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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, much to my sorrow. And this contains YAOI. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Normal duh

Dream

"Talking"

'Person's thoughts'

Coming to school

Naruto looked at the school before him and then back at the address. Yep. This was the place, but it was so, so … BIG! It looked even better than the leaflet. Naruto took his first step towards Konoha Boys High, feeling better with each step.

Naruto entered the reception office. A woman with purple hair put up in a spiky ponytail was sitting there looking overly stressed, picking up phones, talking incredibly fast into them, and then slamming them down, obviously of no help to the person on the other line. She was wearing a brown trench coat. Under the trench she was wearing a black top covered by fishnets.

"Ano…"

She didn't seem to notice.

"Ano… Are you alright?"

She looked up. She sighed.

"Sorry. I don't usually do this. I lost a bet and now I have to do that stupid Shizune" She muttered under her breathe. Sounded something like "Stupid Shizune…"

She cleared her throat. "Good evening and welcome to Konoha Boys High. My name is Mitarashi Anko. How may I help you miss?"

Naruto blinked. "Miss?"

"Are you visiting a family member? Brother, cousin…?" She trailed off.

"…No… ano…" Naruto was very confused.

She sighed. "Let me guess? A Sasuke fan girl right?" She looked Naruto up and down.

She walked over and put her hand on his shoulder. "Well, you're cute I'll give you that, but just a bit of advice. That boy has rejected EVERY girl that asked him out, cute or not. Leave him. There are nicer boys in this school. They're still good looking ya know?" Naruto just stared at her in shock.

She sat back down. "There are better men. He'll break your heart. But if you insist, third floor dorms, room 156. You can join the rest of them."

"Ano… Actually, I'm starting at this school." He grinned sheepishly.

She looked up shocked. "Are we going co-ed? They didn't tell me that…" She went into her thoughts.

"The school's going co-ed? They didn't tell me that in the letter." Naruto scratched his head.

Anko stared at the girl deadpan. How could one person be so stupid? "Then why are you here if we're not going co-ed?"

Naruto looked at her. "What does it change if I go here?"

She sighed. This girl was sooooooooo stupid. "For a girl to go to the school, it has to go co-ed." She was getting annoyed.

"I don't see the problem."

Her eye twitched. "Girls can't go here." She explained slowly.

The girl finally caught on. 'Took long enough.'

The blond's eyes narrowed. "I'm a boy."

Anko looked at the girl in shock. She stood up and took a closer look. She stood in front of the 'boy'. She hesitated before she put hands on 'his' chest.

It was hard. Just like all the other boys. Good muscles too. Not at all like a girl's. Not even a girl with a flat chest would feel like that.

She cleared her throat. "Yes, well…"

"You can take your hands off now."

Anko blushed. She didn't notice. She moved to the desk, still embarrassed. She flipped through her papers.

"Name?" She mumbled, obviously still embarrassed by her mistake.

The boy perked up. "Naruto! Uzumaki Naruto!"

"Hai. Well Naruto, your roommate is…" She pulled her finger down the paper to 'Uzumaki'.

"Uchiha Sasuke. Third-"

"'Third floor, room 156' right? You said it before."

Anko looked away, still embarrassed. "H-Hai. Here're your keys."

Naruto eagerly grabbed them. "Arigato, Anko-chan!" He picked up his bag and ran up the stairs, ignoring the lift.

'Anko-chan?'

"Oi! Anko-chan!"

She turned to the blond.

"Don't worry about it! Happens all the time!" He flashed her his trademark grin and ran up the stairs

Anko sighed in relief. She wasn't the first one.

'Naruto eh?'

Naruto kept running to third floor. Truth be told, that WAS the first time he was called a girl.

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