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Dream

"Talking"

'Person's thoughts'

Two More Perverts

Sasuke was lying on his stomach, arms by sides, pretending to watch crappy TV. Something about a plane crash and freaking polar bears in the tropics. C'mon! Polar bears! Sasuke scoffed at the stupidity of the storyline. His LIFE was a better story line.

In truth, he never watched much TV. The plots were getting worse and worse, and the comedy shows had been reduced to laughing at children falling down. Ha ha. So funny to watch kids crying.

No, in truth he was trying to ignore Naruto. Neji had walked them back to their room and Naruto had clung to his arm the entire time. He couldn't believe the blond hadn't notice his fuming. Neji had even poked his tongue out when Naruto's back was turned in the door way, AFTER he winked to Naruto. Bloody bastard! He saw Naruto first! …Ok, Kiba did, but he's into girl! So that doesn't count! Same with Shikamaru! But he never found out what the cloud-watching lazy boy liked. He seemed to think that everything was too troublesome. Which meant he was neural. Good. Wait! If he was neural, he was therefore bi! Which meant he could like Naruto! Damn that lazy confusing bastard!

While he was contemplating Shikamaru, a shadow fell over his head. He was so lost; the usually alert boy didn't even notice the hair tickling his ear.

"What ya watching?" Naruto asked evilly, trying to freak out the stoic boy. Sasuke literally jumped when the hot breath hit his ear.

Naruto grinned at his friend's reaction. Sasuke was so funny!

"Dobe!" Sasuke hit Naruto over the head. If Naruto wasn't going to be kinky, he shouldn't do kinky stuff!

Naruto rubbed his head, his bottom lips slowing pulling down into a cute pout. 'Sasuke hits hard…' Naruto thought, in a whiney voice.

Sasuke stared at Naruto. On his bed. Being cute. In only hideous, removable, orange pajama pants. He stiffed the blood from his nose back up. Eww. He needed to stop think bad thought around Naruto. He probably thought Sasuke had a problem or disease. Then again, constantly getting horny was becoming seemingly problematic. He could fix his problem… Naruto was next to him, and he was sure that a little flirting could lead to… 'Better' things.

"Oi! Sasuke!"

Sasuke clicked out of his kinky Naru-lovin' daydream. "Hm?" he blinked at Naruto innocently, hoping he wasn't physic.

"Stop stoking my leg."

"Wha-" Sasuke looked at his hand. It was indeed on Naruto's leg. And it was also getting closer to Naruto's… sweet spot.

"Err…" Sasuke felt his nose bleed coming back. So close… 'You shouldn't be feeling pervy now!'

Naruto looked at the unmoved hand and back at Sasuke. "You wouldn't happen to be related to a lady called "Anko" would you?" he asked.

Sasuke raised his eyebrow. "The PE teacher?"

Naruto crossed his arms with a thoughtful expression. "I think that's what she said she did…"

Sasuke stared doubtfully at him. "No, We're not related. Why?"

Naruto stared at the ceiling. "No reason."

"Ah."

Naruto flopped down on the bed.

"Sasuke."

"Hn?"

"Move your goddamn hand."

Unfortunately, Naruto's replacement uniform had not come in yet (Sasuke hid his extra uniform down the side of his bed). He was told it was coming in tomorrow, but that meant one extra day of embarrassment. The navy skirt was laughing at his misfortunes, he knew it. And skirts laugh by lifting up.

He also noticed that the increase of laughter from the skirt seemed to increase poor Sasuke's nose bleeds. He was probably disgusted so much by it that his nose bled. Naruto was going to have to do something nice for him to make it up to him.

The oblivious blonde hid once again between a glaring Sasuke and Kiba as they made there way to homeroom. He continued to hide there until he had successfully taken his seat without being seen. He made himself small the entire lesson, disparately trying not to get another detention. He thought he was in the green, before Kaka-sensei stopped him at the door.

"You're still not wearing the correct attire Uzumaki." He said this in a challenging tone, giving Naruto a once over.

Now, Naruto could have ignored his challenge and do the smart thing, merely saying a quick 'Yes sir. Sorry sir.' But Naruto was not all that smart, and he certainly didn't back out of a challenge.

