Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, much to my sorrow. And this contains YAOI. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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Dream
"Talking"
'Person's thoughts'
The Roommate
First floor… second floor… third floor! He looked up at the corridor ahead.
He heard something. It was high pitched and sounded terrible. He blocked his ear and looked at the rooms.
136… 137… 138… 139… 140… He turned the corner. Near the end, there was a 'herd' of squealing girls by a door.
"SASUKE-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"
OH GOD IT WAS AWEFUL! 'MY EARS! THEY BURN!!! BUUUUUUUURN!'
There was no way in hell he was going near that door. But now that he thought about it, Anko had mentioned fan girls, which meant…
The blood drained from his face. That was his room. Dear god no! He wasn't good with girls. They tended to hate him.
He was standing outside room 155. The door opened and he turned around.
Kiba heard another ear shattering squeal. It even went over his rock music! It was inhuman! Like the freaky voices on horror movies.
He moved to the door and slammed it open.
"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU CRAZY BITCHES!" He yelled at the group. They glared at him.
He rolled his eyes. He was about to shut the door when he finally noticed the person in front of his door.
It was a girl. She had short-ish blond hair and tanned skin. She was wearing an orange jumpsuit of some kind, usually ugly, but somehow hot on her. It was a bit puffy; obviously she was a shy girl who didn't like to reveal a lot. He could imagine the girls' breast now. Medium ones, not too big, so that they're the only thing in vision, but not too small that they would get boring. He sub consciously drooled.
Her face was perfect too. She had odd whisker marks on her cheeks, which reminded him of a fox. Fox outfit. More drooling. Her lips were a pleasant pink, and a bit puffy, perfect for pouting or kissing. Her best feature was her eyes. She had large eyelashes, but no make-up. No fakes or extended one. The eyes themselves were stunning. They were big and sky blue. It made her look completely innocent. More dirty thoughts. His nose bled.
The girl smiled at him cutely. "Hiya! I'm Naruto! Uzumaki Naruto!" Naruto grinned.
'Naruto eh? It's so perfectly cute…' He fazed out.
1 minute passed… 2 minutes…
Naruto waved 'her' hand in front of his face. "Helllllllllllooooooo! Earth to insert your name here…"
Kiba snapped back to the beauty before him. "Huh? Sorry?" He said looking around to check she hadn't gone.
Naruto smiled. "What's your name baka?"
Kiba paid no attention to the insult. "Kiba. Inuzuka Kiba." He said, still spacey, flipping to the real Naruto and the Naruto in his mind, fully loaded with fox outfit and sex whip.
Kiba shook his head. "So, what are you doing here?" Kiba says surprising confidant.
"Well, I was going to join the herd of freaky fans, but I figured I'd just stand here looking like a loner." Naruto grinned at him.
Kiba frowned on the inside. A Sasuke fan? Damn…
"Seriously, what's up with the crowd? Who's this 'Sasuke' guy anyway? Some kind of Jesse McCartney? Noooooo thanks."
Kiba visibly brightened. Naru-chan didn't like Sasuke. Or more didn't KNOW Sasuke, but by the looks of it she wouldn't be so fast to attach like the others.
'She must be here with a friend! I can still move in!' Kiba thought deviously.
"You want to come in? That way you wouldn't look like a loner." Kiba grinned as charmingly as possible.
Naruto laughed. "Sure! Push over Kiba!" Naruto squeezed past Kiba, her ass rubbing against his leg. Kiba blushed at the contact.
Kiba followed the blond into the room. The blond had a nice bounce in her walk.
The dorm was pretty simple. Kitchen, bedroom/lounge room and a shared bathroom. Nothing special, but still nice. Naruto noticed the shower was running.
Shikamaru came out of the kitchen yawning. He rubbed his head and turned to Kiba. But he didn't see Kiba. He saw a blond girl, but there was something odd about her that he couldn't put his finger on…
"Shikamaru! This is Naruto!" Kiba yelled enthusiastically. Shikamaru yawned and turned to the girl again. There was something…
"Uzumaki Naruto!" Naruto punched the air above her.
Shikamaru sighed inwards. Another over excited person. "Nara Shikamaru. So where you from?" He said obviously not interested. But in truth he was. There was something his was missing and he was going to find it out.
The blond didn't notice the lack of enthusiasm. "Well it all started at my last school…" The blond started to ramble about her life story of how she ended up there. Unfortunately, neither Kiba nor Shikamaru were listening, so they didn't heard the painful truth. Shikamaru was too busy looking over the blond's shoulder were Kiba was giving him the thumbs up, mouthing 'Isn't she hot?'
Shikamaru rolled his eyes. "And that's why I'm here!" Naruto finished. Shikamaru turned back to the girl. He heard some of it. Problems at the last school, moved in with a roommate, more than likely one of the flats around the area. He got the general drift.
