The Legend of Zelda: Uno Awakening
By CheeseFromJupiter
"No I don't have any change! Where would I keep it? In my DIAPER?
An: A quote at the beginning of a chapter? How very Deku!ish.
Reviews!
Hrainian –Yeah.. Most of my fics are strange, but if you haven't read Deku! then The Narrator will seem.. strange. :P You uploaded homework too? So I'm not alone!
Uber Spoonz – Don't get a life! Then how will you write and keep me amused?
Kitty29 – That's considered a cliffhanger? Just wait until you read the first chapter of De – Oops, I've said too much.
It's a --- Wait a minute.. This isn't Hyrule Field! Where are Link and Malon? Why are we in Gerudo Fortress? Ah, so many questions, so little time…
Meh, whatever. Lets look, and send our findings to a tabloid newspaper.
The room we are currently in is a large, square-type place made of yellow sandstone. Actually, maybe it's not. I don't know, my new glasses haven't arrived yet. Do you think fifty seven pounds was a fair price? Personally, I feel they were a little dear, but ---
"Get on with it!" Ganondorf yelled, looking up from a table.
Sod off. What're you doing?
"Are you the The Author?"
-Is pissed.-
"That's a no then?"
"Ganondorf?" Nabooru said, strolling in. "Who are you talking to?"
"No one. Just practising my lines."
"You don't have lines."
"Oh. Yeah. So what did you want, Sally?"
"We've been over this Ganny," Nabooru said sweetly. "I'm Nab-boo-ru."
"Sally."
"Nab-boo-ru."
"Sally."
This could go on for quite a while..
"AH!" Nabooru screamed. "A MAN! Guards!"
"Ah!" The guards screeched as they raised their spears. For all Gerudo women are androphobic.
So, once The Narrator had been subdued and thrown into prison, and the author had gotten round doing some actual authoring, we're ready to roll again.
"Anyway." Nabooru said happily, although nothing had happened. "Ganondorf, the girls and I have been talking, and we've decided that -- "
"You're going to open up the nudey bar that I wanted?" Ganondorf asked hopefully.
"Em… no. In fact, it's much more fun than that!"
"It it?"
"Yes!"
"YAY!" Ganondorf squealed. "What is it?"#
"You're going to get a job!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"That doesn't sound all that fun…"
An: Yay! Done. :P Tomorrows Fri –
Okay, I promise I won't start that again.t