disclaimer- I DONT OWN FRUITS BASKET!

Ok ok i love the council members and i thought i needed another funni fick centered around yuki and the guys.

P.S. I'm not so sure I wanna continue with these one shots.

I mean its obvious there arent alot of people who read up to this chapter yet and therefore not alot of council fans... So please if you want me to continue send me some feedback or at least ideas for one shots.

Anyway...LET THE STORY BEGIN!


The meeting started of like usual.

Machi came in late,

Naohito yelled at her for being tardy,

Kakeru yelled at him for yelling at Machi,

and Kimi screamed at both of them for yelling in the first place.

...yup absolutely nothing unusual.

After a few more obscenities were shouted out and things "calmed" down a bit Yuki lifted up aletter "see this?" he questioned. Yuki looked at the confused faces of his friends and continued "this is a letter from the culinary arts club."

Kakeru blinked "what? Like cupcakes and stuff?"

Kimi frowned and smacked him over the head "shh! Don't interrupt Yun-yun!"

Yuki smiled "thank you Kimi. As I was saying it's a letter from the culinary art club, it seems that four of its members got food poisining and so will be unable to help with the bake sale tomorrow." He paused, waiting for a reaction.

Kakeru blinked again "so…" he ducked and looked over carefully at Kimi who just nodded her head. Letting out a sigh of relief Kakeru continued "so what are we going to do about it? Reschedule the bake sale?"

Yuki frowned "no where're going to help bake…" he trailed off noticing the strange looks he was receiving.

"What! As the student council it's our job to help the other clubs with their activities and I don't see why we can't help them with their bake sale instead of just rescheduling it." Naohito glared at him "has it ever occurred to you that maybenone of us know how to cook!" Yuki's eyes widened, he hadn't really thought of that…

Kimi jumped up from her seat "that's not true! Kimi can bake cookies!" Yuki looked at her thankfully "really! That's great!" Kimi nodded proudly "yup! But…I can only cook with the store bought mixture."

Everyone in the room sweet dropped.

"Um Kimi I don't think we are allowed to use store bought mixtures…" Kimi pouted "oh...well than…" she crossed her arms and sat back down in a huff.

Kakeru frowned and leaned back in his chair "you would think that with a council full of girls one of you guys would know how to cook." He looked over at Naohito and Yuki accusingly.

Naohito snarled and kicked him under the table while Yuki grabbed a book and chucked it at Kakeru's head.

Kakeru winced and tried to rub both wounds at the same time "sorry…I shouldn't just assume that you ladies should know how to cook. I mean it is the 22th centaury."

Yuki grabbed another book "sorry, sorry! I was just kidding!" Naohito snorted "ok so no one in here knows how to bake."

Kakeru frowned "see Yun-yun none of us can cook so I think we should just reschedule the bake sale, and if it makes you feel better we can send the sick members a get well card or something."

"Well…" Yuki looked over at Machi surprised that she had spoken out "I know how to make chocolate chip cookies…"Yuki grinned "that's great! So you could make the cookies and the others and I could help you anyway we can."

Machi shrugged "alright."

Yuki looked over at the other members, Naohito looked irritated and was muttering about what a waste of time this was but Kakeru and Kimi actually seemed pretty excited.

Kakeru nodded and stood up "alright than! Tomorrow we'll bake some chocolate chip cookies and give them to the culinary art club before the sale begins."

He grabbed his book bag "SO MY FELLOW TEAM DEFENSE CORPS! I'M OFF!" With a final salute he dashed out of the room.

Naohito glared at the swinging door "we should really talk to him about not ending every single meeting like that."

Yuki sighed and swung his back pack over his shoulder "I'll make a note of it for the next meeting."


(the next day)

Machi blinked calmly "so do we have all of the ingredients?" Her brother nodded "yup! I got them right here!" He held up to shopping bags and placed them on the table with a thump.

"Be careful! There are eggs in there!" Yuki exclaimed. Naohito frowned and lifted out a bag of flour "you sure we have to make cookies out of scratch?"

Yuki nodded "that's what the culinary art members said."

Naohito scowled "it's not like they'd even be able to tell if we used store bought cookies or not." Kimi winked at him "but this is a lot more fun! Don't cha think!" He glared at her and started taking the rest of the ingredients out.

"Alright then let's get started!" Kakeru cracked his knuckles and looked around enthusiastically.

…."what do I do first!"

Yuki and the rest sweet dropped.

"How about you just…help clean up later? I mean! We already have four people helping out…so…" Kakeru didn't say anything.