"And whose fault is that sir." Naruto said mockingly.

Kaka-sensei tried to hide his grin by scowling, but it was pretty obvious. "Seems you need another detention Uzumaki." Naruto's expression turned fearful for a second, before he scowled again. "But you're lucky, Uzumaki. I have a teachers meeting tonight, so you're detention will be for tomorrow."

He nodded slightly and pushed passed the masked teacher. He stormed down the hall to his next class, not waiting to hear Sasuke shout out to him.

Naruto wasn't listening through maths. Asuma didn't really seem to care, as most of his student didn't care for revision, and, to be fair, neither did he. Shikamaru noticed his bad mood, but didn't say anything. He knew Naruto had got another detention, and it was far too troublesome to talk about. He did think it was unfair, what Kaka-sensei was doing, and detention seemed to really unnerve Naruto. He'd have to do something about it. How troublesome…

Recess went by fast. He did catch the strange green-eyed redhead staring at him again, which made everyone in the group nervous, except him. He didn't see Sasuke or Neji at all.

Naruto's first lesson after recess was double art. Naruto was very good at art, and he was told he had an artistic flair. Unfortunately, the only person who shared his views was Lee. Not that there was anything wrong with Lee, it was just…the eyebrows… and the twinkle in his smile. They were scary. He found himself almost asking Lee if he ever thought of shaving them off.

He soon got used to them, despite his growing urge to shave them off. Lee was a lot like him; energetic, stubborn and he carried a good vibe. They finally got to the class room, Naruto's bad mood already gone.

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

Naruto stood quite horrified as he looked upon his art teacher… 'super-brows'. The guy was wearing a fucking green leotard! He was teaching kids here! They don't need to see THAT!

"WELCOME TO MY CLASS! WHO MIGHT YOU BE, MY NEW YOUTHFUL STUDENT!" 'Super-brows' boomed while posing.

"Er…" Naruto stared at his new teacher; he was beginning to get very scared. "…Uzumaki Naruto…" He looked around the class. They looked very bored, most looking blankly at the canvas in front of them, or adjusting their easels, except Lee, who looked very proud of his teacher. This must happen a lot.

"WELCOME NARUTO!" Naruto was about to point out that he already welcomed him, but he was cut off before he got the first sound out. "YOU CAN TAKE THE FREE SPOT NEXT TO GAARA!" He boomed, pointing (in another very strange pose) to the spot next to the green-eyed redhead from before.

As he walked over, he noticed that all the other seats near Gaara, unlike the other seats which were in arm distance, were pushed as far from him as possible, isolating him. They, like most of his friends, seemed afraid of him.

Ignoring that, he sat in his seat and unpacked his things. He pretended not to notice Gaara's stare that was burning into him.

Gai-sensei gave them instruction on what they were doing for the next two week, seeing as art was only on twice a week, one double and one single. The entire time, Gaara's gaze was fixed on Naruto, who was beginning to admit it was unnerving.

Gai-sensei's speech finished, and the started on their oil paintings. Naruto barely picked up his brush before Gaara spoke.

"Why haven't you moved away?" It was more of a demand then a question. His voice was deep and cold, but there was amusement behind it.

Naruto met his stare unmoved. "Do you want me to move?" He asked, smiling slightly.

"Most people do." He said smirking.

Naruto dripped his brush in orange and blue paint, mixing it with the medium. "I'm not most people." He replied, still smiling.

Gaara following his lead, picking up a blood red and a dark brown. "If you were smart, you would be most people."

Naruto laughed. "If I was smart, I wouldn't have fallen for Kaka-sensei's detention trap." He started to bring his brush over his canvas.

He looked up at Gaara when he didn't get a reply. He was staring intensely at him again, his brush leaving his canvas. Naruto looked at Gaara's painting, and suddenly he couldn't breathe properly.

Gaara had writing in his blood-like paint: 'I will watch you bleed beneath me, my prey.'

Naruto felt all the blood leave him, making him feel incredibly numb. He thought of laughing it off, but Gaara's stare was completely serious, and behind those green eyes was a flicking amusement of a madman.

