AN: Yes, this is late… REALLY LATE… but I've had an overload of work lately. And my bro's downloading anime episodes, so the internet is sloooooooow But before I start…
COMMON ASKED QUESTIONS! W00t!
Q: Why does Naruto look like a girl?
A: Why not? (Not Sexy-no-Jutsu) NEXT QUESTION!
Q: What was with Anko?
A: What's not with her? Lol I just made her as in character as possible… I think? NEXT QUESTION!
Q: Is this Sasu/Naru? It better not be so and so…
A: NOOOOO! Lol joke! THIS IS SASU/NARU… mostly, there are going to be bits with other characters, but Sasu/Naru was meant to be. MEANT TO BE!!!!!!
Q: What are the pairings?
A: Mostly Sasu/Naru, and a bit of Naru/whoever I want, like Gaara, Neji, Itachi, etc. I'm just going to have fun with it. NEXT QUESTION!
Q: WHY DID YOU STOP THERE?!
A: Cuz I can! Naruto! Any other questions!
N: No, hurry up! This was an excuse to waste time!
So? What's your point?
N: … I hate you…
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, much to my sorrow. And this contains YAOI and bits of ACTUALLY SERIOUSNESS! That's right! I cant write serious bits! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Normal duh
Dream
"Talking"
'Person's thoughts'
Perverted Kaka-sensei!
Sasuke heard the door open as he lay on his bed. He didn't bother to turn around. He knew it was Naruto back from classes. A voice in the back of his head told him this was odd because they finished class at the same time, but never the less, Naruto just got back. He decided not to turn around due to the fact that the blond was adorable and hot, and acted completely innocent; which for some reason turned him on…
His eyes widened when he felt the bed sag down with the extra weight.
"Sasuke…" Naruto purred in his ear. That purr went straight down. "Turn around Sasuke" He purred playfully. Sasuke shivered. He wanted to turn around. He wanted to ravish the blond until he was screaming. But he couldn't move. His body couldn't touch the boy. He felt like crying.
"Sasuke!" DAMNIT!
"Sasuke! SASUKE!"
He was rough fully awoken by Naruto shaking his shoulders. Unfortunately (or fortunately), Naruto had just pulled Sasuke up as he awoke, and Sasuke's lips slammed into Naruto's soft ones. Sasuke was in so much shock, he didn't get the chance to deepen the kiss before Naruto pulled away, pulling Sasuke onto the bed beside him. Unfortunately, this was a very painful position seeing as Naruto was straddling his hips.
"Sasuke! I'm so sorry! I didn't think you'd go forward that much!" Naruto exclaimed as he pulled Sasuke back up. He was horrified with the sight.
"OH MY GOD SASUKE! YOU'RE BLEEDING!!!" Naruto ran to the kitchen to get Sasuke a towel, leaving Sasuke to his nose bleed. This was a baaaaaad morning…
Sasuke looked at the clock, nose plugs in place. The blood had long since stopped, but with the over-cute blond around, he needed them in. It was early. The blond had already made him breakfast, of which he had eaten, in apology of making him bleed so much. He wouldn't if he knew WHY he was bleeding.
"Oi, dobe! Why " "Dobe?" (AN: Did you realize that when Sasuke calls Naruto dobe in an affectionate way, in English, it the same as saying "Hey fuck-face" affectionately? Lol My brother told me that) Naruto looked up from drying his hands.
"Yeah, dobe. It suits you." He shrugged. "Why'd you wake me so early?"
Naruto flushed, trying to hide it by turning away. Sasuke was so glad for the nose plugs; that was just too cute.
"Some idiot made a mistake my uniform, which should be impossible since this is a BOYS school…"
Sasuke sighed; looking bored, or tired... Naruto couldn't tell. So he ranted like a true Naruto should. "I mean, C'MON! How can you make a mistake like that?! There are no girls at this school" He was cut off.
"There is one girl at this school."
Naruto blinked. "But it's a BOYS' school…" He emphasized on 'boys'.
