a/n: Yeah! I'm back with new inspiration and I'm definitely finishing 'Teenage Toddlers'! Be warned that this story will not follow any plots, that's as of now... Who knows? Sorry if it took me at least two years since my last update... Real sorry...
WARNING: Slight OOCness. And some CURSING? I guess, but not THAT hardcore...
Disclaimer: The usual... Nothin's mine...
Another sum-somthin': Just to get things clear, some of the following chaps may or may not be on the main characters...Meia and Dita... Just to clear things up.
Prologue: A Very Long One at That.
Meia examined the lever of a ray gun. Dita was trembling. So was the floor. "Leader, can we go now?" Dita asked one more time. "Not yet. I still have to get..." The floor trembled as like there was an earthquake. They both fell down.
"Dita is scared. Can we go now?" Dita whimpered out of the blue.
Meia sighed. "Not yet,"
"That's what Leader always say!" Dita answered as she carefully stood up. "It's because you always ask the same question," Meia stood up and continued her work.
"What does this lever do anyway?" Meia asked herself. Dita overheard what she said. "Why not pull the lever? Leader might know the answer to Leader's question," Dita giggled. Meia sighed again. "It's not that easy Dita. This lever might get us both into trouble,"
'I should have brought Jura into this room. But she's always with Barnette. Great' Meia thought. Out of curiosity, Dita pushed a button. BANG the door slam shut. "Dita!"
"Gomenasai! Dita was just curious," Dita said. Meia sneered at Dita. "Don't do that again…" She told Dita. The red head nodded.
Dita sat down on an elevated spot. "Weird, Noh? Leader? Why is the ray pointing at me?" Dita's question wasn't answered. Meia ignored her.
Dita stood up and snuck up on her Leader. Meia was punching some buttons on the keyboard of the computer, trying to figure out what this particular ray would do. "BOO!" Dita surprised Meia. Meia didn't move.
"Dita stop it,"
"But Dita is so bored. Can't Dita and Leader just get out of here?" Dita asked. Meia shook her head. Dita went back to her sitting spot. A few minutes later, she fell asleep.
"If I just set the--" The floor trembled again, bringing Meia down with her. She finally realized that danger is just a few feet away. "Dita!" She ran to Dita. She tried to wake Dita up. "Dita! Dita!" She was shaking Dita like crazy. The whole room was going to collapse. Meia looked around a little. She spotted a big chunk of metal falling down and it was landing straight for the lever. "Oh no," She said.
"Leader?" Dita opened her eyes. "Dita! We have to get out of here!" Meia tried to pull up Dita. The metal chunk hit the lever. The ray was powering up. "Let's go!" The ray blasted the two as the roof covered them both.
"Meia! Dita! Are you both ok-- AH! KAWAII!" Jura screamed out loud. "Jura! Did you find-- KAWAII!"
"Why is everyone so googly-eyed?" Meia asked. Jura was pinching her cheek.
"Oh my God! Why in the world do I sound like Minnie Mouse!" Meia screamed.
"Leader? Dita think Dita and Leader gotten smaller," Dita said as Barnette carried her in her arms.
"Oh, your height isn't the only thing that has gotten smaller," Jura showed them a piece of metal where they can see their reflection. "Here," Jura said.
"Leader, is that... Dita?" Meia looked at Dita. Dita looked at Meia. "AH!" They were both panicking. "I'm small! I'm young! I'm naked! I SOUND LIKE A MAN WHO HAS JUST BEEN HIT BETWEEN THE LEGS!"
"How dya know that's how they sound?" Barnette asked.
"We have three guys onboard and you didn't notice!" Meia replied.
"Oh quit your nagging. We'll get you guys some clothes soon enough," Jura told Meia. "That's easy for you to say. You never wear anything!"
"Meia! Watch your mouth! You're too young!" Barnette told Meia. "I may be a baby, but I ain't actin' my age!" Meia cried out loud. "Why is Dita so quiet all of a sudden?" Meia asked. Dita was sleeping on Barnette's shoulder. "C'mon Jura, we have got to get these babies--"
"Ahem," Meia cleared her throat. "Back to Nirvana. We'll get Gasco to get the remaining dreads here,"
"Curse you woman! Curse you damn woman!" Meia was mad. Jura covered Meia's mouth. "Shut up already!" Meia wanted scream but Jura's hand was in the way. "Whoa! Meia shifted from cool to hot,"
"EOAW! YOU FREAKAZOID! THAT HURTS!" Meia bit Jura's hand. "I was rudely interrupted by this old hag. Now, where was I? Curse you evil damn woman! Off to damnation with you! You do not deserve to live! Die! Die! Die! Doom on you, evil wicked witch! DOOM! DOO--" Jura again covered Meia's mouth. "Let's get these two babies back to Nirvana before they both turn into hot chicks!"
