I do not own Super smash bros. melee or Joe or Fear Factor or New York. But I own the names of the other Fear Factor staff people. DOH! slaps forehead

5:00 AM

Joe came to the meeting spot used yesterday at exactly 5:00 AM, but when he got there, he saw that all the 10 players were already there.

"Since when were you guys early birds?" he demanded.

"No, we're not early birds, we were just worried that we...might miss something," Mario said, yawning.

"Pika pikapika chu," said Pikachu, but nobody understood him so nobody bothered to listen to him.

"Hmph, you guys shouldn't ever come earlier than I do because it will embarass me in front of everybody on T.V!" said Joe angrily.

"Yeah, it's not like anybody knows it's 5 in the morning, it might as well be 12 right now because the sun is so frickin bright," said Link.

"Speaking of what time it is, we need to get to New York for your first stunt! Are you guys excited?" exclaimed Joe excitedly, gesturing toward a helicopter with the Fear Factor logo written on it that had suddenly appeared behind him.

"No," said everybody sleepily. Joe was clearly surprised because every single time before, people shouted YEAH and started getting nervous and jumpy. Everybody crawled into the helicopter like potato sacks and slept on the very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long ride to the Empire State Building in New York.

Of course, the audience saw none of this because Fear Factor doesn't like its viewers getting bored by watching the very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very verylong ride to New York. After Joe gestured toward the helicopter, the camera super fast-fowarded the 10 players getting into the helicopter and skipped to when the helicopter landed right on the Empire State Buildingat 3:00 PM. Then it fast-forwarded the part when the 10 players were woken up and literally rolled out of the helicopter. Then it skipped the hour it took for them to actually wake up and stretch and drink some coffee.

"Alright, stunt one!" shouted Joe, because he is always shouting when he explains the stunts, "This stunt is very non-complicated so even the fox and Pikachu and understand it, even though they are animals and don't have as developed brain as us humans."

"Excusez-moi?" shrieked Fox indignantly just as Joe went into a sneezing fit.

"So, the thing is, you have to jump off the very top of this big building and try to land into the Atlantic Ocean using only yourself, the wind, and no other external agents. The person who suffers the most injuries will be eliminated after this round. Since you guys have special moves that can helpp you jump higher, and also since you guys can do two jumps in midair, defying the laws of gravity, we decided not to put any safety things because first, I don't think you guyseven need it, second, it costs too much money, and third, it's too much trouble anyways. If you land into the Atlantic Ocean, there will be boat bearing the Fear Factor label that will pick you up and drop you off at Wendy's. If you fall onto the street, a truck bearing the Waste Management logo will pick you up and drop you off at Wendy's also. Got it? Good," shouted Joe and he immediately started gasping and wheezing.

"And also, the order was randomly picked by me and John and the first to go will be Peach!" said Joe after he recovered.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Peach as she climbed up to the very very top of the Empire State Building.

Peach jumped off and immediately a wind blew open her dress and it billowed out like a parachute. She got carried away and toward the Atlantic Ocean.

"Whee-hee, this is, like, totally cool because I'm making, like, good distance and I'm not, like, even falling down," said Peach girlishly.

After a few minutes, she blew right onto the smokestacks of the Fear Factor boat and fell down onto the deck. "That, like, totally hurt!" said Peach.

"Congwatuwations Peach, youmade the next wownd," said a mad with gray curly hair, a long nose, a huge Adam's apple, thick square glasses, two huge front teeth like a beaver, and a very ugly gray sweater and sweatpants, "Just wait oveh he'e unti' evewybody ewse has gone and we sha' dwop you off atdestination Wendy's. And awso, my name is Wodney Wat."

"Umm...thanks Rodney?" said Peach, scooting away from the weird man. She looked back in the direction that she came from and saw Zelda drifting toward the ship using the same method that Peach used. Zelda closed her dress and dropped gracefully to the deck. "Like totally, we both, like, made it!" said Peach happily, congratulating her friend.

"Congrats, Zelda, thou maketh the next round. Thou shalt call me Mr. Ofofo and methinks thou art a beauty," said Mr. Ofofo bowing to her. Zelda scooted away from him nervously. As Mr. Ofofo came closer, a boot stepped on his head and kicked him away from Zelda.

"Zelda is mine," said Link forcefully.

"Link! How did you make it here?" asked Zelda.

"I floated on my little skirt just like you and Peach did," said Link, plucking at it. Mr. Ofofo had already ran away into the cabin out of fear of Link.

Back at the Empire State Building...