"We think she blackmailed her way in, but she's here now, so it doesn't matter."
"I see…" Awkward silence…
Sasuke coughed. "You were saying?"
Naruto blushed again. "They kind of, sort of gave me…"
Sasuke was getting really annoyed. "Spit it out dobe!"
"They gave me a girl's uniform." The awkward silence doubled.
Sasuke coughed. He had an extra uniform, but… Naruto in a skirt… Thank god for nose plugs…
"Well, let's see it. It can't be THAT bad dobe."
Naruto gaped. "You're not serious!"
"It's the only thing you've got." 'Liar.' "If you can get over it here it'll be easier later." 'You just want to see him in a skirt. Pervert.' 'DAMN STRAIGHT.' 'Your not straight...' Sasuke's mind is weird…
Sasuke finished his coffee. Naruto was taking ages. He was already in his navy blue uniform. He was getting impatience… and horny with all the possibilities that Naruto could be in.
Sasuke was so in his own world, he barely heard Naruto coming up.
"Umm… Sasuke?" He turned, expecting to see Naruto in some kind of dress-mini-skirt thing, but he didn't even SEE Naruto. He looked around. Table, bed, counter… then he saw Naruto's big blue eyes shinning from behind the counter. He sighed.
"Naruto, I can't see you properly. Stand up." He shook his head. Sasuke sighed and rounded the counter. Naruto didn't get a chance to stand up, so Sasuke had a good view of his underwear. Panties… Naruto was wearing panties… The nose plugs were going to go over the limit.
Naruto quickly stood, blushing ear to ear. This was doing nothing to help Sasuke's bloody nose. Naruto was wearing a navy mini-skirt, knee-high white socks, a white SEE THROUGH shirt that had extra long arms and was tight across the chest; and a little navy sailor scarf with a orange bow (AN: you know… sailor moon wears it around her shoulders…). Sasuke's nose plugs exploded and blood ran to the ground.
"Sasuke! Shit! Are you ok? I'll get you a towel!" Naruto ran into the kitchen, causing his skirt to lift up. Sasuke almost cried. This was too much…
"Who sent you the uniform?" Sasuke asked, towel to his nose.
"Umm…" Naruto checked the package. "Hatake Kakashi…"
Sasuke sweat-dropped. "That doesn't surprise me…"
Naruto turned to him. "Why?"
"He's our English teacher and number one pervert." Sasuke explained.
"GOD DAMNIT!"
Kiba walked out of his room with Shikamaru. He wasn't expecting Sasuke to be standing there.
"Oi, Sasuke. What are you doing here?" Kiba asked coldly. Sasuke didn't hang out with them much since he joined 'The Sound'. They were distant friends now.
"Naruto wanted to walk with you guys. Says he knows you."
Kiba frowned. "I can't see him."
Kiba saw a tufted of blond poke out behind Sasuke followed by blue eyes. Kiba grinned. He shoved Sasuke away and hugged the blond. "Naruto! How you going with the ice que" His question cut short when he saw what Naruto was wearing. His nose bled a tiny bit.
"I thought you said you WEREN'T a girl…" Kiba stated. Naruto pouted.
"They mixed up the uniforms…" Naruto murmured about the impossible-ness of this because it was a boys' school, blushing. Kiba blushed and Shikamaru sighed. Kaka-sensei was too troublesome…
"Well let's get to class." Shikamaru stated. They walked down the hall way, Naruto hiding and clinging between Sasuke and Kiba. Sasuke knew Kiba was straight, but still! Why was Naruto clinging to him as well! Shikamaru sighed. Sasuke was sending Kiba death glares. He obviously liked the boy.
As they walked down the corridors, more people came out, and more people stared, and Naruto became more and more uncomfortable. Shikamaru felt sorry for him.
"Naruto, who do you have for homeroom?" Shikamaru asked. Naruto blinked. He checked his timetable. "Kaka" He stopped and gaped at the paper. 'Kakashi…' The same asshole who made him wear a fucking skirt!