Yuki looked over at him worried; afraid that he had hurt Kakerus feelings. When he saw himYuki felt a vein pop in his head…Kakeru had fallen asleep on the couch.

Naohito snorted "great help he is." Kimi frowned "can't we start baking yet? Wait…what are we making again?"

Yuki closed his eyes.

This was going to be more difficult than he first thought.


(an hour later)

"Finally!" Yuki smiled proudly at his fellow members "we have our first batch of cookies!"

Naohito rolled his eyes "yippy." Kimi grinned and jumped up and down "see! Kimi helped too!"

Yuki smiled at her "yes you did. You guys ALL helped." Even Kakeru did. He had woken up right when it was time to mix the ingredients.

"Now we just need to make one more batch and where're done!" Kakeru grinned and said "yup! The school defense corps always gets the job done!" He punched a fist into the air bumping his elbow into an opened bag of flour.

(switch to slow motion mode)

Yuki's eyes widened "hey watch out!"

He ran over and caught the bag right before it fell over.

(back to normal mode)

"Whew…" Yuki let out a sigh of relief and placed the bag back onto the counter. Kakeru smiled sheepishly "whoops. Smooth catch Yuki." Kimi clapped her hands and even Machi smiled appreciatively. Yuki smiled and backed away from the counter. When he stepped back he felt his foot bump into something and heard a thump and a splash. .

…..

…..

Yuki swallowed nervously and slowly turned around.

Behind him was a large puddle of milk.

Naohito snickered "good job Yuki…"

Kakeru soon joined in "yeah that wasn't so smooth."

Yuki's face flushed "sorry! I'll clean it up." He immediately grabbed the tipped over milk container and winced when he saw how little milk there was left.

Machi looked over his shoulder and frowned "we won't be able to make another batch with that much milk." Yuki frowned apologetically and looked around "sorry guys…"

Kakeruchuckled and patted him on the shoulder "no use crying over spilled milk." He busted out laughing "do you get it! Spilled milk!"

Naohito however wasn't amused "so what are we suppose to do now!" Yuki frowned "does anyone know where we could get more?"

Kimi smiled "Yup! Kimi thinks there's milk in the teacher's lounge mini refrigerator." Naohito looked at her suspiciously "how do you know?"

Kimiblinked innocently"once when Kimi forgot her lunch a teacher let her eat his! Believe me, they won't mind if we borrow some milk!"

Yuki, Kakeru, and Naohito looked at each other uneasily.

Was it ok for a teacher to be like that?

Yuki had a sneaking suspicion that it was the same teacher who had given Kimi the new chalk board. Anyway…"right than." Yuki looked over at Kakeru "Kakeru and I will go and try to find some milk in the teachers lounge and you three can make a smaller batch with the milk we have left."

Naohito glared at them, no way were those two leaving him to bake cookies while they went out to fool around. He stepped in front of Yuki "I'm coming too!" Kakeru snickered and patted his head affectionately "aw, does little Naohito- chan not like being alone?"

He pushed Kakeru's offending hand off his head "no! I'm coming to make sure you two won't make another mess!" Naohito sent a pointed glare towards Yuki who just sighed in annoyance "fine. Kakeru, Naohito and I will go get the milk while you two stay here."

Machi just shrugged while Kimi nodded enthusiastically "Yun-yun can count on us!"

Yuki smiled and turned around motioning towards Kakeru and Naohito to follow him.


Kakeru rubbed the back of his head "so which way do we go?"

The three of them were in corridor leading down to two separate hallways. Yuki let out a breath of exasperation.He had been in such a rush to get the milk that he had forgotten to ask Kimi how to get to the teachers lounge.

Deciding to make a guess Yuki pointed to the left hallway "we can try to go down that one first."

Naohito snorted "no way. We should go down that way" he said while pointing to the right hallway.

It took all of Yuki's willpower not to throw Naohito out the window right then and there.

It was so obvious that Naohito had only chosen that way just to disagree with him. However Yuki refused to stoop to such childish behavior. "Fine" he muttered "we'll try going that way first."

Naohitolooked slightly taken aback that Yuki agreed so quickly.He frowned "alright. But I get to lead the way."

Yuki's eyes narrowed and he stepped back holding out an arm "by all means." His tone was sarcastic, something Naohito immediately picked up.

They glared at each other for a second before Kakeru's voice piped up behind them "jeez you two get a room or something."

Two loud thumps echoed through the corridor…


"Hah. See I told you it was this way." Naohito looked over at his rival smugly. Yuki rolled his eyes and nodded "good work Naohtio."

