards him and began to eat in silence. James and Sirius followed the suit. The five girls stared across the table at them as the laughter in the Hall died down some.

"So," said Tina with a grin. "You new here?"

That set everyone within hearing distance into gales of laughter again. Their laughter triggered the laughter of everyone else in the Hall. A slight blush crept up the guys' cheeks, making them look very pretty indeed.

"Because, you know, I know three guys that would go completely ga-ga over you three." Lily offered.

"Particularly one she's quite keen to get off her back." Arabella stage whispered.

Suddenly, Michelle piped up with a suggestion that made five guys at the Gryffindor table look sick.

"I could set you up with my brothers. You wouldn't mind robbing the cradle, would you?"

"You little-!" Sirius said indignantly, voice sounding a bit weird when combined with the feminine body.

"Ooh, you're feisty! Daniel would love you!"

James laughed loudly, banging his fist on the table.

"And a girl with a good sense of humor! Robert would adore you!" Michelle, Lily, Tina, Arabella, and Alice nearly fell off of the benches as the four boys struggled to form words and not hurl at the same time.

The rest of breakfast passed fairly quickly, but the oddest part was when they were nearing the end of breakfast and Andromeda walked over to the Gryffindor table. Lily had subconsciously officially decided that she liked her.

"Evans," Andromeda acknowledged a slight smile on her face.

Lily nodded to show that she had her attention.

Andromeda opened her mouth slightly to continue, but a sullen voice rang out across the Hall. "Black!" Malfoy shouted. Andromeda turned her head, took in the image of Lucius calling her and sighed heavily.

"Shall I meet you for lunch?" Lily offered politely.

Andromeda nodded and tugged on James' and Sirius' newly acquired hair extensions said "Girls," and walked out of the Hall.

"What the hell was that all about?" asked Arabella.

"No bloody clue," her twin answered.

Lucius walked past them muttering "Ladies, Traitor, Mudblood," loud enough for them to hear and followed Andromeda out of the Hall.

"Conceited pompous arsehole," Lily and Tina shot back in unison.

A/N: I know, I haven't updated in a while, but things are getting hectic. I had writers block so I came up with a Draco/Ginny one- shot called 'It's All In 3-D'. I'm posting it soon, maybe sometime next week. I know it's a pain in the ass, but please read and review. I really want to know what people think of my story (my friends and family won't tell me the truth).

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