The Diary of Richard the Cucco

An: It's Richards' diary again! YAY!
This story is not dead! YAY!
I like Cheese! YAY!

8:00 I miss Morpha, but right now Link says we have to go to Kakariko. I asked him why. He told me to be quiet. Don't ask me why.

10:00 I hate the walk to Kakariko. Because it's so long. Bob seemed to be getting annoyed too.

"Are we there yet?" He ask

ed.
"No."I replied.

"Are we there yet?"
"No."

"Are we there yet?"
"No."

"Are we there yet?"
"No."

"Are we there yet?"
"No."

"HEYHEYLISTENLOOKOUTLISTENHEYHEYWATCHOUTLOOKOUT!"Navi, Links fairy, yelled, flying out from beneath his hat.

"What?" Sylvia asked.
"Anyone know naviese?" Bob asked hopefully.

"I do!" Mike said. "Um.. Looklooklistenwatchoutlistenlook?"
Link gasped. "You just called her a slut!"

"ListenLISTENlooklookWATCHOUT!" Navi shouted angrily.

10:39 Finally, we've reached Kakariko. Our happiness was cut short when we saw Womanly Man, though.

"Link…" He muttered. "Keep away..."

"Gladly." Link said.

"Link, you idiot!" Womanly Man suddenly snapped. "Get over 'ere!"
"Yes, sir."

"Ahem." WM began. "For quality carpets, come to BOBS KARPET WAREHOUSE! And you KNOW it's cool 'cos it's got a K!"

Link stared.
"No, wait, I mean--"
Suddenly, a huge, omnificent shadow burst out of the well. I don't know what that means, but it sounds brilliant.

"O woe is to be the last villagers of this, Kakariko Village," It shrieked. "May their children's children remember the angst and sadness of this, the day of the wells shadows—"
"Stick with your lines, Jerry!" The director yelled through his megaphone. "No ablibbing!"

An: It's short, yeah. Why? Have you got a problem with that?

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REVIEWS!

TCD

Hopeless Maiden: -Looks at ground.- Icky:P

I don't know if Ruto was freed.. Maybe, maybe not!

Uber Spoonz: Yeah.. I don't know WHY everyone portrays Morpha as an ugly male monster.. She is OBVIOUSLY a forty two year old, house-proud, but awfully kind minion! Sheesh, get it right, people!

-Hides from sharp pointy objects thrown by OoT novelisers.-

I mean, you're opinion counts to!
-Hides from considerably less sharp pointy objects thrown by OoT novelisers.-

LoZ:UA

Uber Spoonz: -Shifty eyes.- I've updated! Now get updating! But ta much for the squeaky toy! Maybe.. If you're a good girl and update soon, I'll put up the TOILET SCENE! (Though God forbid..) Kitty29: Yup, that's the ending. Maybe.. Quite probably.. But then again…

MAYBE NOT! QUITE PROBABLY NOT!
Ya never know…

As for Ganondorfs job.. That's something that can only be answered by…


Ganondorf's Never Ending and Highly Tedious Quest For A Job!

(Coming soon to a theatre near you!)