Sasuke and Kiba were too busy glaring at each other to notice the blond was gone until they heard the blond meep. They turned around. Naruto was surrounded by boys, grabbing and groping what they could, unaware it was a boy (AN: or they like boys whatever…). Kiba and Sasuke ran to the rescue, flinging boys out of the way. They grabbed Naruto and Shikamaru, who had been watching, and ran down the corridor.
Once the boys were out of sight, Kiba and Sasuke collapsed.
"So," Naruto turned to Shikamaru. "looks like we all have the same homeroom."
Homeroom had just started, and Naruto was standing out the front to be introduced. He didn't want to be. All eyes were on him, and most of them were lusty. The few that weren't, were Shikamaru, Kiba and Sasuke (AN: you can't tell if Sasuke's horny by looking, but he is.)
They had waited 17 minutes for the teacher standing there like that, but he did come. When the white-haired teacher came in, he was instantly cut off by yelling. Apparently, he was always late…
Naruto noticed he was wearing a black mask, covering most of his face, and a black scarf covering one eye. He gave Naruto a once-over. "Why are you in a skirt?" He could see the flicker of amusement in his one eye.
Naruto got pissed off. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! YOU SENT THIS STUPID THING TO ME, YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!"
Kakashi tutted. "No yelling at your teachers. What's your name again?"
"Uzumaki Naruto…" He grumbled. The teacher get yelled at by half the class and HE gets in trouble.
Kaka-sensei sat down in his chair at the front of the class. "Naruto eh? Detention in here at the end of the day."
"WHA" "Kaka-sensei! He just got here!" Naruto looked up. Sasuke was standing up.
"Sasuke. Sit down. I make the decisions here. Here. End of the day, Uzumaki."
Sasuke sat down. Something was up…
"Well Naruto, take a " "NARUTO!!!" Everyone's ears were blasted by the person at the door.
"Kyuubi?!" (AN: It's just not a Naruto fanfic without him. holds kyu love sign WOO! GO KYUUBI!) The boy at the door had long red hair, held at the back in a low ponytail, a longish fringe hanging over his golden eyes. He was wearing the boy's uniform.
Kyu-kun gave Naruto a once-over and laughed his head off.
"SHUT UP ASSHOLE!" Naruto yelled at him.
Kyu-kun wiped a tear away. He moved next to Naruto. "Awww! But you look so cute!" He said, dragging out the word 'cute'.
Naruto pouted. "I didn't know you went here."
"You don't know a LOT of things."
"HEY!"
"And you're easy to catch off guard!" He said squeezing Naruto's ass. Naruto meeped and stepped forward, away from the hand, and into Kyu-kun's outstretched foot making his skirt go up, giving Kaka-sensei and Kyu-kun a nice view of his ass. Kyu quickly brought his camera out and took a photo of his ass. Naruto turned around, planning on yelling at him, but faced a camera.
"Smile!" Naruto was blinded by the flash.
While Naruto was cursing, Kaka-sensei leaned over to Kyu-kun. "Get me a copy of them."
Kyu-kun raised an eyebrow, but nodded. He grinned at Naruto, showing him the pictures. Naruto's yell was cut off with a gasp. "Like 'em?" Naruto was about to throttle him, but Kaka-sensei stopped him.
"Don't you have class?"
Kyu-kun grinned. "Why yes indeed I do. See ya Naruto!" He said, giving one last wink to the class, and then running out the door.
Naruto stared at the class, blushing ear to ear.
"Naruto, sit next to Sasuke." Naruto took his seat and banged his head against his desk.
"Who was that?"
Naruto sighed. "An old 'friend'." He grumbled.
It was lunch time. 4 classes had been by. After homeroom, they all had English with Kaka-sensei, who managed to lengthen his detention. Second period was maths with Asuma. He spent this period with Shikamaru. It was awkward for him, with the staring, the puzzling questions, and his lazy friend beside him, drifting off with the clouds through the window. But Shikamaru soon noticed his awkwardness, and began to help him though the questions. It was actually fun after a while, working and teasing with each other. It was one of the rare times when something had not been too troublesome for Shikamaru. Naruto brought the best in everyone it seemed.