Gaara dragged his brush over the word, making them disappear in the paint again, continuing this as if the painting had always being simply a painting. Naruto turned back to his own painting, still fearful. He wanted to move away, but he couldn't.

Gaara pressed himself closer to him, so that his hot breath tickled his ear. "Still so confident Naruchan?" He dragged his name out as he did with his brush. Naruto shivered; he could almost feel him smirking.

Then he pushed away quickly, leaving Naruto in shock.

"NARUTO! NICE CHOICE OF COLOURS!" Naruto yelped as thumbs up thrust in front of his face.

"GAARA! I SEE YOU'VE CHOOSEN THE SAME COLOURS AS USUAL. VERY NICE!" Gai-sensei have him the thumbs up and walked to compliment the next person.

He didn't dare look at Gaara, or move away from him, for the rest of the class, but he felt his stare burn into him the entire class.

Naruto rushed to take his table at lunch, not wanting to repeat yesterday's happenings. He was so glad to see Sasuke's black head; he ran up and hugged him. Everyone laughed at this, except Neji who cursed under his breath.

Naruto took his seat, eyes fixed on Sasuke as he took the seat next to him. "Where'd you go at recess?" He tried to demand, but he was so glad to be away from insane people, it didn't come out like he wanted it to. He sounded needy…

Sasuke couldn't help but feel 'happy' at Naruto's tone. He sorely wished Naruto would still be this needy later that night.

"Me and Neji went to try and get you out of detention," Naruto's eyes light up. "But Kaka-sensei wouldn't give in." Naruto's face fell. ANOTHER pervy detention.

He faked a smile. "Thanks for trying…" He said, and gave a shaky laugh.

Lunch processed as usual; joke and teases. Naruto directed all his attention to his own group, so as not to catch anyone's eye, especially the eye of a certain redhead. But as it turns out, Gaara was not the only one whose gaze was fixed on the blonde.

Their next class was PE, and like many of their subjects, it was mixed up with the older students, so Neji and Lee were also in this class. The only two not in their class was Shino and Choji. Shino had no care for sports, preferring science (which Naruto was in as well) and Choji hated running too much to be bothered. Thankfully, Shino gave him his PE uniform, as he was only given the girl's PE uniform (PE uniform: navy shorts and white T-shirt) that was even worse than regular uniform.

Unfortunately for Naruto, Gaara, Kyu-kun and Sasuke's brother Itachi, all of whom had shown strange interest in him, except Itachi who he hadn't met as of yet. He nervously looked at them, until Gaara looked at him, at which time he hastily looked away, hiding behind Sasuke.

"Line up! C'mon! Hurry up!" He heard the teacher call. He joined his friend in the line, standing next to Kiba and Sasuke. They all looked to the teacher. To Naruto's great relief, it was Anko-chan standing in front of them giving orders. Still shouting for them to line up, she caught his eye and smiled at him.

"Now, we're going to start the lesson off with a game! We're going to play 'Octopus'. Any objections?" A few people started to say something, but they were instantly cut off. "Good! Can I have some volunteers?"

Kiba instantly put his hand up, as did several others. Anko pointed to three people; Kiba included. Naruto couldn't see the other two.

"HELL YEAH! I'M GOING TO KICK SOME ASS!" Kiba yelled enthusiastically. He ran out and grabbed the blue sash, grinning like a fool.

Naruto looked at the other people who went up. There was a boy from the senior class he didn't know, who was equally as enthusiastic as Kiba when taking his green sash, and… Naruto paled… Kyu-kun… He grabbed the red sash, wrapping it around his wrist.

"Alright class! All you have to do is run to the other side of the court! On my whistle!" She raised her hand in air, whistle in her mouth. Naruto just KNEW Kyu-kun was planning something evil.

WWWHHHHHIIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTLLLLLLLEEEEEEE (AN: Shut up! I don't know how to spell a whistle sound so this will do!)

Naruto ran across the court. He noticed that Kiba was purposely avoiding hitting his friends. He made it to the end, as had most of the class. The whistle blow again and they ran again. The guy with the green sash was running towards him, but he saw Kyu-kun purposely block his path, and he made it safely over the line.

Why'd he do that? Kyu-kun was planning something, he was sure.

