Chapter 9- Freaks and giggles- Jericho
Oh man, was security ever confused when I walked through the doors. They searched through every one of my belongings when they did the metal scanner test; I had nothing metal on me, yet I kept getting the strangest stares from them. "Sir, are you wearing a costume?" one asked.
I looked at him strangely. "Are you implying something boy?" in a much deeper voice was my reply. I sounded like an older man, with the lion's growl. The security was rather spooked.
"I'm just saying…"
"WHAT? That I am quite old looking? Is that is son? Do you have any idea how much of a hassle I get when it comes to you people! You foke judge me, and that's discriminatory!"
I could hear the guys who have gotten through laugh it up, they couldn't contain themselves, and it was taking the will of God to contain the laugher in me.
"I'm sorry sir… go right ahead" I walked pass them and got to the plane, by then I lost it laughing! All the other guys were in tears laughing. Some of the guys were talking it up, I saw Matt use his claws to finally get open those damn airplane peanuts. Lita was turning into a… get this… pink panther! I am not kidding you! As a joke most of the guys are humming the theme song around her! I caught Triple H doing some very cat like stuff. One being licking the back of his hand and cleaning his face with it! HAHA oh man, gold.
For me, I know better… I make sure my locker room door is locked before I start grooming myself. Well the airplane ride was rather interesting; I looked out the window a few times only to see some of the people from Smackdown flying right next to us! Taker being one of them, he was flying circles around us!
"What a show off" Snitsky smirked as he saw the Deadman do laps.
I was trying to rip open my peanuts, but my hands were too big. "Damn these little things!" I hissed and growled at it. Snitsky looked at me.
"May I?" he asked. I nodded. He seemed to be playing around with something in his mouth, until he spat out a long sharp tooth! "Ah, perfect" He stabbed the tooth into the package and it opened! He smirked as he passed it back to me.
"What the hell are you?" I asked.
"Great white shark" Snitsky grinned. Just then he had an idea, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a long toothed necklace of the sharpest Shark teeth I have seen! "I just made this today, after chewing on a tough stake"
I gave him a strange look "Dude, you're weird"
Snitsky smirked. "You're the one to talk," he laughed.
I looked all about the plane seeing who made it aboard without getting too much of a hassle. We know about Matt and Lita. Edge nearly didn't make it, he complained his legs were going numb and his hair was all right and scaly. I got money down he's becoming a pit viper snake. Someone thinks he could be an armadillo. Either way, it will be something strange for him. Carlito was turning into a fruit… uh… fruit bat. Oh man, I've been ribbing him for hours! He couldn't fly just yet, his wings haven't grown out. Big Show was becoming a Grizzly bear. Coach was a weasel. Man, so many people and so little time huh? Ooo, I should talk about some of the ladies! Trish had been turning into a black and silver jaguar, powerful yet sleek, work well for her. Torrie and Candice were minks… big surprise huh? Didn't think so. Victoria was a black widow spider, but she managed to hide her form better than Tajiri. That guy has been freaking me out! All those eyes staring at you… just make you want to swat him or something. Victoria has been very discreet about her form. She doesn't trap people in her webs, nor does she show off her fangs. Her venom could kill a human… well… I guess were safe, we're not human really!
Stephanie sat next to her husband Triple H; she was a lioness, which works out quite well for those too. They've been purring and nuzzling each other all day… yet it got awkward when Hunter started licking her face litterly. That's the benefit of sitting up front. You don't have to see that in front of you.
HBK has taken an arachnid form. He's a Scorpion; rather cool one at that too. Since he strikes hard and fast just like the creature, so it fit him. Viscera had everyone concerned. He grew a long scaly tail, and was very unpleasant at first. Yet his teeth and tongue, oy don't get me started on that. It was Cena that figured out what he was; he wasn't really a dragon like Kane or John. He was a Komodo dragon! You know about those largest reptiles in the world? You know the kind that can swallow a deer's head whole! That kind was Big Vis. and he likes it. Well that's all I can see for now. Perhaps when we land I can point out more of the Oddities that is now my locker room and fellow co-workers.