"So where are you living?" Shikamaru asked.
Naruto pointed to the wall on his right. "Next door."
Kiba's eyes shone. Naruto was only across the street from him! "We can visit!" Kiba yelled.
"Sure! Come whenever!" Naruto said happily.
Shikamaru was about to ask another question but he stopped. It was very quiet. They couldn't even hear the fan girls…
"Waaaaaaaait a minute…" Kiba said, eyes narrowed. He put his ear to the door. No noise. He opened the door and three girls fell in, behind them the rest of the girls.
Kiba looked at the three on the floor. Ino, Sakura and Ten Ten. "What do you think your doing?" Kiba's eyes narrowed, if possible, even more.
Ino got up first. She hid something behind her back. "What do mean, Kiba?" She batted her blond eyelashes covered in mascara innocently.
Kiba reached behind her back and brought out "A cup?" He stared at it confused. He looked at the girls. They all had plastic cups.
"If you press a glass cup against a wall, they say you can hear everything on the other side. But it doesn't work with plastic." Shikamaru explained. He heard one girl swear under her breathe.
"Anyway, what did except to hear?" Shikamaru continued, raising an eyebrow.
Ino pouted. "Hn. It doesn't concern you!"
Ino was pushed to the back of the crowd. Not fair! She should be closest to Sasuke-kun! Her eyes flamed.
"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU CRAZY BITCHES!"
Then she heard a voice she'd never heard before. She wasn't sure what it was saying, but it was pretty. She turned to the direction of the voice.
There was a girl. She was beautiful. Short blond hair, unlike her own white-ish blond hair, it was a darker, sunnier yellow. Blue innocent eyes and whisker marks. She couldn't tell the body because of the hideous orange outfit… that somehow looked good on this girl. Kiba was blushing… and drooling… and bleeding? That meant one thing. Her theory was proven when the blond pushed past into the room. They were going to have sex!
"Oi! Everyone! Leave the door for a minute! There's some action happening over there!"
Everyone turned to her.
They rushed to the door. Ino pressed her ear against the door. She couldn't hear a damn thing!
"Ino, I don't hear anything!" Sakura whined, ears to the door.
She was right Ino sat there and thought. She looked up and saw… A FREE WATER DISPENCER! If she remembered correctly, if you press a cup to a wall you can hear everything on the other side!
"Everyone follow my lead!" She grabbed a cup and pressed it to the wall.
Just as Sakura and Ten Ten had joined her, the door opened.
"And if you come back, I'll have you removed from the building!" Kiba yelled after the girls. He slammed the door in angry.
Shikamaru sighed. "That's all Ino thinks about. A guy and a girl and they must be having sex."
"Huh?" Naruto looked at Shikamaru confused.
Shikamaru frowned. No sex education either. This was going to be a pain.
"Sex. The form of making babies…" He trailed off. He wasn't about to teach sex ed. Too much effort.
The girl shook her head. "No, no before that."
"Ino? She's just an obsessive fan girl."
"No after that."
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow. "A guy and a girl?"
"Yes!"
"What about it?" Shikamaru asked slowly. He had a feeling this was it.
Naruto stared at he confused. "Where's the girl?"
… "What?" Kiba asked, slightly shocked. What was she on about?
"Was there a girl already in here or something, cause I don't remember one coming in." Naruto said thoughtfully.
"YOU MEAN YOU'RE A GUY?!" Kiba yelled.
Naruto looked slightly pissed off. "Why does everyone here think I'm a bloody girl?!"
'So that's what it was…' Shikamaru thought as Kiba melted into a pile of goo. His prefect girl! He kept the sexy images in his mind though. As a girl, Naruto was pretty god damn sexy. But Naruto was a guy!
"I told you I was living next door! Isn't that a big enough hint?!" Naruto yelled. What was with these people?!
Shikamaru sighed. He changed the subject, not wanting anymore hassle with the angry blond. "'You start at the school then?" He asked, still bored.
"Nar, I'm Sasuke's new boyfriend" He said sarcastically. Shikamaru stared at him. That explained a lot. Naruto ignored the looks. "OF COURSE I'M STARTING AT THIS SCHOOL!" Naruto yelled angrily. He sat on the table, arms crossed.
Shikamaru rubbed his temples. 'Soooooo noisy…' "Well, you're not getting though the front door; the girls won't believe you're a guy." Naruto huffed. Why him? "Sasuke's having a shower; he'll be in there for ages." 'Who am I rooming with? Fangirls, long showers…Ladies man. Which means… HE MIGHT THINK I'M A GIRL AND CHAT ME UP! OH FUCKING GOD NOOOOO!' He'd just have to show Sasuke he was a guy before he got any ideas.Kiba raised an eyebrow. Naruto looked constipated… "Guess you'll go by the window."