Half the class was sitting out, few bothering with their duties as 'seaweed'. Shikamaru looked like he was sleeping in his spot, not really bothered by the rush of people passing him. Sasuke, Neji, Lee, Itachi, Gaara and himself were all still in. Itachi and Gaara were always the first people over, but he never saw them actually move. They went through this until it was only the aforementioned people were left.

Naruto was beginning to feel very tiring. He looked at Neji and Sasuke and saw his own weariness reflected. Itachi and Gaara though seemed perfectly fine. He caught his breath quickly as the last person coming over was caught. The whistle sounded and he started to run over to the other side… until he was caught around the middle.

He was roughly swung into a confined embrace, his arm pinned to the person's chest by his capturer's arms. He knew who it was even before Anko-chan yelled.

"Kyuubi! Let go of Naruto and finish the game!" Her tone was threatening and very much like a mother scolding a bully.

"Miss. Mitarashi, I was wondering…" Naruto could hear the grin in his voice, as he pulled him closer around the waist. He was blushing madly and panting from running, which must not look very good. He struggled meekly against him, only earning a slight groan from Kyu-kun. Oh god… he was NOT getting turned on by this situation! No bloody way!

Kyu-kun continued. "Why don't we learn golf in PE?" 'No no no no… Don't… PLEASE don't…' Naruto begged inside his head. "Wouldn't it be good fun, if all the boys went out and started teaching each other, pressing themselves together, pretending to play golf?" He bent Naruto over, pushing Naruto's ass roughly to his growing hardness. Naruto shuddered; it didn't feel right. It was obviously a sex position; any dumbass could have seen that. Kyu-kun leant over to his ear, much like Gaara; his hot breath spilling into his ear. "Push your ass out more Naruto." He whispered mockingly. Naruto's face felt like it was on fire.

"KYUUBI! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! IF YOU CONTINUE, I WILL PERSONALLY SEE THAT YOU ARE EXPELLED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT!" Anko-chan yelled at the top of her voice. Kyu-kun instantly let go, stepping back slightly, scowling.

Naruto just stood there, looking at everyone. Most were shocked and some looked disgusted. Sasuke's look was impossible to tell. He was shaking, and Naruto couldn't see his eyes behind hid bangs. Naruto's eyes filled tears. 'Shit… He looks disgusted… He must hate me…'

Wiping his tear away, he ran. He could hear Anko-chan and Kyu-kun arguing behind him. He turned into the bathroom and leaned against the sink, trying to collect himself.

Kyu-kun was arguing with Anko-sensei non-stop about Naruto. Sasuke was still shaking in anger when he went over to them, attempting to punch Kyu-kun, but Kiba and Neji held him back, so he was forced to settle with yelling curse words and threats.

In the midst of their anger, no one noticed Itachi leave the gym and head towards the bathroom…

Naruto was breathing heavily into the sink. He calmed himself down slowly, trying to breathe deep and long.

He heard the door open and quickly stood up, his vision still blurred by his tears. He looked in the crappy mirrors to see who was there. It was Sasuke! Forgetting his previous thought of Sasuke being disgusted by him, he spun around hitting Sasuke's chest. He grabbed his shirt, trying to control his sobs, still breathing deeply.

Sasuke slammed Naruto painfully up onto the counter so his legs swung over the edge around Sasuke lean, tall figure. Sasuke seized his hands with one hand before he could do anything.

"Wha?! Sasuke?!" He gasped breathily between his sobs.

Sasuke other hand wiped his tears away clearing his vision. Deep blood red eyes stared into his own. This wasn't Sasuke; it was his brother, Itachi.

He made to scream but Itachi covered his mouth with his own. His first real kiss, taken against his will. He didn't register much after that. He barely realized his mouth and hands were bound by tape. He only really remembered were he was when he felt his shorts being pulled down.

His eyes widened, and he started to struggle again. Itachi slammed his legs into the counter, holding him down.

"Kyuubi plays with you, but I'll just get straight to the point." It was the first time he'd said anything since he started this, and it was the last thing Naruto wanted to hear.

He went back to pulling down Naruto's shorts when the door opened with a bang.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Naruto looked past Itachi to see… Kyu-kun. And here was he, hoping for a knight in shinning armor.

