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A/N: I stayed home today b/c im sick so I decided to update. And as always thanks to all yall who reviewed! Oh ya, if I have a typo will you review and tell me what it is b/c I know when im reading I always hate to see a lot of typos and im sure some of yall are that same.

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Recap:

The first thing she saw was the common room. It was humungous. There was a desk on both sides of the room, a couch in the middle of the room, two chairs on either side of that, a table in front of the couch, and a fireplace facing the couch. To her left was a little stairway that led up to what Hermione thought must be the rooms. Hermione started to walk up the stairs so that she could check out her room. When she got to the top step she heard a screech and saw an owl heading straight towards her. She jumped back in surprise, but jumped back to far and the last thing she knew before her entire world went black was she was falling down the stairs…

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Chapter 3: The Room Mate from Hell

Hermione's eyes started to flutter open. But surprisingly enough not a bone in her body hurt. She decided to just lay there a second more to catch her breath because the fall had given her quite a fright, but someone else had other plans for her.

"Damnit Granger, get off me!"

She realized then that the reason why none of her banes hurt was because she has landed on someone. She felt bad for hurting someone so she quickly jumped up, but immediately regretted it because the person she saw on the ground deserved all the pain that was inflicted on him.

"It's about time! What do you think you were doing falling off the stairs like that you stupid mudblood?"

Malfoy

"It's not like it was my fault, you stupid bouncing ferret!" Hermione answered back starting to feel a major pain in her ass. "If there hadn't been an owl that suddenly came flying out of nowhere straight for me I wouldn't have jumped and fell down the stairs."

"And what did this owl look like?" Draco asked with a smirk starting to form on his lips.

"Well, the color of its feathers was blacker than Harry's hair."

Then out of nowhere Draco started rolling around on the floor in fits of laughter. Hermione was completely confused. She had no idea what part of what she just said was funny.

Seeing the confused look on Hermione's face Draco decided to tell her what he was laughing at. After he calmed down of course. "First of all Granger, that was my owl, Demon, and second of all her wasn't going towards you he was coming to me to hand me a letter while I was in the middle of sneaking up behind you to push you flat on your face."

Hermione was not very happy so she turned on her heel and started back up the steps making sure there were no more owls and muttering things under her breath that sounded a lot like "stupid albino ferrets".

When she got to the top landing she paused to take in her surroundings. There was a door to her left that had a snake on it, obviously Draco's, a door to her right that had a lion on it, hers, and another on her left farther up the hall with a bathtub on it. She concluded that that would most likely be the bathroom. She decided to ckeck that out first.

When she arrived at the door she turned the knob and stepped in. Everything was either silver or red. It looked breathtaking. She saw the bathtub and it was humungous. It was bigger than the one in the prefects' bathroom. She was deffinatly going to be using this later on tonight. She turned around to go to her room.

She turned the knob and stepped in. It was beautiful. Her walls were a crimson red, her bed and bed covers were gold, and all of the furniture like her bookcase and dresser were a dark wooden color. She noticed that all of her belongings were already placed where they were supposed to be in her room. Once she concluded that she had nothing to do she gathered all of her bathroom things and headed towards the bathroom to take a long, hot, bath.

She set all of her belongings on the counter and walked on the tub. She turned it on and made it where vanilla scented bubbled filled it. She stripped herself of her clothing and putting on foot at a time into the tub, she got in. Vanilla filled her nostrils and she was immediately relaxed. That is until she heard very loud pounding on the door. She decided to ignore it hopping that Draco (he was the only other person besides herself and Dumbledore who knew the password so it had to be him) would get the hint and go away.

But she expected a little too much from him because he just kept right on knocking.

Then he started to shout, "Hurry up Granger more important people need to clean themselves than you!"

Hermione's relaxed face contorted into a frown and she yelled back, "I was in here first, Malfoy, and you'll just have to wait your turn."

"Purebloods don't wait on Mudbloods! You get out of there right now and when I'm done you can resume whatever it is your doing in there!" Draco shot back.

"You're just going to have to wait Malfoy because I'm in no hurry." Hermione shouted.

"OK, since you're not going to do it the easy way then I'll just have to break down the door and physically remove you myself"

"You wouldn't dare!" Hermione said starting to get a little scared.

"Watch me!" Draco paused then the next thing Hermione heard was, "ALOHAMORA!"…