The Legend of Zelda: Uno Awakening
By CheeseFromJupiter
I'm PROUD to be different!
An: I got a flame! A flame! So this chapter is dedicated to Chaos Knight Malik, partially because he –seemingly- hates my story (Oh, CKM, you KNOW you love it:P) and his hatred kindles my fire of bizarreness!
You go, mate! W00t!
Reviews!
Chaos Knight Malik – Aw haha! Flamers are so cute! I never knew they could be!
But for Pete's sake, the title has UNO in it. The first sentence of the summary says, "Malon is shocked to find out Link is an Uno Virgin." Come on. Did you expect a serious fic?
Wait a minute? You hate Deku Scrubs! Noooo! Look at Lawrence's big amber eyes! His little bottle cap medals! He's awesome, and you know it!
Goodbye forever to you too!
The Magical Uno Cards of Wisdom say: Word up.
Uber Spoonz – That's terrible. I went to.. Um.. I'll get back to ya on that one.
Congrats on finishing Face your Demons, by the way!
The Magical Uno Cards of Courage say: Silly big brother, if you have a story, you NEED a review!
Kitty29 – No! It isn't like that! She means NOTHING to me! NOTHING!
The Magical Uno Cards of Power say: Oo
It's a bootiful day on Hyrule Field. Malon however, does not see it that way…
"I need to pee-eee!" Link wailed.
"Hold it in!" Malon said.
"No! I neeeeed to peeeee now!"
Oh dear.
"What the fu-"
Hey! This is a PG fic! No naughties, obscenities or swears!
"Does that mean I can't do the bathroom scene?"
Aw screw it.. This fics is as messed up as it can get…
"Wait a minute!" Malon yelled. "I remember you!"
"What?" Link asked.
"He's the.. the.."
"That's right, Little Malon!" A large cloud of smoke appeared, a small man with a mega phone standing in the centre of it. "I am THE NARRATOR!"
"Ah!" Link squealed, leaping into Malons arms.
"Goddesses help us!" Malon shrieked, dropping Link.
(Way up in the sky.)
"They're doing it again!" Din screamed angrily.
"Code red!" Farore yelled down a chrome corridor. "I repeat, CODE RED! This is not a drill!"
(Back again.)
"Weren't you in that other, low budget fic?"
We don't talk about that much.
"It got fourteen reviews." Malon pointed out.
Anyway.. Can we get back to the matter at hand?
"So where's the author if you're here?"