Bus of LOOOOOVE!
Lupin and Snape grinned and began singing in off key and unharmonious tones.
"YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR THE BUS OF LOVE!
IT LOVES YOU AND ME!
YOU AND MEEEEE!"
Ginny looked at Malfoy again. "I'll distract them. save yourself."
He smirked. "Appealing as that may be, I'd rather like to see the end of this escapade. And why do they think you're Harry?"
Ginny sighed and explained the teacher's current states of inebriation. Draco grinned. "So they think I'm Luna?"
Ginny sighed again and nodded.
By this time the professors had finished thier song and were not so subtlely drifting the two together. (They had in fact picked up Ginny and were moving her closer while holding Draco.) Ginny sighed. This night could not get any worse. She looked at Malfoy. He still appeared a bit shellshocked that he was going to be forced to kiss a girl, or maybe just that Ginny wasn't snogging him already.
Finally, more to stop the two professors, who were singing off key again, this time 'Kiss the Girl', Ginny leaned in and planted her lips on her brother's enemy's lips. Draco was shocked for a moment but quickly recovered, deepening the kiss.
"YOU JUST GOT HIT BY THE BUS OF LOOOOVE!
YOU JUST GOT HIT BY THE BUS OF LOOOVE!"
Ginny broke the kiss, a blush creeping up her cheeks. She looked at the two professors, even as Snape toppled onto Lupin in a dead faint and Lupin kept singing. Ginny looked at Malfoy, who shrugged. The two left the room.
The next day, Ginny snickered as Professor Snape entered, looking beraggled. She caught Dumbledore's eye and they shared a secret smile. Ginny also caught Draco's eye and a moment later an owl landed at her place. She took off the two letters. One was from Professor Snape, instructing her to come to the dungeon's after dinner for the potions lessons she had requested last year. She smiled, amazing what guilt could do. The other was from Draco. There was no signature, but she knew.
"My Lord, What fools these Mortals be."
GInny put away the letter. This year was shaping up pretty nicely.