"Captain Falcon? Its your turn!" shouted Joe.

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!" he screamed as he jumped off. Immediately, he started dropping to the ground. "Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" he screamed girlishly. He did a double jump in midair and did his up B move Falcon Dive. Suddenly, he connected to a pigeon. "Yes!" he said as he did a flip in midair and released the bird from his Falcon Dive. Boom! The bird went flying after the explosion and it fire came out of its tail from the force of the Falcon Dive. Thinking quickly, Captain Falcon grabbed on to the flaming pigeon's body.

The pigeon was flying at lightning speed with a Captain Falcon holding on to its back. Boom, SPLAT. The bird smashed on to the side of the Fear Factor ship, leaving a big redand black smudge of blood and feathers. Remembering that if his Falcon Dive successfully hit something, he could use it again, so he did Falcon Dive again and grabbed on the ship railing. He pulled himself over and landed onto a weird man.

"Vhy, vot a surprise! Pray, vot is your name? No, don't tell me, your name is Captain Falcon, is it not?" said the man.

"Falcon...Punch!" shouted Captain Falcon and blasted the weird man into outer space. "Weird people with accents scare me," he said.

"Dude, that was a Feaw Factow staff membew. How dawe you kiw him!" shouted "Wodney" angrily.

"Weird people with accents, especially Elmer Fudd's accent, scare me," he repeated. "Wodney" ran intothe cabin with Mr. Ofofo where they curled up together in a corner becausethey were terrorized by Link, who was making monster faces at them through the windows.

Pikachu crawled to the very very top of the Empire State Building and jumped off. Suddenly a very strong wind current blew Pikachu far far far away, right into the Fear Factor ship. "Pika pikachu," said Pikachu. ("Boy, that was easy").

Whoooooooooooosh! Back at the Empire State Building, the hurricane was going hard. "Aaaargggggghhhh," said Fox excitedly as he got blown away and smashed into a smokestack, knocking it down. "I see birdies and stars," said he as he lay against a wall, spinning his head in circles.

Voooooooooooooosh! The hurricane carried Mr. Game and Watch away. "Beep, click, click," he "said" as he flew away. Many people thought he talked with beeps and clicks, but actually, those were the sounds his joints made. He was probably going to get arthritis soon, he thought. When he saw the Fear Factor ship, he pulled two 3 ton weights from his pockets and started dropping like a potato sack. Right before he fell onto the ship deck, he took out his parachutes and put the 3 ton weights back into his pockets. "Cinch!" shouted Mr. Game and Watch.

The hurricane did not die down and it kept blowing very very hard. Mario and Luigi got blown away at the same time and went tumbling through the air as the wind blew them. "Mama-mia," said Mario. "Papa-pia," said Luigi. Splat! They dropped to the deck of the Fear Factor boat just as the hurricane stopped. "Boy-a, that-a was-a easy-a," said Mario. "Yahoo!" shouted Luigi, advertising for Yahoo! Inc.

Roy was about to jump and use the hurricane to carry him to the ship like the others, but as soon as he was about to leave the ground, the hurricane stopped. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," he screamed in agony. "NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!" he yelled, writhing in mental agony. Joe, who wasn't blown away because he was wearing a windbreaker, got impatient after 10 more minutes of Roy's screaming, shouted, "IF YOU DON'T LEAVE IN 10 SECONDS, YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED AND WILL PAY A FINE OF 5000 DOLLARS." Roy had no choice but to jump.

As soon as he jumped, he dropped like a rock. He used his three midair jumps and only succeeded in moving forward six feet. He dropped right on top of a old lady who was putting on sunscreen in a park. "How dareh you disrupt meh puttin' on mah sunblock!" she screamed. She took her cane and started to beat him up until Roy was nothing but a bloody pulp.

At Wendy's

"The loser is Roy, because nobody else seemed to have to require being sent to a hospital, so he is eliminated. Everybody else stays for the next round!" said Joe.

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" shouted the nine others monotonously.

"Meet back here at Wendy's at 5:00 AM, you know, same time as today. Bye guys, don't let the bedbugs bite!" he said cheerfully and left.

the part where the person who gets eliminated talks about what he/she felt like

Roy is walking down a sideway wrapped like a mummy. In the background, his voice says, "It was not fair. I didn't get to have a hurricane to help me AND I got threatened by Joe. I hope the other people fall out of the helicopter."

COMMERCIALS

a/n: stunt two, the gross bug-eating one, is next. Please R&R and tell me who you think should be eliminated in the next one.