Chapter 10: The War
The next morning, Peter entered the living room with Chris. Tumbleweeds bounced across the room, and the sound of a lonely wind was heard. "Goodness, it hasn't been this lonely in this house since the time I didn't bathe for a month," Peter said.
(Flashback: Three years ago; Kitchen. Peter walks into the kitchen without a shirt. "Hey, Lois, fix me breakfast. I'm hungry. Hello? Lois? Chris? Meg? Brian? Stewie?" Then, Stewie appears in the back door. "Take a bath, fat man!" he shouts. Then he shuts the door. End of flashback.)
"Wanna watch TV, Dad?" Peter asked.
"Huh. Why not?" Peter said. The two of them sat on the couch, and Peter turned on the television.
The news was on with Tom and Diane. "Will this endless chain of murders stop?" Diane said. "Last night, a couple was found dead in their house on Spooner Street, the same street where Quagmire was killed. We've also gotten word of several other mysterious deaths as well." The news flashed a picture of Cleveland and Loretta.
"Cleveland and Loretta! That's not possible! They've gotta still be alive!" Peter said, going to the phone. As he was, Chris felt a thick rope being slung over his neck. He then felt it being tightened. He looked back and gagged. There was Stewie, Chucky, and Brian. They tightened the rope, and Chris gagged more. In a minute, he was gone. "Shoot, there's no answer," Peter said, hanging up the phone. He turned around and saw that Chucky, Stewie, and Brian had killed Chris. Chucky was now cutting his throat open. "Hey! Chucky really is alive, and he really has been killing all these people!" Peter said.
"Duh," Chucky said. "I'm Chucky, and I kill everyone till they're dead."
"Not on my watch," Peter glared through his glasses. Chucky whistled, and the evil bedroom monkey that Chris had seen ran furiously down the stairs, and growled, showing his sharp, ferocious teeth. Peter gasped, "The monkey! Chris was right! There really was an evil monkey in his closet!"
"Now that I've got Stewie, Brian, and the monkey on my side, it's time for all of us to kill you," Chucky said. Then, they all pulled out long, sharp kitchen knives.
"Oh crap," Peter said. The guys ran toward Peter, but then acting quick, Peter ran to the TV and threw it in their path. That did no good, as they just ran around the TV. Peter ran to one side of the wall, but they continued to follow him. Peter ran into the kitchen and grabbed a mixer. He then waited for the right moment, and once everyone forced their knives toward Peter at once, he stuck the mixer in their path. Their knives jammed the mixer for a moment, and then the mixer shot them in the air, spinning round and round. "Ha ha!" Peter said, quickly taking one of the knives. "You killed my family, and now I'm gonna kill you! But you sure as hell won't kill me! I'm the last man alive, and you can't get me!"
But just as Peter said that, he felt someone jab a knife up his back. "Aaah!" he screamed in pain. Blood gushed down his back. Peter looked at the mixer, and realized that everyone had already escaped. Peter then fainted and passed away.
"Great knife work, Brian!" Stewie said. "Now let's get an iron and see what happens," he said. Brian went to the room where the family kept the iron. He then came down and plugged it in and ironed Peter's face. After a few irons, his face began to melt off his head, and the melted skin slid off in a big puddle on the kitchen floor. Everyone laughed hysterically. Then, everyone quit laughing and looked at Brian, who was still laughing. He quit laughing when he realized everyone was looking at him. He ran upstairs in fright when everyone got their knives and chased him.
Brian ran, trying to escape, and he figured that he could jump out the window at the end of the hall. When he got there, he was shocked when he learned that the window was locked and boarded up. Chucky, Stewie, and the monkey ganged up on him. The next thing Brian knew, nails had been pierced through his paws. He was hanging up on the wall. Blood dripped from his paws. "Oww," he cried in pain. Then, Chucky and Stewie threw knives at him, which doubled his pain and caused more blood to ooze out. The monkey fired a pistol at him, which eventually decapitated Brian. Then, Chucky and Stewie took the knives they threw and ripped his body open with them. They slashed apart body parts they saw inside and gave it all they got. Once Brian was fully beaten to death, the gang went downstairs for a meeting.