Before another "fight" broke out Kakeru whistled loudly "I thought the teachers lounge would be…I don't know…cooler."

Yuki shrugged and looked around, he too was slightly surprised at the décor in the room.

It was practically just another class room with couches and a table. Kakeru suddenly grabbed Yuki's arm "over there! I see it! I see it!" Noahito looked over at them in disgust and walked towards the refrigerator Kakeru was pointing at.

He opened the door and looked in "ew! What the hell is that!"

Yuki and Kakeru leaned over his head curiosity etched onto their faces. When they saw the object of Naohtio's repulsion Kakeru made a face.

Next to a gallon of milk was a pitcher full of a brownish greenish liquid.

Yuki shuddered, he didn't even want to know what that was. He leaned over Noahito and grabbed the milk "we should be getting back to the others now." Kakeru grabbed his sleeve "hey hold up!" Yuki looked down at him surprised when Kakeru grabbed the pitcher of green gunk. He walked towards the coffee table and grabbing one of the plastic cub near the water fountain on the way.

Kakeru set the two items down on the table. Noahito glared at him "what do you think your doing? That belongs to one of the teachers!" Yuki nodded in agreement watching as Kakeru poured the juice into the cup "Kakeru you shouldn't play with things that don't belong to you."

His best friend merely smirked "don't you want to know what it taste likes?"

Yuki raised an eyebrow and was about to answer when Naohito said "Heck no! Now stop fooling around and let's go!"

Kakeru stuck his tongue out at them and downed the drink in one gulp.

Yuki and Naohito's eyes bugged out of their sockets. Kakeru licked his lips and looked curiously at his cup "hmmm…"

Hewatched as Naohito walked towards Kakeru trying to hide his curiosity "what does it taste like?"

He shrugged "kind of like a pistachio ice cream milkshake." Naohito blinked in surprise "really?" He looked over at the pitcher suspiciously.

Kakeru nodded and handed him the cup "wanna try some?" Naohito paused nervously before reaching out to take it.

(5 seconds later)

Naohito was standing over a sink rinsing his mouth; Kakeru was beside him scraping his tongue with a plastic knife.

"You bastard" Naohito snarled, narrowing his eyes "that tasted absolutely nothing like pistachio ice cream."

Kakeru gurgled noisily and spat out the water before grinning "well duh."

Yuki was currently leaning on a couch for support as he laughed. Naohito turned and glared at him "shut up!"

This only caused Yuki to laugh even harder. "You should have.." he gasped for air "you should have seen your face!" Yukicontinued laughing.

Suddenly a plastic cup was pushed into his face. He blinked in surprise "w-what?"

Kakeru smiled innocently "your turn!"

Yuki stepped back in alarm "what! No way am I drinking that!" Kakeru's face fell "but that's not fair! Naohito and I drank it so you have to drink it!"

Yuki shook his head firmly "you and Naohito chose to drink it out of your own accord. And I'm choosing not to."

"Come one" Kakeru smiled again and wiggled the cup in his face "I dare you to just take one sip."

Yuki shook his head.

There was suddenly a determined glint in Kakeru's eye "I double dare you!"

Yuki snorted, did Kakeru really think he would fall for such juvenile tactics.

"No."

"Triple dare you."

"No."

"Triple double dog dare you!"

"No!"

"FOR GODS SAKES YUKI JUST TAKE ONE SIP!"

Yuki glared at him "I said no." He looked down at his wrist watch "now lets go. We've already wasted too much time."

He turned around auddenly when he heard Naohito speak out "I bet you're just scared…"

Kakeru nodded in agreement "yeah! Chicken! Bawk bawk!" Yuki rolled his eyes and began walking towards the door.

"Chicken!"

Naohito smirked "come on Kakeru just drop it. It's obvious Yuki's to scared to drink it."

Yuki frowned, he was not going to give in to their childish taunting.

He was student body president and had a job to do.

Yuki walked closer to the exit.

He was not…

…"Chicken!"

…going…

…"Delicate little princess!"

…to give…

"Fraidy Cat!"

Yuki stopped in his tracks and turned around slowly his eyes glinting menacingly.

"What did you just call me?"

(5 seconds later)

Yuki stood over the sink swishing water in his mouth as Naohito and Kakeru rolled on the floor laughing.

Damn you Kyou.


Ok so i decided that i might as well de a nao and kimi fic.

They are such the odd couple! But i have an idea were Kimi is telling Nao that Motoko is a lost cause.

...It'll make more sense in a fic...

ANYWAY! PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW. Im not so sure if i wanna continue council conversation. as u noticed it took me quite a while to updat.