Chapter 12: D'oh!
Months later, in a city known only as Springfield, an average American family was preparing to watch a popular Fox program known as Family Guy. Just then, the announcer spoke up. "Attention viewers. We regret to inform you that Family Guy has been taken off the air permanently. This is because we have not filmed any new episodes, as the entire cast has mysteriously been killed. The killer is unknown to this date, but he is believed to be armed and dangerous. Now, stay tuned for Barney and Friends," the announcer said.
"D'oh!" shouted a large, tubby, fat, and bald man known as Homer Simpson. "I hate Barney. He's such a queer."
"Yeah, I know," a ten-year-old kid known as Bart said. "Somebody ought to shoot him."
"Bart," Marge said in her motherly voice, "that's not nice to say."
"Eat my shorts, Barney!" shouted Bart.
"Why you little!" Homer yelled, and then strangled Bart. Bart began choking and his eyes bulged out.
Marge, Lisa, and Maggie watched the two acting stupid, as usual. Just then, the doorbell rang. Homer was too busy strangling Bart, so he was unable to answer it. Marge went to answer it. "Hello," she said. However, nobody was at the door. There was just a package. Marge took it inside and opened it. There was something inside wrapped in paper wrapping. Marge opened it up and saw the unusual object. There was even a note resting on the object:
Looking for THE REAL DEAL? Well then buy this Chucky doll. He is THE REAL THING! Many other sellers claim to sell the real thing, but this is no scam. This really is THE REAL THING! It was the doll filmed in the movies. He WILL come alive if you piss it off, and it WILL kill you. This is NOT a joke. Scare your friends or family. Perfect for Halloween. is accepted. Sorry, no checks.
The end