Naruto looked up. "Nani?..."
Kiba whined. "But that's what I always wanted to do!"
Shikamaru yawned. It was too late for this. In fact, it was ALWAYS a bad time to do this. He ignored Kiba. "It's pretty simple. Just jump to that balcony."
The balcony was a 6-7 meters away. 'If this is simple what was hard to this guy?!' The hardest thing to Shikamaru was in fact, listening to morons like these rant, rave and whine about random bullshit.
"… Are you serious?!" Naruto yelled.
Shikamaru cleaned his ear. "You're not jumping. Just walk across the ledge. It's easier then it looks."
"That's so awesome." Naruto heard Kiba murmur. He ignored Kiba and looked at the ledge. It wasn't very wide, but there were hand grips.
"This is the only way?"
"Yep."
Naruto gulped. He swung his leg over the rail and put a first foot on. Shikamaru and Kiba held his hands in place. Slowly, he stepped onto the ledge. He'd figured that he'd fall, but he didn't. He carefully made his way across the ledge. He was half way, when he almost slipped. He had stopped in front of the bathroom window. It was foggy, but he saw a backside. He blushed and looked away. "Naruto! You ok?" Kiba shouted at him.
"I-I'm fine!" he stuttered, blushing.
Kiba raised an eyebrow, but shrugged. Shikamaru figured it out and sighed at the stupidity. Naruto made it to the other side much quicker than he started.
He turned and waved enthusiastically to Kiba and Shikamaru. "Thanks Kiba-kun! Shika-kun!"
Kiba waved back with equal enthusiasm, and Shikamaru smirked and raised his hand. "See ya later Naruto!" Kiba yelled grinning, before they went inside.
"You got to admit, Naruto makes a pretty hot girl!" Kiba said to Shikamaru.
Shikamaru rubbed his temples. "As soon as Sasuke's done, I'm next."
Sasuke exited the bathroom in a pair of loose silk black pj pants and no shirt. Something was different. He looked around the room, and his eyes fixed on the window. On the balcony was someone. Probably a fan girl. How'd she get in? He looked the girl up and down. Short blond, orange clothes, cute ass. Made him want to touch it, squeeze it. He shook his head, and found his hand reaching out for it. He brought it back quickly and almost fell over. The girl turned around and Sasuke held his breathe. He could lose himself in those perfect blue eyes. But he was Uchiha Sasuke! Uchiha Sasuke did NOT fall in love, first sight or not.
She waved. "Hi I'm Uzumaki Naruto. You must be Sasuke, ne?"
Sasuke kept his cold exterior, despite his melted-ness on the inside. Anyway, he'd decided he liked boys. Girls were annoying and didn't give up even when you said you hated them. Boys were easier, though he'd never been with anyone before anyway.
"What are you doing here?" Best to get to the point.
Naruto jumped down from the balcony. "I'm moving in with you!" She said.
He sighed. "No, your not. Why don't you just leave now and save yourself the trouble." He said, his voice laced with venom.
Naruto took no notice. "Can't. I'm going to this school. This is my room too now."
Sasuke's cold exterior faltered for a second. Girls going to this school? Crap. That meant fan girls, around him basically 24/7! 'Dear god no!'
Sasuke cringed at the thought. To Naruto, he looked constipated.
His forehead creased in concern "You ok?"
Sasuke looked back at the girl. He softened slightly. Sure she was a girl, but she was still cute. If she was a boy, he would have jumped her then and there. "Yeah I'm fine." His coldness returned. "But I'm checking anyway to see if you're really telling the truth." He said and moved to the phone.
The blond smiled. "Sure thing. I'll just have a shower." Sasuke's back was turned, but he heard the jacket unzip. He heard Naruto take her top off and just had to look. Anyone would, girl or boy.
His jaw dropped. What he saw was not a girl's curves. It was better, to him at least. A flat chest and good muscles. Naruto was a… GUY?!
He fumbled to get the phone back on its hook. This could be worse. In fact, just looking at him flex his muscles was giving him a hard on.
Naruto looked at Sasuke and smiled, before he saw his nose bleed. "Are you ok?! Your nose is bleeding!!!" Naruto ran around the room looking for tissues. Sasuke would have helped him by bringing them out, but just as he was, Naruto leaned over in a very 'good' position, ass in the air. Sasuke felt his hard on getting worse.
"I'm going to the toilet." He said quickly and ran to the bathroom door. 'I knew it, he is constipated.' Naruto thought.
Just as he reached the door, the water turned on. Someone was in the shower now?!
"Damnit! I was going to have a shower!" Naruto in the shower. It was painfully hard now.
Damnit! Hadn't he asked for no roommates!
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