They spent the break with the four of them; Shikamaru facing Sasuke in chess (Shikamaru won. Duh.) and Kiba and Naruto jumping around, before watching the game.
The next two periods went quite the same. They had science with Kurenai and history with Iruka, a kind young man with a high brown ponytail that had taken a liking to the hyper blond (AN: NON-SEXUAL LIKING! Naruto x Iruka… shudder that's SO CREEPY!)
Naruto made his way to the canteen were his new friends told him to meet them at. "Naruto!" He turned. It was Kyu-kun. He was walking with some shark guy, a boy with red hair and green eyes, and… Sasuke?! He looked closer. Kyu-kun's friend was too tall to be Sasuke, and instead of black eyes, his eyes were red… and girly…
Kyu-kun grabbed him by the shoulders. "How was your first day?" He said, enthusiastically.
Naruto shrugged the arm off. "It's not over yet."
Kyu-kun walked beside him. "Fine. How's your day SO FAR?" He corrected.
"Fine, no thanks to you." Naruto stated coldly.
Kyu-kun put on his best innocent face. "What do mean? I broke the ice."
"You took pictures of my ass in front of everyone!" Naruto stated loudly.
"Just so you know, I've had many requests for those pictures." Naruto stopped walking. Kyu-kun turned back on the gaping blond.
He grinned. "You do have a nice ass you know."
Naruto's face twisted into a scowl. "What is it with you and following me?"
"Well if I follow you I do get a nice view of your nice ass."
Naruto smiled a tiny bit through his scowl. "And I bet you'd love a piece of this ass."
"Who wouldn't?!"
Naruto laughed. This was what it was like when he and Kyu-kun were younger. Stupid jokes; stupid pranks. Made him wonder why they had stopped talking. "So you like me now?"
Suddenly Naruto felt himself pushed to the wall, hand at each side of his head. Kyu-kun leaned closer to him. "Yes." There was no joke there. It scared him. Kyu-kun always joked.
Naruto looked around at where they were. The mouth of the canteen. In full view of everyone there, and that's where their eyes were. Kyu-kun noticed this and an insane grin spread across his face. 'Ah. THAT'S why. HE'S FUCKING INSANE!'
Kyu-kun leaned over to his ear. "Why don't I show these people your mine?" Naruto was now petrified. "How about you don't?" He managed to say.
"YOU SHIT FACE! GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER!" A foot went to Kyu-kun's head. He caught it before it hit and put it down. Naruto swore that if that foot hadn't come, there was no end to what Kyu-kun would have done.
Kyu-kun smirked, before heading off with his new friends. The red head and the red eyes didn't take their glaze off him as they sat at a table down the back.
"Fucking shit head. Thinks he can molest a girl here?! Not as long as I'm here." Naruto looked at the owner of the foot. He had long red hair under a black beanie, brown eyes and… Naruto looked at 'his' chest. There were boobs.
This was the girl Sasuke mentioned. "Yeah. You did a greeeeeat job stopping him, Tayuya." Naruto turned to see a silver haired boy with green lip stick walk in.
"Shut up dick head!"
"Sakon, Tayuya, don't fight so much! And Tayuya, girls should say that kind of stuff…" Naruto looked at the boy besides 'Sakon'. He was large, tanned with orange hair in tuffs. Even Naruto knew that was going too far with hair.
"Don't get me started fat ass!"
"It doesn't matter anyway. You won't finish it." He speaker was a black boy with black hair and eyes.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" She yelled.
"You were talking to the girl over there, right?" He asked. Tayuya blinked.
"Shut up asshole."
"Name's Kidoumaru and his is Jiroubou, not asshole and fat ass." Kidoumaru stated, then moving to their table with the other weirdoes.
"Right." She stuck her middle finger up at them. She turned back to Naruto.
"So how'd you get into the school? Blackmail, bribe?"
"Umm…I" Naruto was cut off.