"You are so corny--" Jura covered Meia's mouth again. "This girl won't stop yapping bad words," Jura said.
BACK AT NIRVANA
"They are so kawaii!" Mostly all of the girls screamed. Meia just backed away and Dita tried to escape. "Looks like you aren't going to be chased by alien freak anymore, neh, Hibiki?" Bart asked him. "Too bad, I'll miss that," Hibiki sighed. Bart looked at him, smiling. "Aie! Not in that kinda way! You pervert!"
"Shut up," Bart answered.
"You started it," Hibiki reminded Bart, smiling at him in the process.
"Leader?" Dita was pulling on Meia's clothes. "Hai?" She asked. Can we go now? Dita's scared," Dita tried to find a hole in between the crowd. Meia just backed away. Misty was holding some dresses while Jura was holding some baby toys. "Let's play dress-up!" Misty screamed. "I have two words for you. Dream on," Meia was still backing away. "What about little Dita?" Jura asked. Dita hid behind Meia, the taller one.
"C'mon, Meia. We'll just dress you up," Misty begged. "Do I look like a doll to you?" Misty didn't get what Meia said. "Huh?" Misty scratched her head. "You are so slow..." Meia threw a tin can at Misty. "Why you..."
"Leader! Over there!" Dita whispered joyfully at Meia. She pointed to a little hole between Celtic and Amarone.
"On three. One, Two, Three!" Meia and Dita ran as fast as they could. "Dita! Faster!" Meia screamed. "Leader! They're gaining on us!" Dita screamed back.
Suddenly, someone picked them up. Everyone stopped chasing them. "Will all of you stop chasing these kids around? Besides, there's nothing cute about this girl and Meia,"
"Hey!" Meia screamed.
"But Hibi--"
"No buts!" Hibiki walked away with Meia and Dita. "Uchuujin-san!" Dita hugged Hibiki. "You don't expect me to do that to you? Now do you?" Meia asked.
"You'd thank me a little while later. If Pyoro sees you, you guys are dead," Hibiki said. He walked right into the clinic. "KAWAII!" Paiway screamed aloud. "Paiway, sit," Duero ordered. Parfet looked at them.
"Parfet, can you help me?" Duero asked. "Why not?" Parfet stood up and carried Meia. Paiway was a little jealous. Duero was carrying Dita. "Doctor!" Dita hugged him and rubbed her face on his chest. "Parfet, rules are clear. You won't treat me like a baby. Alright?" Parfet nodded. "And, you won't expect hugs from me and I don't like to drink milk from a bottle,"
"How are you going to eat? You just, I dunno, estimated one to two years old?" Parfet asked. Meia thought about that for a moment. She looked at Parfet and smiled. "Oh no you won't!" Parfet let go of Meia. Meia hit her head hard on the floor. "Owee! What did you do that for, damn woman!" Meia held her head high.
"None of your damn buisness!" Parfet screamed back. "Hey idiot! Your setting a bad example in front of me! Mommy!"
"Great! One minute, I was just a plain mechanic, the next minute, I already have given birth!" Parfet yelled and held her head. "Ah shut up. You'll get over it,"
"Big sister? Can you please keep quiet? I'm trying to sleep," Dita begged Meia. "Stop putting your nose in such fights!"
"DADDY!" Dita told Duero. "Parfet, let's just get these two into beds," Duero suggested. Parfet picked up Meia. "Shut up," Parfet whispered to Meia. "I don't wanna shut up," Meia crossed her arms. Parfet and Duero put back the two in bed. "I don't wanna sleep!"
Dita knocked Meia with a pillow. "Don't be so naughty. Sleep already," Dita said with a mad and angry face. "You, I cannot deal with," Meia sighed. She wondered why she couldn't oppose Dita. It was that stern look on her face that she had never seen before.
"Doctor, how are we going to bring back the old Meia and the old Dita?" Parfet asked. "We'll just have to leave that problem to the captain,"
"That old hag thinks up plans that would've worked a thousand years ago…"Meia commented them in a very grumpy manner. They both looked a Meia. She was standing on the crib while holding the bars at the side.
"What? Do I have a zit or something?" Meia said sarcasticly. "Pipe down you idiot," Parfet answered in a very pissed off manner. "This is the worst day of my life," Parfet sighed.
"I'm going to make it your worst year if you don't find a way to make me all-grown-up again," Meia said. Dita threw a pillow at her. "Can leader keep quiet?"
"Okay," Meia lied down again and shut her eyes. "Paiway,"
"Hai, doctor?" Paiway stood up. "Can you keep an eye on these two," Duero said as he walked out the door. "Great, I'm your babysitter," Paiway sat down again. "Pai, can you turn out the lights?" Paiway did as she was told.
"Why did you tell Ms. Babysitter to turn off the lights?" Dita ignored Meia's question. "Ah man! Here we go!"