The Diary of Sylvia the Cucco-Ette

Day three of King Ganondorf's reign

Location – Gerudo Valley

05:00 Got up early for the first time in weeks to crow when the sun comes up. Very few people know that I am the wonderful voice behind the sunrise. A gerudo got up and threw a shoe at me. Honestly, some people have no taste.

07:00 The rest wake up. Joseph complements me on good crowing. I say thank you. It takes us a while before we realise King Ganondorf is missing. Nabooru, a nice, polite young lady, responsible for most deaths and pillages on the gerudo part, explains that ever since Joseph's comment on his complexion, has been running to the salon/spa every hour or so. Silly Joseph. Still, I can't help but wonder what he'll be getting there. Perhaps a mud bath.

07:20 I have come to realise that Miss Nabooru is perhaps the best source of gossip in the whole of Hyrule. Apparently Miss Anju, the one we were looking for, is having a love child with Mr Guru Guru. Whilst we were on the subject of scandals and incrimination, I accidentally enquired as to who King Ganondorf's Red Hot Lover was. She told me. Needless to say, I was quite shocked.

08:25 Go out to meet the boys for a spot of coffee. Joseph asked me what Miss Nabooru and I were talking about. I told him nothing. He continued to pester me, and eventually I told him, "Women's matters." That stopped his questions.

8:30 Wave goodbye to Nabooru. We decide to have one last gander around Hyrule town. Apparently, the Redeads were still a quite small population, and that they were only hanging around the castle. Richard said that there were Hylians still living there. This confused us. Redeads couldn't be that much trouble, and if Hylians could survive with them, surely a bunch of naïve young cuccos could?

11:00 Arrive at the castle town. It's relatively dead, but then it's nigh time. Lights flicker in a small amount of windows, so it's plain to see there are still some inhabitants. We walked through it, looking around. Joseph pointed to a temple.

"Look!" He cried.
"Oooh…" Mike oohed. "Lets go there!"
"No!" Joseph snapped. "You'll look like a tourist!"

"Verily." Richard agreed.

Richard is awesome.

11:06 After a whole six minutes of tedious contemplation, examination and analysis, we decide we will go to the Temple of Time.

11:10 In the temple, there's a whole choir strange voices, singing a mystical song. It starts to get incredibly annoying after a while. Richard starts yammering a whole load of bull about the "Door of Time," and "The Legendary Blade." We expect that he has been in at Mike's prozac again.

11:15 We go in through the Door of Time, just for the hell of it. We don't know why, we're cuccos, we do random, meaningless things like this all the time. There's a young boy wearing a green tunic sleeping on a military cot at one end of the room. We decide to wait until he wakes up to ask him what's going on.

One helluva long wait later.

11:25, Seven years in the future The boy starts to wake up. A very chubby man runs in, and starts panicking. Quickly, he began to assemble what looks like a set from a sitcom, with big platforms and props and florescent lights.

11:30 The boy wakes up. The Chubster spout gibberish about destinies and sages and sacred realms. He then says to look at himself, and nearly gives the boy a heart attack. After some more nonsense, the boy walks out of the set, causing it to fall down around him.

11:40 After some heated discussion, we decide to warn the fellow of the legions of undead critters waiting to suck his blood.

"Wait!" Joseph cried. This caused the boy to turn and at him.

"Erm.. Hi?" He asked warily. He hadn't talked much through TC's speech. Maybe it's because he wasn't allowed a word in edgeways.

"Salutations!" Richard exclaimed. "We are Richard, Sylvia, Mike, and Joseph the cuccos, previously of Lon Lon Ranch, now of nowhere. We have come to warn you of the nasty blood sucking beasties that await you outside of this temple!"

"Oh goodie.." The boy said dryly.

"Ah, we do not understand your joy of this tragic news.." I said slowly. "Could you explain this further?"

An: Done. This chapter was fun to write! Very fun! Hope you enjoyed it. Please review! Oh, and the cuccos say Miss and Mr before the names because they acknowledge that other races are higher up than them, and so address them like that because of it.

Reviews

Uber Spoonz: Thanks for the comment! That always annoyed me.. I guess the other Gerudo were to nice to say…

Vladimir the Hamster: They are indeed. And many thank yous for the review!