Itachi turned to him, emotionless as usual. "Wasn't it you who said 'First come, first serve' yesterday?" Naruto's eyes widened even more so. What the hell was he to them? A free whore?!

Kyu-kun stepped forward challenging. "He belongs to me." He growled, the powerful insane gleam in his eyes threatening to kill.

"Once again, 'first come, first serve.' Not my problem you're too slow."

"Why you-" Kyu-kun looked about to kill, but they heard distant footsteps.

Kyu-kun turned to Naruto and started to untie him, still talking to Itachi. "What the fuck made you think you'd get away with RAPE in CLASS!" He said between clenched teeth.

Itachi didn't answer. Kyu-kun held Naruto wrist's in his hand, ripping off the tape from Naruto's mouth. He made to scream, but Kyu-kun blocked it with his hand.

"If you tell ANYONE about this, we'll get expelled. If we get expelled, we will break into the school and rape your ass!" He watched the skeptical look in his eyes saying 'Isn't that going to happen anyway?'

"And Sasuke!" Naruto's eyes widened and Itachi raised an eyebrow.

"I'm not touching my brother."

Kyu-kun rolled his eyes. "You don't have to. Leave it to me." He turned back to Naruto. "Got it?" He nodded feverishly. Kyu-kun released him and he hopped off the counter before the door opened. Anko-chan and Sasuke stood in the door, looking from Kyu-kun, to a teary Naruto, to Itachi. They stared at Itachi.

"What are you doing here?" Anko-chan asked suspiciously.

"Going to the toilet." He said in his usual emotionless tone.

"I don't remember letting you go." She said, eyes narrowing.

"You didn't." He said bluntly.

She sighed. "Detention. Get back to class." Sasuke glared at him as he walked out the door.

"It doesn't look like you've apologized, but we can't waste MORE class time." Anko-chan said and pointed to the door.

They walked back to class not saying a word.

Last class was English, Naruto's most hated subject. Not because of the English bit, but their perverted teacher. He sat in his seat between Shikamaru and Sasuke, trying not to get detention again.

"Alright class, we are going to start to study Hamlet." He grabbed his white board marker and wrote 'Hamlet' on the board. Just as he was writing, Shikamaru stood up and walked calmly over to the board.

Kaka-sensei blinked at him. "Is something wrong Nara?"

"Just adding something." Shikamaru looked bored as he took the marker from Kaka-sensei and started to write.

He finished and moved away for everyone to read. 'Ero-Kaka-sensei enjoys porn and molesting little children.' The entire class burst out in laughter, and even Naruto, subject to the molesting, was laughing his head off.

Kaka-sensei had gone completely red from embarrassment and anger. He took the marker back from Shikamaru and rubbed the offending works off the board. The laughter continued, until Kaka-sensei cracked. "ENOUGH!"

The room went deadly silent. Kaka-sensei definitely wasn't happy. "YOU!" He pointed at Shikamaru. "YOU WILL SERVE DETENTION THE DAY TOMORROW AFTER CLASSES! NOW GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT!"

Shikamaru shrugged like nothing had happened and went back to his seat.

"Why'd you do that?" Naruto questioned, trying not to grin.

"My plan to get you through detention tomorrow." He replied, smiling.

Naruto hugged Shikamaru after class and they went up to their dorms. Naruto suddenly felt nervous to be alone with Sasuke, because he was convinced that he was disgusted by the incident in PE.

They didn't talk when they entered, nor through dinner, and it was only until Naruto couldn't stand the silence before Sasuke went to bed that he opened his mouth.

"Sorry Sasuke…" He practically whispered, but he knew Sasuke heard him.

Sasuke stared shocked at him. "For what?" He asked gently.

"I know you must have been disgusted at me in PE…" He continued in his silent voice, hoping he wouldn't cry.

"What are you talking about?" Naruto looked up to see Sasuke's worried face. "I was furious at that asshole Kyuubi for touching you! I'm sorry I couldn't do anything…" Sasuke put his hands on Naruto's shoulders.

"Thank goodness your not." Naruto smiled weakly in relief, and then flung himself onto Sasuke, hug-tackling him to the bed. His smile grew until he was grinning at his friend.