"I blackmailed them. Turns out there are a lot of perverted teachers at this school…"
Naruto spotted his friends. He quickly cut her off. "Actually, I'm a guy…" Today was a day for awkward silences.
Naruto coughed. "I'm going to go over there now… Nice meeting you umm… Tayuya." He ran to his seat.
Tayuya stood there for a second.
"WHAT?!"
She moved to her table in a stunned state. "What's up with you?" Kidoumaru asked.
"The girl was a guy!" She said and pointed to Naruto. He was pouting on the other side of the canteen.
The other occupants of the table looked over. The boy caught the eyes of a certain snake… "Looks interesting…"
Naruto ran to his table. There were a lot of people he didn't know. He sat next to Sasuke and Kiba. Kiba was grinning. "I didn't know you and Kyuubi were dating! Why'd you tell us? We could have saved Uchiha the embarrassment…" Sasuke blushed and fumed at the dog boy.
Naruto flushed in anger and pouted. "We're not. He just started saying weird stuff to me. I forgot why we stopped talking. He's fucking insane." Kiba's grin faded. He wasn't expecting a serious reply.
Sasuke blinked. Naruto didn't want that? He looked over to Kyu-kun. He was with Akatsuki group. Yeah. He was insane.
Shikamaru cleared his throat. "Naruto have you met the others in our group?"
Naruto visibly cheered up. "Nope!"
Kiba pointed to the boy with sunglasses on next to him. "That's Shino, he's bug boy,"
"The bowler cut next to him is Lee, he a year older than us," Lee grinned at him and gave him the thumbs up. Somehow, his teeth twinkled. Naruto grinned back, but was secretly afraid. So shiny…
"Blindy there is Neji," "I am not blind!" The pale boy countered. Kiba ignored him. "He's also a year older than us,"
"And the 'large boned' person there is Choji." The tubby boy smiled. Naruto smiled back at him. "Don't call him fat. He goes spastic…" Kiba whispered to him.
"I heard that!" Choji called from across the table.
Kiba cleared his throat. "Everyone, this girly person is actually a guy called Naruto!"
Naruto slammed Kiba under his foot. "WHO'S GIRLY?!"
Kiba giggled. "I can see up your skirt."
Naruto blushed and released him.
Shikamaru hit Kiba over the head. "Naruto, there are only two groups you need to be worried about. See over there?" Shikamaru pointed to Kyu-kun's table.
"That's 'Akatsuki'. They're a whole group of weird" Sasuke cut him off.
"Akatsuki are a bunch of insane freaks, my brother Itachi included." He pointed to the red eyes. "It seems your friend has joined them."
"Thanks Captain Obvious." Neji said, rolling his eyes.
"No problem, blindy." Sasuke said smirking.
"NOT BLIND!"
Naruto looked over at the table. Kyu-kun was joking with some blond, and Sasuke's brother and the red head's eyes were fixed on him.
"Who's the red head?" Naruto asked. He was having a staring contest with him.
Kiba put on a spooky face. "That's Gaara. I heard he's killed before… for fun… he also doesn't sleep."
Even Shikamaru looked fazed by Gaara. Naruto kept staring. He realized how stupid it was trying to win a staring contest with an insomniac, but still. His eyes started to water. "Gah!" He yelled rubbing his eyes. The rest of the table starred at him.
He looked over at Gaara's table. The bastard was smirking! Naruto pouted. He hated losing.
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow. "Right…" He pointed to Tayuya's table. "That's 'The Sound'."
"Sasuke, you know everything about them, why don't you tell us?" Kiba said mockingly.
"Huh?" Naruto looked between Tayuya, who was yelling obscene language at her plate, and her friends and to Sasuke.
"Ice queen here usually hangs out with them." Kiba stated, glaring at Sasuke.
Naruto's face fell. "So you're not going to be around?" His bottom lip trembled and he put on his best puppy eyes.
Sasuke needed his nose plugs, but he managed. "Of course I will."
