Chapter 5: Surprise!

Later that day, Stewie and Chucky went through the house to search for Lois. Their plan was ready. Brian followed behind them, trying to talk them out of it.

"Come on, Stewie. Do you really want to kill Lois? I mean, you've been a nasty, lousy, spoiled brat, but she's been gentle and tries to put up with you anyway," he said.

"Shut up, dog. Nobody spoke to you," Chucky groaned.

"Hey! I'm not afraid of you! I ain't going to let some little doll tell me what to do!" shouted Brian. Chucky spun around with his brick, and held it up threateningly. Brian's eyes widened, and he ran off in fear.

"Smart move, Chuck," Stewie said.

"Yeah, I had to do it. The guy was a jackass, and he was dead weight anyway," Chucky said. The two of them walked quietly down the stairs. As arranged, Stewie's tricycle was in the middle of the living room. Lois was in the kitchen, and Stewie planned to ride around until Lois came in. Then he would run her over.

"Okay, let me get on my trikey, and you will hide behind the sofa with your brick. I'll run over Lois, and you know what to do after that," Stewie said, getting on his tricycle. Chucky ran off behind the sofa to wait for Lois.

Stewie rode on his tricycle all over the living room while waiting for Lois. Three hours passed, and she still hadn't come in. Stewie was getting impatient. He had to get her in somehow. "LOIS! GET IN HERE YOU FOUL WOMAN!" shouted Stewie.

"Coming, sweetie," Lois's gentle voice called from the kitchen. Stewie rode to the back corner of the room. He gave Chucky the thumbs up sign to let him know to get ready. Lois then entered the living room, and couldn't find Stewie. "Stewie, honey, where are you?" she called. Stewie rode quickly on his tricycle and ran over Lois. She fell on the ground. "AAGH!" she yelled as she fell over.

Stewie jumped off his tricycle and held down Lois. "I'm right here, Lois," Stewie snickered. "And I'd like for you to meet my new buddy, Chucky," he sneered. Chucky then showed his disgusting little face. He held his big, dirty brick in his hand.

"PETER! HELP!" Lois shouted. Stewie clamped Lois's nose and mouth shut. She wiggled around, trying to yell and breathe. Her face got paler and paler, and even started to turn blue.

"Now, little man!" Stewie instructed. "What are you waiting for?"

"I'm waiting for her to get really, really in pain," Chucky grinned.

"Ooh, you're good," smiled Stewie. After about ten more seconds of torture, Stewie initiated the first blow to Lois's head with the brick. Blood gushed out, and you could even see her skull. Chucky rammed the brick faster and harder into her head. More and more blood came out, and now most of the skull was damaged, and you could see Lois's brain. Now, Chucky was damaging her brain. He reached through the giant hole he'd created in her head and yanked her brain out. He smushed the crap out of it, really deforming it and tearing it apart.

"Uhh," Lois sighed, finally shutting her eyes. That was her last word. There was now a puddle of blood surrounding Lois.

"Great work, Chucky. Might I take a shot?" Stewie asked.

"Eh, why not?" he said. He handed Stewie the brick, and the Stewie continued to tear apart Lois from limb to limb. Then he went into the kitchen and grabbed a knife. Then, he flipped Lois over and stabbed her chest repeatedly. Then he rushed upstairs and got his gun. He shot Lois numerous times.

An hour had passed, and now Lois's body was really, really in horrid shape. "Not bad if I do say so myself," commented Chucky. "Let's bury this damn body before somebody sees." Stewie and Chucky then dragged the body through the kitchen, leaving a very noticeable trail of blood. Chucky stood by the door, and Stewie stood on top of him. He opened the door and then got off Chucky's head. The two boys went outside, making sure nobody saw. Then, they dumped the body in Quagmire's yard. "Now old Quag's gonna get the finger," said Stewie. "Good work, old bean!" They high-fived. "Now who's next?" he wondered.