Sasuke looked at Naruto, and he couldn't help himself. His eyes trailed down to Naruto's lips. He took his chin between his forefinger and his thumbs, smiling slightly.

Naruto's eye widened as Sasuke was closing the gap. He didn't look like Itachi did; Itachi looked at him harsh and lustful. But Sasuke's eyes were soft and loving.

Naruto just felt Sasuke's lip brush his own… BANG! Kiba rush in from the bathroom, waving a piece of paper around.

"NARUTO! Shikamaru's not helping! Do you understand this science homework Kurenai-sensei gave-?" Kiba stopped his rant and stared at them slack jawed.

Kiba soaked in the scene, analyzing the situation. Naruto was sitting in Sasuke's lap on the bed, blushing like mad. Their faces were still inches apart. Sasuke looked pissed, and at some point in time, Sasuke's hands had planted themselves comfortably on Naruto's ass.

Click. "GET OFF HIM NOW, YOU SHITTY PERVERT!" Kiba yelled throwing a punch at Sasuke.

Sasuke barely managed to move out of the way, and ended up tumbling onto the floor, taking a bright red stuttering Naruto with him. Sasuke opened his eyes to find himself sprawled over Naruto. Naruto winced when he felt a shoe sticking in his back.

Sasuke was hauled up by Kiba, but this time, managed to catch the punch to his face.

"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?! HE WAS MOLESTED TODAY, AND YOU DECIDED TO GRAB HIS ASS AND KISS HIM?! SOME FRIEND YOU ARE!" Kiba spat in Sasuke's face, grabbing him by the collar of his shirt with his free hand.

"What are you idiot's doing?" Three heads turned to see Shikamaru leaning on the bathroom doorway, bored. "You're going to disturb the whole school."

"Shikamaru! He-" "Did nothing."

All eyes turned to Naruto, who was picking himself off the floor, grinning stupidly.

"I tackled him onto the bed as a joke. Ya know, guy stuff." Naruto said sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck nervously.

Sasuke ripped Kiba's hand off his shirt, also releasing his hold on Kiba's fist. Both boys glared at each other.

Shikamaru sighed tiredly. "C'mon Kiba. I'll help you with your homework if it shuts you up. You should do this stuff on time." He raised a hand as a sign of "Good night" "Sorry to bother you guy, and your 'guy stuff'." Naruto blushed at Shikamaru obvious hint.

"If you touch him, I'll kill you, Uchiha." Kiba growled at Sasuke before following Shikamaru. He stopped at the bathroom door. "'Night Naruto."

"'Night!" Naruto said with a smile.

The door shut. Naruto stared at Sasuke. Sasuke stared at the ground; a small tint of pink on his face. Silence.

Finally, Sasuke looked towards Naruto, refusing to look into those endless blue eyes. Naruto was biting down on his perfect pink bottom lip. "'Night Naruto." He muttered, heading towards his bed.

He only just pulled back the covers when Naruto jumped onto his bed. Without thinking, he looked up and was caught in those impossibly blue eyes. His breathe caught in his throat.

Naruto sat there, twisting the hem of his shirt in his fingers. "Ano… Can I sleep with you tonight?"

Sasuke blinked at him. Sleep…with him? 'Oh God. Yes!!!' The Sasuke in his mind jumped onto Naruto and kissed him senseless.

"You know, 'cause I don't really feel safe at this school."

Sasuke's stared shocked. Of course, he knew Naruto would feel insecure, but hearing those words from Naruto's mouth, seeing his sad, almost broken smile… was heart wrenching.

He grabbed Naruto by the shoulders and pulled him into a hug. "Of course you can."

The new ending kicks the old ending's butt. Hard.

Octopus: A variation of tag, where there are the 'octopus' people ('it') and the runners. If you are tagged, you become 'seaweed' and stay where you were tug and try and tug other runners without moving from that spot. If you have NOT played this in your childhood, I pity you. I loved that game. I was pretty good at it. So many wasted PE lessons… now we play 'Dodge ball.' It gets boring fast, coz' we girls don't DO anything but watch the boys win it for us. Sad really…

Ero Pervert