The Legend of Zelda: Uno Awakening

CheeseFromJupiter

The Meaning

Hyrules only library was rundown. It was tatty and tacky and it had only forty two books, and all were incredibly boring. Some of the titles included were, "Ultimate Bee Keeping," and "Crockery Sales."
The librarian was a decrepit old hag.

But that's besides the point.

"You're SURE we'll find the meaning of Uno in here?" Link asked.

"Yes, Link, of course!" Malon replied. "Have I ever lied to you?"
"Well, there was the-"

"Don't answer that."

"Where should we look?" Link asked.

"In the Uno section, of course!" Malon sang.

"I don't think they'll be an Uno section."
"Sure there will be, Link!"

So, Link and Malon head over to the Uno section of the library. Yes, there actually WAS an Uno section. Why? Do you think that's odd?

"Uno Awakening?" Malon said, pulling out a dusty old book. "What's that?"
"Don't know." Link replied, looking at the book.
"Should I read it?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Okay. The meaning of Uno is.."

"Go on." Link urged.

Malon gasped. "The meaning of Uno is---"

Legend of Zelda theme music starts.

Credits roll.

The Legend of Zelda: Uno Awakening

Starring

Malon… As Herself

Link… As Himself

Bob Low… As The Narrator

Miss Elders… As the librarian

Rufus… As Background Goron #1

Frederick… As Background Goron #2

All characters, elements, and Zelda orientated things are property of Nintendo.

The main plotline © CheeseFromJupiter.

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That's it. Sorry, but I've been putting off my other story for too long.

I'm going to use this space to explain The Bathroom Scene:

The bathroom scene was supposed to appear at the beginning of chapter three, but eventually, I decided it was far too perverted.
What? You want to know how much? Here's a quote, then..

"Wow! Look at the size of that thing! How'd you get it back in there?"

O.o

Disgusting.

And that's only the first bit of it.

REVEIWS

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