Disclaimer: Mulder is not mine! Scully is not mine! Krychek's not even mine!
AN: Just to be clear the 'kind of petty brunet' is the full grown alien clone that claims she as abducted but doesn't remember. You may note that I possess a rather large amount of distain for her.
Christmas Story
Or
Family Reunion
Mulder's Apartment: Evening.
"Ouch." Cried Mulder as a pencil hit his head. Those things sure could smart if they fell the wrong way. He hears a knock on the door. As he walks to the door he sees a duct tape X on the wall 'That's weird I don't use duct tape.' He thinks as he opens the door. He sees a kind of pretty brunet whose hair is getting darker as they speak.
"Hi. I'm your sister." She says.
"You are?"
"Of course I am. I came to see you for Christmas." See says cheerfully.
"But it's not Christmas."
"Daddy will be right up."
They hear a knock on the door; the woman turns and opens it.
"Daddy!" she cries.
Skinner looks confused.
"Wait a minute you're not my father!" she cries. "Who are you?"
Skinner stutters "I wanted to be alone when I told you this Mulder but perhaps it's better this way..."
They hear a knock on the door. It opens and in walks X.
"Daddy!" the woman cries.
"Merry Christmas, honey." says X.
"But it's not Christmas." says Mulder.
"This is your father!" Skinner asks the brunet.
"Yes. Mr. Xavier Ex." She says.
"Your name is X?" laughs Mulder.
Mr. Ex looks at Skinner "What are you doing here?"
"I wanted to be with my son on Christmas." says Skinner.
Mulder looks confused "But its not Christmas!"
"What do you mean your son?" says Mr. Ex resentfully.
They here a small knock on the door and a little girl with a black braid walks in.
"Fox!" she screams and jumps in to Mulders arms hugging him.
"Samantha?" Poor Mulder is confused.
"Is that cigarette smoke?" Asks Mr. Ex, on edge.
Smoking man walks in "Son!"
"Hey!" say Skinner and Mr. Ex "I'm his father!"
Scully walks in "Hey everybody merry Christmas!"
"Oh, Scully I'm so glad to see you!" Mulder exclaims.
Scully looks at the little girl
"This is my sister." says Mulder smiling.
"No she's not I'm your sister!" shouts the woman.
"That's not true." says Scully "I'm your sister." She starts to laugh.
Mulder starts to cry.
Skinner looks to the door "Is that Krychek?"
"Merry Christmas everybody!"
Mulder starts to call him a bad name but Krychek interrupts.
"Hey, be nice now. I've made a new years resolution…I'm going to reform."
Every one is stunned and Cigarette Smoking Man is mad.
"Just think Mulder if I'm not down right evil we'll be like brothers."
"Oooh, More family!" Cries the curly haired woman, she runs up to Alex and gives him a big hug.
Just then a cold wind blows from the door and every one gets a chill up their spine, in walks Fowley, looking kind of pale.
Mulder is stunned "Diana? I thought you were murdered?"
"Of course I was Fox but seeing how I'm dead and its Christmas I thought it would be a wonderful time to make a lovers pact. Don't you want me Fox? See I know about all that stuff, we were just made for each…"
Diana is interrupted by Scully who gives her a karate chop to the back of the neck. Diana falls in a pile on the floor, and slowly melts away.
"Hey! You guys shouldn't let that go to waste!"
Every one looks up, and Scully greats the newcomer.
"Hi, Eugene I thought you were spending this Christmas in my heating duct."
"I was but it gets so stuffy in there." He looks at the disappearing Fowley and says "Oh darn she's already gone."
"Who is this?" asks Mr. Ex angrily.
"That's Tooms, Eugene, Eugene Victor, Victor, Tooms." answers the little girl.
"How did you know that?" asks Mulder.