"Yay!" Naruto hugged him, which he returned, weaker than Naruto's death-lock. Sasuke wished they were back in their room… naked… doing more than hugging…
Sasuke felt like his head was burning. He looked around and spotted Neji. He was burning hole through his head with that glare. Sasuke smirked and pulled Naruto closer. But Neji wasn't the only one.
"That's" Neji was cut off by Shikamaru. "I think the love birds have hugged enough. If they don't stop now they'll be humping each other."
Naruto pulled away blushing, much to Sasuke's annoyance. "Shikamaru! We're not like that together!" Neji smirked at Sasuke, who scowled. "And anyway, Sasuke probably already has a girlfriend, judging by the crowds yesterday, ne Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
"Hn. Girl's are troublesome." He said shrugging.
"You sound like Shikamaru now." Choji said smiling.
"I don't say 'hn'." Shikamaru said boredly.
Everyone laughed, except Sasuke and Neji (and Shino, cause he never laughs. He just fixes his glasses) who were too busy glaring at each other…
It was the end of the day. Naruto sighed as he waited for Kaka-sensei's class finished. The class filed out of the class. Just barely he picked up someone saying: "I can't believe it! I was half a class late and he didn't even care! Kaka-sensei's not giving anyone detention today!" Naruto raised an eyebrow and walked in.
Sasuke waited until the class had past before waiting outside the door. Something was up with Kaka-sensei… and if there wasn't, he could wait outside and escort Naruto back to their room.
He reached the door when he heard footsteps. He turned to see…
"Neji! What are you doing here?!" He said, trying not to be too loud.
"I can ask you the same thing." He said glaring.
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "I'm waiting for my roommate." Turning back to the door.
"You like him." Neji stated blankly. Sasuke flushed and turned to yell at the calm boy.
"You" "You can't have everything, Uchiha. And this is one thing you're not going to have. Fate led me to this boy. He's mine." Neji glared.
"If it was up to fate, it would be me because I'm his roommate!"
They stood there in a staring contest; until they heard Naruto's molest meep.
Naruto walked into the room. It was empty except for Kaka-sensei, who was reading some book, leaning on his desk. Naruto was still in his skirt.
"Umm… Kaka-sensei?…" The masked teacher turned to him and smiled. His eyes seemed a bit foggy.
"Naruto…" The teacher disappeared from his view. He span around, when he fell backwards into the teacher.
"Do you know how hot you look in that skirt?" He said playfully and slipped one of his hands up his skirt and the other up his top. Naruto meeped.
The door slammed open and Sasuke and Neji ran in. Kaka-sensei JUST managed to detangle himself before the boys saw anything.
"Boys, what's the meaning of this?" Sasuke looked at Naruto. The blond still looked shocked from Kaka-sensei. Sasuke knew something was up.
"Er… Naruto has to go now…" Sasuke stumbled.
Kaka-sensei raised his visible eyebrow. "Why is it that Naruto has to leave detention?"
"Because…" Sasuke looked around. Table, wall, Neji… NEJI!
"Because he has to help the blind!" He said shoving Neji in front of him.
"Just go with it!" He whispered to Neji.
Neji scowled inwardly. It was for Naruto though… He started looking franticly around the room with his arms out in front of him. "Naruto where are you?"
Kaka-sensei's eyes narrowed. He'd never taught this boy, so he didn't know if he was really blind, but if he didn't let Naruto help the boy, he could be in trouble.
"Naruto go help the blind boy. You are dismissed for today."
Naruto quickly nodded and put his arm around Neji's waist. Neji slyly slipped his arm around the blond's neck. He saw Sasuke fume and smirked. "This way Neji." Neji walked with Naruto arms outstretched. He felt stupid, but Naruto's arm helped him feel that it was worth it.
When they were well away from the class room, Naruto hugged Neji. "Thanks for that Neji-kun!" Neji hugged him back and stuck his tongue out at Sasuke.
Sasuke really didn't like Neji…
Thoughts? Did you like Kyu-kun? Or should I drop him?
Kyu: HEY!
You decide Kyu-kun's fate!